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Colt, now how ya gonna shoot a little dove with a bow? Are they like the ringed neck dove? SH
So that "young buck" can't keep up? Just goes to show ya...SH
OK Chas, it's the rack for you. Carolyn, you did say you had a rack in the back room didn't you? We've gotta get Chas stretched back to his normal size. After we're done with him, can we fix me up too?
Seahag, onetoomanyrootbeerfloatsundermybelt.
I'm wicha. I can't imagine cheating. I couldn't live with the guilt even if I wanted to. Which I don't. He's a good man and I'm very lucky to have him. SH
So did you two have a lover's quarrel? Maybe he thought you got the best part of the heart? SH
Chas, thanks for the tip BUT who would take me fishing. I can't back a trailor up. SH
I thought the folks from Utah were the salt of the earth. SH
Where is Mr Peanuts anyway? Is he so worn out from the trip he can't show up for a drink? SH
Colt, good for you. A faithful husband. Congrats, SH
Back at you. I thought two steppin' to the blues was funny. Can't even imagine two steppin' to Bach. <GGG> Carolyn, a round for the folks on me. BTW, I've been craving a root beer float for days. I'll have one of those, please. SH
The killin' part ain't what I'm worried about. It's the jolts that leave you parlyzed or comatose that concern me :(( SH
Sounds like a good "game" plan. Fat is where the flavor is anyway. BTW, Carolyn, you said you never had any game so you didn't know what it tastes like, IT TASTES "GAMEY" :) SH
Yes, you are correct, as long as the lightning is VERY FAR AWAY. SH
Good one Carolyn. LOL.
Here's one for you since we're discussing odds about getting eaten by a shark or struck by lightening.
A boy comes to his father with a question about some vocabulary words he is trying to learn for a test.
He asks his dad to explain the difference between "realisticly" and "theoretically"
His father gives him a task to teach the boy the difference.
He says "Go to your mother and your sister and ask them if they would have sex with the neighbor for $5 million bucks"
The boy poses the question to his mother and his sister who both responded in the affimative.
He goes back to his father with their answers who then proceeds with the lesson...
"Theoretically" he says, "We're sittin' on $10 million bucks...
Realistically, we're living with two whores."
Don't you need to add some oil or something to the ground meat to be able to patty it up? SH
I tried that once. I drove around for months with them in the trunk. SH
We get some wild thunderstorms through here in the summer. My death wishing husband was out in the spa tonight during one. I think I need to take up a collection to get my husband some much needed therapy. Otherwise he's gonna get himself killed and I'll have to give up playing on the net because I'll have to get a job :(( SH
I saw them trying to two step to the blues once. It was a hoot. SH
Good for you. I always forget to take them with me back to the store. They're too small to be a liner for my big can <G>SH
Intellectually, I know the odds are far greater to be struck by lightning than to be bitten by a shark. The movie "Jaws" ruined my love of salt water for good. Perhaps zum operant condeezuning could zolve zee problem?
A question for the thread....What do you all do with the plastic grocery bags. Recycle? Save them up until you get too many and throw them all out at once? Use them as trash can liners for the smaller cans? SH
Chas, not to worry, there's medications for both problems <G> SH
I'm a Penn Stater too. Boy did they look bad against Miami. I hope Joe gets his five wins he needs for the new all time winningest coach. He's a cool guy. Doesn't look like this is gonna be the year.
Speaking of death wishes, I asked my husband that on a recent fishing expedition. He had to pull us out of an area we were in because the use of internal combustion engines was restricted. Now bear (excuse the pun) in mind we had a trolling motor but he preferred the manual mode of getting us out. He was standing beside the boat right after dusk and decided to try slitting the Red's throat to let it bleed out. He then tied the poor thing to the side of the boat and proceeded to pull us out. I was a nervous wreck.
That pregnant lady that was bitten was a lifeguard. She was out on a distance swim. I'm not sure but I think she swam back in after she was bitten. I also believe she and her husband are still lifeguards and still do the long distance swimming thing. I guess you have to consider what the odds are of being bitten twice. SH
I gotta split this pop stand for a while. If I don't get my chores done I'll be grounded again, SH
It's allright if you don't have any friends. There are plenty here to go around. Some of us will even spring for a round of drinks. SH
That figures. Ole Cheapskate Chas. I'll buy a round. Serve 'em up. That should bring him back :) SH
Hi ya, oneB, welcome to the bar. Bring some friends with you. SH
That is true but I was talking about roughing it. A suite is ALWAYS preferable but not always in the budget:(( I prefer to walk into a room with fresh flowers, a gift basket with some nice wine and goodies, turn down service with a nice piece of chocolate on the pillow, and for you Chas, a TV in the bathroom with some luxuious bath products and a nice thick bathrobe. HMMM, I'm putting ideas in my head. I'll probably have to wait until the struggling college student has completed his degree. I'll tell you one thing for sure, HE AIN'T GETTIN' ANY MONEY FOR GRAD SCHOOL. For that, he's on his own!!!!! SH
I pack light. But sometimes you can use the coffee makers to heat up things.SH
Edit...don't try to run anything chunky through the drip part:)
Chas, now think about it. If they were bibs, why would they be in the bathroom? So are we talkin' room service now too? Can't be roughing it with room service. You've got to at least go to the lobby for coffee and a muffin. SH
ROFLMAO....SH
That's different :)
Hey Chas, are those little paper bathmats ok or do you have to have the terry cloth ones? SH
So does that mean you can have a remote control? SH
PS, The storm was AWESOME. Blew out the power for days. I was reduced to candlelight. Talk about roughing it.
You didn't like "Willow"? Watch it again.
Yeah, participating in the Ren Fest kind of woke me out of a coma. A story for another day.
I've got a storm coming on so I'm gonna log off for a while. It's another phobia of mine. SH
Don't tell Matt that. The danger I got into was being stupid enough to think that the outgoing tide was stronger than the incoming wind. Sharks belong in the water and they feed on the same fish that we are "hunting" for. I have watched my husband wade in chest high water, with a bait bucket and fish caught on a stringer tied to his waste for a long enough time to realise that Florida waters are safe. Matt, just don't dress like a fish and you'll be fine. Enjoy your vacation. And as Carolyn and I would suggest, go for the Hilton, you deserve more than a Motel #. SH
Carolyn, some of the my ALL TIME FAVORITES are "childrens movies" Every year when I am prepping myself for the annual run of The Bay Area Renaissance Festival where I do amateur strret theatre as a peasant, I make a ritual of watching George Lucas' "Willow" in preparation of the show. I am soooo grateful for having children, who, among other things, led me to some of the very best films I have seen in years. SH
Prem, glad for you and the bear that you didn't have to use the gun :) SH)
Not to worry Carolyn, my idea of camping is a hotel room.
I'm sure you're all realising that I'm answering these posts long after they've been posted. It's the forst time I feel comfortable sitting up for any lenght of time. GRRRRR> SH
Not that anyone cares about my adventures in the shark infested waters of Florida but my most recent adventure left me with damage to my already herniated discs in my neck. I've been on the sofa for the last two days because I had to pull the boat that I had stranded off a sand-bar. Didn't even get a bite for my efforts :(((( SH
My friends just take the blood and mark their faces with it. I always worry about Rabies. Silly me. Do you cook it first?
Yeah, I'd vote for that. SH