Excellent!!! I enjoyed that one. How about an oldie but goodie?
Roy Rogers and Dale Evans ranch had been plagued by a mountain lion for weeks. The final straw came when Roy awoke to find his brand new boots had been partially eaten. He saddled Trigger and rode out to slay the worrisome beast. When he returned a few days later with the mountain lion's carcass slung over his shoulders Dale was heard to exclaim...
Pardon me Roy, Is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?
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