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how about driving the big porcelain bus? Hugging the furniture?
Sorry Churak. At least to me, very different imagery. For the former, one might think you are referencing a dildo; as to the latter, I see your dog. "Worshipping the porcelain goddess" conjures an entirely different image -- don't you see a person on their knees and davening?
AK
p.s. Nothing personal. Please take your meds and go to bed -- you need a good night's sleep.
Listen Churak, and I mean that in the truest sense of the word, what are you talking about?
What do you mean “WTF”? I told you, he’s gamboling!! See #msg-552609.
And why do you persist with the “supercilious” issue? It was explained to you. See #msg-552843.
If you would link back to the post you are responding to, #msg-554302, it is clear that you are personally attacking me by using my disability as a pejorative.
As I asked of you earlier, please go take your meds and take a nap; I’ll excuse your hissey-fit as I realize you had a long and difficult day caring for hurricane and all, but you don't need to take it out on me.
AK
p.s. I strongly suggest you examine your attitude about Annie -- you seem to have a problem with women of child-bearing age.
Mr. Churak, you appear to be talking to yourself again, even answering your own post. Please stop by the Jailhouse infirmary with hurricaneJim, and both of you, TAKE YOUR MEDS, and go to bed! I'll handle the Night shift here.
AK
Breeders is great to watch & small wagers just to keep it interesting. Usually pay good prices.
Mr. Churak, what are you talking about?
Is this a gambling, porn site?
Are you the one who pays the "good prices"?
AK
p.s. And you criticize Annie's English? Sheesh!
I guess I'm just too subtle most of the time
Oh, I see. You've been trying to get Annie to laugh, and she just doesn't get it. You would do well to remember that the young 'uns don't always appreciate subtlety. I guess I thought because of your experience raising 5(10?) children you were being direct with her. I'll have to read your posts more carefully. Thanks for letting us know you are a closet humorist.
AK
we have seven children -- Are any still at home?
Sarals, kinda nosey aren't you?
AK
p.s. At Fred's advanced age, if the kids are at home, it's because they left and came back.........
....several times.
worshipping the porcelain goddess
Sarals, much as I don't understand you picking on Annie, I do want to give you credit for the imagery here.
AK
Mr. Churak, here is a perfect example of what I mean about your "attitude". For Sarals, you ask "what's a frig"; for young Annie, you piss on her "English".
AK
p.s. I think Sarals meant "frag"; you don't "frig" teenagers -- you "frag" 'em.
p.p.s. You and Sarals are starting to sound like Frick and Frack when it comes to the new inmate.
Sarals??
Mr. Churak, what is your problem with Ann? Something in her post that you don't understand? You know we don't speak the Queen's English in the States. Sorry if you feel neglected. Here, check this out:
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/71924.html
Just where in Nunavut are you located?
AK
Bob, if you don't mind me asking, did she have big, err, I mean, was she "full figured"?
AK
Uhh, HuricaneJim, is "Cut and Paste" the extent of your computer skills, or is your keyboard unplugged?
Sarals, here is the "quote" but Bill Gates didn't make it:
Reminds me of that line from Bill Gates addressing a high school class, don't remember the exact words, but something to the effect that your parents weren't always as boring as they are now, they got that way feeding, clothing and supporting you.
Rule No. 7: Before you were born your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way paying your bills, cleaning up your room and listening to you tell them how idealistic you are...
Here's "the truth" behind the quote, misattributed to Bill Gates:
http://www.snopes.com/language/document/liferule.htm
AK
What's the difference between hard and dark?
It stays dark all night.
Sarals, not necessarily the correct answer. See #msg-553235
AK
No need. Wasn't the quote "I didn't have sex with that woman".
AK
Hi ex-Warden Fred, false alarm. Sarals jumped the gun -- I'd actually expected a little better from a woman of her "experience".
AK
Quote of the day: "Teenagers are your punishment for having had sex."
that's a lot of years to serve for a few hours of fun...
