Any Good Jokes?

[AKvetch]

Blond Story


A girl comes skipping home from school and shouts "Mummy, Mummy, today
we did counting and all the other kids only got up to 5, but I got up to
10....1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, that's good isn't it, Mummy?"

"Yes, dear, it is."

"Is that because I'm blonde, Mummy?"

"Yes, dear, it is."

The next day the girl comes skipping home and screams, "Mummy, Mummy,
today we did the alphabet and all the other kids only got to D but I got
up to G..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G....that's good isn't it, Mummy?"

Yes, dear, it is."

"Is that because I'm blonde, Mummy?"

"Yes, dear, it is."

The following day the girl comes skipping home and says "Mummy, Mummy,
we did gym class and all the other girls had flat chests but I have
these!" and pulls up her top revealing a pair of amazing 36C breasts.

"That's good isn't it, Mummy?"

"Yes, dear, it is," replied a slightly embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"

"No, dear, it's because you're 25!"