Sometimes there is truth in humor.
Great Quotes of the Year
Nominated for Quote of the Year is the statement made by Texas
Congressman Dick Armey (R) when asked, "If you had been in President Clinton's place would you have resigned?"
Armey's reply: "If I had been in the president's place I would
not have gotten the chance to resign. I would have been lying in a pool of my own blood, looking up, and listening to my wife ask, `How do you reload this son of a bitch'?"
Troy
Those who shoot from the hip usually end up just shooting themselves.
Plan the grub and grub the plan.
Where is the party tonight? Who is bringng the drinks?