Fundamental truths and haiku

[loanranger]

I can live with lopsided, but not crooked.


"There was a crooked man,"
By Mother Goose
There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.