Your mouth hurting like a mother is truly sorrowful news. Indeed, not since the rape of Nanking or the 2003 American League Championship Series has a report pained me so.
Ah well, I shall strive to get over it. No doubt you find my resilience admirable. I am comforted by the adage that suffering is good for the soul. I am, of course, referring to your suffering and my soul.
Most people drool with anticipation or drool with lascivious desire. It think it quite refreshing that you drool with pain instead....kinky but refreshing.
I recall fondly the incident you reference. Until now, it had never even occurred to me that your posts that day were intended to be in the English language.
And where are my manners? Thank you, Hoople. Your acknowledgement of my depravity is always warmly welcomed.
