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hasher, you may want to reconsider and get that Bobcat now. There is a volcano only 40 km from you.
http://volcano.und.nodak.edu/vwdocs/volc_images/north_america/canada/Final-WP.html
AK
hasher, you may want to reconsider and get that Bobcat now. There is a volcano only 40 km from you.
You mean you told me to buy it AFTER it had doubled? I musta bought the shares you were selling.
AK
p.s. This is a CANADIAN company???
Churak and the boys hit the shower early.
AK
p.s. Get a chance to go to the Bobcat site?
Thank you hasher...I forget how cosmopolitan Vancouver is.
AK
My apologies Patsy. The board header was hidden, and I had not read it. I was teasing Churak publicly. He is aware I purchased NT this morning at 1.05. I won't distract further. Sorry.
AK
hasher, that is good information too, thank you.
AK
p.s. I've noticed you go to the YWCA and never reference the YMCA, so no need for me to point out the difference to you.
p.p.s. Which one does your neighbor, Cindy Lookalike, go to?
I can't short a <5 stock, so guess I'll wait for it to hit 50 cents again -- by that time I'm sure you might want to sell me your shares, so if you want to save the commission, think about it.
AK
Could be a decent play here -- the hard part is to figure whether to go short or long. Any thoughts Churak?
hurricane, please quote me correctly. There is a BIG difference between the I.R.S. and an IRA, and the I.R.A.
AK
p.s. I was talking taxes, not the merits of your stock positions -- I presume you have other places to discuss that; by the lack of response you've had, it seems nobody is interested in discussing that here.
$750 billion seems like a LOT of money. Might you have a source for that? Thanks.
AK
Works for me!
AK
Opera Baby (link)
Carolyn, I'm sure you will relate to this <g>.
http://www.whoohoo.net/operababy/operababy.swf
Limerick
A Limerick gets laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
I want one!!!
Pick your model...http://www.bobcat.com/
AK
p.s. Check the video clips
Jim, can't short stocks in an IRA...
AK
Lucky, aren't we? Everybody gets to read them before the posts get deleted.
AK
p.s. Notice how many posts Churak has today that are "deleted"?
Sven and Ole are visiting a relative in Houston. Walking along the street,
they see a sign which reads: Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each,
trousers $2.50 per pair.
Sven says to his pal, "Hey Ole! LOOK! We could buy a whole lot of dem,
and ven ve get back to Minnesota, ve could make a fortune. Now ven ve go
into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Yust let me do all da talkin' cause if dey
hear our Minnesota accent dey might tink ve are dumb Norwegians and
try to raise da price. But, I can speak with a perfect Texas drawl."
They go in and Sven drawls out an order for 50 suits at $5.00 each, 100
shirts at $2.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each.
Troy, the owner of the shop says, "You're from Minnesota, aren't you?"
"Uff da!" says a surprised Sven. "How'd you know dat?"
Troy says, "Cause this is a dry-cleaner."
You followed me over here to pollute the Corner Bar? Why do you think Carolyn suggested you set up your own thread?
AK
p.s. Sorry Carolyn. Guess now you can make up your own mind about Churak -- really didn't need hasher's video.
hasher, no need to be jealous. It's not the kind of bobcat you rent and ride in Canada.
AK
Hi Carolyn, check yours. LOL!
AK
Carolyn, hasher over on the Jailhouse thread managed to get this video of Churak after he left the Corner Bar last night. Just wanted to let you know what you are dealing with.
Ask hasher to get them for you, that way you won't have to pay import duties. I'm rather surprised you even know what a Tiki torch is, living up there in Nutcasevet. I'll bet you've gone South in the winter and seen them in North Battleford...
AK
No, it is Home Depot, but their stock is a bit different here. Roofing thatch is available, lots of bamboo poles, and teak and other hardwoods. They have special kits for growing, and making, your own grass skirts too. I think the Tiki torches are the same as you get; you do use Tiki torches in Vancouver, don't you? Naturally, snow blowers are special order.
AK
p.s. One nice thing is they rent those little Bobcat loaders for clearing lava flows from your driveway. Very easy to operate.
Blond Story
A girl comes skipping home from school and shouts "Mummy, Mummy, today
we did counting and all the other kids only got up to 5, but I got up to
10....1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, that's good isn't it, Mummy?"
"Yes, dear, it is."
"Is that because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, dear, it is."
The next day the girl comes skipping home and screams, "Mummy, Mummy,
today we did the alphabet and all the other kids only got to D but I got
up to G..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G....that's good isn't it, Mummy?"
Yes, dear, it is."
"Is that because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, dear, it is."
The following day the girl comes skipping home and says "Mummy, Mummy,
we did gym class and all the other girls had flat chests but I have
these!" and pulls up her top revealing a pair of amazing 36C breasts.
"That's good isn't it, Mummy?"
"Yes, dear, it is," replied a slightly embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"No, dear, it's because you're 25!"
Hi Phil, of course we have Home Depots, just not on each island.
They have Home Depots in Hawaii?
There are three:
421 Alakawa St
Honolulu, HI 96817
(808)521-7355
1021 Kamehameha Highway
Pearl City, HI 96782
(808)455-1200
100 Pakaula Street
Kahului, HI 96732
(808)893-7800
I included the phone numbers in case you need directions. Wouldn't it be easier to find one closer to your home?
Regards,
AK
For Pete's sake, me too!
A little piscine humor Churak?
I did -- my post was edited. Sorry 'bout that.
AK
Didn't you see what Churak said about you? see #msg-556470
AK
I would have expected a nice limmerick from you
What's a "limmerick"?
AK
Thanks. Hope CharleyMike agrees with you, or he's gonna come up there and whup yo'
AK
Churak, you gonna send this bumper sticker to CharleyMike?
hasher, here's a clue for you (since Sheriff Matt apparently isn't policing the board today <g>)
AKvetch... "and you blew me off"....that part I don't remember, but nevermind, I'm old, I'll take your word for it.
As far as the little beer sticker at the end of your post is concerned, various hashes have been using that foe years on their websites.
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1. See #msg-555838
2. Since you be the only hashee here, you could have had the courtesy of posting the gif, but nooooo, you just knock someone for bringing a little humor to this godforsaken jailhouse. Lookee, even the Sheriff isn't stopping by anymore, even to respond to a post.
'scuse me, I'll be back -- my beer is getting warm.
AK
It's the trampoline set-up, and now we are trying moving the whole apparatus on top of a giant waterbed. THAT should be interesting...
AK
p.s. What's with all this talk about Herring?
Who you posting to Hasher? And why you bitchin' about the clocks? Gave you two links last night, and you blew me off. Well, you get what you deserve. Oh yeah, here, a present for you and your neighbour...
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O.T. to The Realist, please remember:
Supercilious? Gimme a break. He obviously doesn't frequent the Jailhouse thread and that story is out on the web. You, on the other hand, present my plagiarized material as your own. No need to stir up a bar fight this early though. I'm going back to the Jailhouse to clean up your mess.
Here's something for Carolyn, seeing as how she's not frequenting the Jailhouse much these days:
gotmilk, wow, heavy duty post....at this hour too...may be time to consider