Uncle Soy's Duck Blind II (PATO)

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urre, dnn, pdn, uuu

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pnpff.pk - uranium basket play

[Superbee383]

LOL! Ok.. no purses

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hey lady, there are no purses allowed in this blind unless they are covered in a realtree camo pattern. :)

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[Brad S]

Wooo Hooo!!! Look what finally flew into Pennsylvania.

[rigmedic]

lol yeah that is a pretty tough shot. But hey - you wont starve now.

[Brad S]

I managed to shoot a little ass doe this year. Had the 44 blackhawk along when I was duck hunting. After we were done duck hunting I made a float down the river and shot it standing on the bank. Harder to shoot a deer out of a floating boat than I thought it would be. Every time my buddy moved a little bit my front sight moved about 3 feet off target.

[rigmedic]

Ill keep that one in my back pocket. I already had em skinned and cleaned when i got home. she will cook anything I kill but the prep - she draws the line.

[Brad S]

LOL! You should of told her to pluck and clean them and roast 'em in the oven. If you ever get really mad at her, have her roast a merganser in the oven. Make sure you're ready to head to the sandbox when she does it though, you won't be able to stand the smell in the house for a day or two afterwards.

[rigmedic]

If I can get it to turn out good then ill have a rubber stamped premission slip from now on - gotta make it work though - mrs. rig looked at the ducks in the cooler and was like wtf do I do with these??

[Brad S]

The duck shouldn't turn out any different. Just make sure you don't overcook it, tastes like bad liver if you do. It should be pink in the middle when it's done, if it's brown it's overdone.

[rigmedic]

Ya know - the more I looked in to preparing them - the more I was drawn to grilling. Seems the best and easyest. WHen I get back I plan to try the foil wrap method over some mesquite - add a little red wine and italian dresing and spice and see what will happen. Ive cooked pheasant and grouse that way - I wunder how the duck will turn out.

[Brad S]

Not really, I usually just season them and throw 'em on the grill. Some of my bud's make jerky or sticks out of them.

[rigmedic]

Yup - too much fun. Got any recipie tips??

[Brad S]

I wish more pintails would come through up here, the one my buddy shot last year was the first dead one I ever seen around here. They're a pretty rare sighting around here. So, you addicted to duck hunting yet?

[rigmedic]

they look too much alike to me to tell the difference. I should have checked his passport. I should have the duck pics soon. I got my first pintail - goin on the wall.

[Brad S]

Hmmm, just wondering because that bird looked more like and eastern than a rio.

[rigmedic]

We dont get easterns in that part of the state typicly they are more toward the ark la tex - i was pretty close to mexico where i got him.

[Brad S]

It's about damn time someone on this board shoots something. LOL Congrats on the bird. I thought you lived in Texas? Why does that bird look like an Eastern instead of a Rio? You got both down there?

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she's a beaut clark.

[rigmedic]

Xmas Day:

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bxt

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fmd

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HAFC

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cwst

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every holding was added on 11/24 -

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[Brad S]

Knocked these off by 7 am, sat in the rain for two more hours and didn't see jack. Ah well, guess it's better than nothing. Nappy time..............

[Brad S]

A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labeled
LSD?"
Granny replies, " F@*k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the
kitchen?!"



A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, "I
look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."
He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."




Wife gets naked & asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty
face or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up & down and replies, "Your sense of humor!"




An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife
leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do
you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

[Brad S]

The International Rules of Manhood

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss' car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
(e) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.



We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below.

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

We hope this clears up any confusion.

The International Council of Manhood, Ltd.

[Brad S]

Okay, here's a picture of everything I killed......






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[inflationista]

sure, as soon as you post some of those week long hunting trip pictures you claimed ot have gone on.

[Brad S]

I see that article is 9 pages long. Can you please summarize it for those of us with a short attention span. Thank you.

[inflationista]

for later:

http://www.portfolio.com/news-markets/national-news/portfolio/2008/11/11/The-End-of-Wall-Streets-Boom?tid=true

[rigmedic]

lucky bastard

[inflationista]

drunk...like...skunk...

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eyes on MVG, hostile take over in the works, sounds like a low ball, to me -

there's a conference call recording on yahoo boards that you can listen to, interesting to say the least -

[inflationista]

the cowboys are on a roll baby!

[rigmedic]

Almost 5 pm

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what time is it over there?

[rigmedic]

Notta lot - trying to get logistics worked out so I can get home - aint lookin good short term - probably will be a week late.

Well hey - theres a gold mine you can invest in!

[inflationista]

well - gold is off f'n 30 bucks already today - so that's awesome - with the ruble going to toilet paper quick time...

what's up in the sand box?

[rigmedic]

Whatsz happinin

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http://www.gata.org/files/JPMorganGoldReport-11-25-2008.pdf

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IAG

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