Any Good Jokes?

[AKvetch]

BofP, you really have to know your music to get this <g>:

One day (just before Christmas, probably), Good King Wenceslas decided that
he was fed up with the food at the palace, so he phoned up his local
Italian restaurant for a takeaway pizza.

"Certainly, your Majesty" says the Manager, "Would you like your usual"?

"Yes please," replied the King, "same as always - deep pan, crisp and even"