Oscar, Oscar, Who's Got the Oscar

[Dolly Llama]

Well you see, Lobo, it was raining really hard, and I was trying to balance my laptop computer, my cat, and the list of nominees, all at the same time, and I got off by one category, which is why I answered 207 to question 24. Actually I meant to say that Crash would win for best picture, not Brokeback. So you see, if you move each of my answers up one category my score should be much higher than, say, someone like Florist. I'm not trying to unseat Creekjumper as winner, mind you. I'd be perfectly willing to share first place.