Fonon Corp. (fka FNON)

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Sounds great UK, I mean, let's find more innovative ways the company can stick it to shareholders by wasting more of their cash with nothing to show for it.

Problem is, I'm pretty sure management doesn't want any investor to see what's really going on in Zimbabwe so you'll never get the pleasure of an invite. Maybe you could settle for visiting corporate headquarters in Freehold NJ instead. LOLOLOL