Any Good Jokes?

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Another True Story From Life CHP story.

I have a second cousin that is a CHP out of Bakersfield, CA. Dwight is a tall movie star good looking young man.

We went to a family reunion for his mother's side of the family, When Dwight got there he was wearing a tank top, harem pants, sandals and funky shades.

"Dwight, what kind of image are you projecting for the CHP?"

His wife said "Oh you ain't seen nothing. He likes nothing better than pulling over a family with , like, Ohio plates. He slowly climbs out of his cruiser and slowly saunters up to the nervous family. He wears his hair as long as he can get away with. He wears those "stretch thee Regs" shades. When he gets to the car, he flips the back of his hair and says:

"Hey Dude. You were going, like --- really fast"

He's sure lots of Midwesterners have told of their encounters with a typical CHP".

B2B