Sarals, perhaps you'll mention that to Annie when she makes her appearance here?
AK
started having em when she was 13 and didn't stop until her 50's.
At least she took time off between pregnancies. Apologies about getting the number of your kids wrong; guess I took Churak seriously when he said you had ten.
AK
Quote of the day: "Teenagers are your punishment for having had sex."
Close, but no "cigar" (if that gives you a clue). The links are to news articles from the B.B.C. Perhaps your assistant could look them up for you?
AK
Communications equipment orders down 52% eom
Do you have a link? Company specific? Worldwide? Maybe a little more info? Thanks.
AK
Apologies to thread -- BBC did NOT re-write the article. THIS is the article I was thinking of. Be sure to read the whole thing. <g>
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2241552.stm
AK
Fred, the BBC re-wrote this article. Originally there was a line at the bottom of the article to the effect: "I'm an old guy and I tried it, and it was fun." You want to consider enrolling in school so you can get a free supply <g>?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/2359457.stm
AK
Edit: deleted: redundant post
Hope you were not wearing the "belt" when you lost the key.
You are welcome...
Where is the best place to have a good discussion about shirt in general without being bounced??
Hi Digr,
Early release...you lucked out...Churack must have been there a month.
The Jailhouse is one thread (surprise!) where you can get away with quite a bit, but as you have noticed, it's a "premium" thread, i.e. you gotta pay the piper to post there. If you want to give it a whirl, it's only 6.95 for a month, but really worth it for access, private messages and no ads. OTOH, if you want to cheap out, there is Happy Hour, which gives you all subscriber rights several times per week. Check that out on the home page.
Another thread for "duking it out" is The Parking Lot. That's a place for people to "resolve their differences" without cluttering up a thread. If you have specific questions on how far you can go on that thread, ask Matt on his Questions & Answers thread.
Good luck!
AK
OUCH!!
hasher, come on down for a visit. Phil(Bullrider) and his hottie assistant promised to bring the beer, but he's expecting me to send him two plane tickets. Can you believe it? Beer may be expensive here, but nothing like a plane ticket.
So, what'cha "ouching" about? Could it be this?
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/71892.html
AK
Annie, where you been all day?
I guess weather like this can affect your disposition:
http://www.wunderground.com/US/AK/Anchorage.html
How would this kind of weather affect you?
http://www.wunderground.com/US/HI/Honolulu.html
<ggg>
AK
p.s. Do you follow any stocks beside MYNG? Anything I should be looking up?
where did that come from?
From here? #msg-551498
AK
Confucius say: "Man who run behind car get exhausted."
But gg, that's what you said last night -- just spend less time in the Jailhouse shower room. You know, Churak's probably getting a little tired too.
AK
p.s. Remember this saying from Confucius: "Man who run in front of car get tired."
I was just trying that and dropped the darn key down the furnace duct
In that case, just stand behind Sheriff Matt when you come to visit -- he has to supervise the shower room now that ex-Warden Fred is on sabbatical at the punnatentiary.
AK
A little advice: remember to put it on backwards.
AK
Muell, no need to guess. Ask Sheriff Matt if you can visit the back of The Jailhouse during shower time.
AK
p.s. Don't forget to bring your own shower cap.
Maybe he'll become submissive for once in his life!
Muell, how can you be so sure that his verbal aggressiveness isn't a cover for his real way of life? Not that I would have any way of knowing, of course, but one does hear things in the Jailhouse.
AK
NO I'm picking up your soap Churak
Muell, Freudian slip?
AK
Thought it would help!
Muell, it will, especially after Churak pulls his "Oh, I dropped the soap; would you mind bending over and picking it up?" gig. I haven't figured out what line he's going to use on young Annie.
AK
You planning on dealing with Churak?
AK
Where's the BEER...pizza is getting cold.
AK
Sarals, I tried to help you, but Bob Z just wouldn't hear of it. Check his response to this post: #msg-473260 (Check the date of that post. lol)
AK
(Just kidding, Bob -- uh-huh)