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[Seahag]

Good one Carolyn. LOL.

Here's one for you since we're discussing odds about getting eaten by a shark or struck by lightening.

A boy comes to his father with a question about some vocabulary words he is trying to learn for a test.

He asks his dad to explain the difference between "realisticly" and "theoretically"

His father gives him a task to teach the boy the difference.

He says "Go to your mother and your sister and ask them if they would have sex with the neighbor for $5 million bucks"

The boy poses the question to his mother and his sister who both responded in the affimative.

He goes back to his father with their answers who then proceeds with the lesson...

"Theoretically" he says, "We're sittin' on $10 million bucks...

Realistically, we're living with two whores."