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Friday, 09/21/2018 11:23:55 AM

Friday, September 21, 2018 11:23:55 AM

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A friend of mine was stopped on CA 14, the Antelope Highway, for speeding.

Ernie. " Why did you stop me? was just keeping up with traffic

CHP. Well Sir, speeding along with other traffic is like playing the lotto. Today you played the Speeding Lotto and won. Congratulations!

Ernie didn't see the humor.

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