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The question was: Are you still publishing"The Villain" through Red Giant?
The reply was: Of course not.
Is that because Red Giant did so well for you, and made you so much money with its patented promo and distribution that you have left the comics business to live in Monaco, drink only Bombay Gin martinis, and race unicycles?
Or is it because not only did you prosper ever so prosperously but you felt bad that Red Giant wanted so little and that upper level management, the B, B, and B board, decided to give all its slight share of the profits to opening a free tap dance studio in Kyoto for children of impoverished sea cucumber fishermen?
Or is there another story you might want to share?
But Japan Needs Toys R Us Zwagboxes full of Mark the Pliers movies! Whatever can a White Widow do?
absolute hogwash and nonsense. EOM
Absolute Presents a new superhero team
HOGWASH and NONSENSE --2 Fighting Females Who Fiercely Fight!
Printed on Gold Tablets! Written by Benny Powell! Art by Anne Artist who had a C+ in Basic Anatomy and Mechanical Drawing
New Kickstarter kicking soon.
1st Unlock the Bonus: A Week with Benny Powell
2nd Bigger Unlock the Bonus: No Time at All with Benny Powell!
Come one! Come all! Bring money!
It just might be, this time:
Yes, the SHIP comes in. And the Absolute Red Giant is at the train station.
Hey, everybody! WHITE WIDOW, Absolute Comics newest publication (or first, depending on how you look at it) will be in comics stores everywhere starting tomorrow, January 16. Check the nearest one in the mall in Ukraine. Elon Musk's moon shuttle will get you to HOUSE OF BENNY COMICS AND CONMEN on the darkest side of the moon. And be sure to send in your Kickstarter bucks 'cuz, sure as Japan Needs Heroes, Benny Needs Bucks!
Why, here's your new year's opportunity to back a sure as shooting project with some features you'll find familiar.
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/white-widow-expanded-comics-universe/?fbclid=IwAR3skiwkmiHM7FAHbe4EXgdUy5LvTA_hnP3ZtPRChMa_0yT6-B94zHVOLSo#/
Later, you will have a chance to invest in hydrogen filled lighter than air flying machines and a new invention that puts asbestos insulation into elementary school walls.
A number of companies prior to Red Giant and now, post Red Giant, have done the media box surprise subscription kit. Most of those companies, unlike Red Giant, actually sent the media box. Giant's surprise--you didn't get the box!
Quote: submitted a letter stating that the company had not received previous communications regarding this proceeding.
Previous communications aboard Chinese vessel, Good Ship Lollipop, thought to be sunk in the Bering Sea, with cargo including "thousands of" Zwagboxes and two cats named Con and Art.
LAST BLOOD!!!!!!
Nah, tired blood.
It's time for a Big! Wish from Markiplier Make a Wish --or
ZWAGBOX!
"Thousands are being shipped Internationally" - company statements.
TOYS R US RETURNS!
Benny, start slapping all those comics into those special custom bags!
https://www.aol.com/article/finance/2018/08/28/the-worlds-most-iconic-toy-store-is-reopening-after-suddenly-shutting-down-3-years-ago/23511170/
Why, yes, yes indeed. Getting that content out there. Winning hearts, minds, and signifying monkeys.
https://previewsworld.com/Catalog/AUG182161
Certainly they will release ...
...and all those customers and comics stores who've come to expect word is bond punctuality from The Giant will make each issue a sellout, whether or not it's been previously solicited 96 times before--without ever appearing.
...they will also release Judge Crater from his long years in captivity.
Any day now, any day now, I shall be released -- Bob Dylan
Don't forget the big bucks of Hululu MarkiMagickaMoolah!
"7 Splinters in Time" will probably generate revenue somewhere around "Blue Caprice" and "Shockwave Darkside", for REDG."
But, but ... Benny said ... Toys R Nice! Pliers by Mark! Strategic partners like Bandaid Nabisco! Once we get the bags bagged we put them in the Zwag-O-Meter! Movies! Yeah! Shuckwave and the Magic Toaster!
Come on, kids, if you clap your hands real loud, we can save the Red Giant.
Tinker Belle, ah, she's gotta die, but the Giant?
Benny and the Cats?
Clap, clap, clap.
Maybe someone knows something that we don't?
Yes! They know the double-secret password is ... RUMPLESTILTSKIN!
"IT'S FREE COMIC BOOK DAY! Oh where, oh where do I get Red Giant Comics?"
Oooh, oooh, glad you asked!
Two blocks, and down, down, down, until you get to Markiplier who'll point you toward TOYS R US (just off the face of the Earth), then a left to Bandai Nabisco (The Masked Strategic Partner), another hard left to go right to Amazon where you order a ZWAGOBOX, which will have inside it the key to the Big, New, More Efficient than Ever Red Giant Warehouse and Cat Sanitarium where you will find stacks of RED GIANT Comics which will be on Ebay whenever the cash flow of REDG needs bolstering beyond the selling of used but recently laundered clothing and pre-owned eyeglasses.
FREE COMIC BOOK DAY? It's ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN DAY -- as usual.
TODAY'S EDUCATIONAL QUOTES
Sometimes silence is not golden--just yellow.
--Anonymous
An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie; for an excuse is a lie guarded.
--Alexander Pope
A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to
blame somebody else.
--John Burroughs
We’re not looking for him, we’re just trying to find him.
--Stan Laurel
Look for Benny's audio biography; "How to Steal from others and get Away with It"
Yes, his audio biography should be something. Particularly if he does the audio.
NO COLLUSION, SAYS RED GIANT ENTERTAINMENT
"Red Giant Entertainment" has never colluded with Russia, maintained an anonymous and masked spokesman for the transmedia company. "We have never coordinated our efforts with any other country or company or individual who could possibly enable us to succeed in any way. While we have discussed strategic partnerships with a number of corporations, publishers, and homeless people, they all decided that the best strategy would be to run fast and far." Continuing, the Red Giant talker said, "If we do go into producing cat videos, an area in which we've had sort of success, that will be done solely by us and the cats."
Funding for the film came from a new REDG Kickstarter campaign, which originally asked for money to buy Benny some arch supports but then, when over 26 dollars had been collected, changed to a campaign to finance a film.
You heard it here first.
Isen Robbins is listed as a producer on this TESLA film. Is this a Red Giant project? If it isn't, is Robbins still part of Redg? An awful lot of money was spent on TESLA for Red Giant.
Oh, oh, if only Benny had given the right bag to Toys 'R' Us! Think of all the homeless toys when 800 US stores close.
Wait! Let's start a Kickstarter campaign!
Toys ('R' Us) need Heroes!
Onward downward.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp/2018/03/14/toys-r-us-to-close-all-800-of-its-u-s-stores/?utm_term=.eb8114b94938
NEW STRATEGIC PLAN to be ANNOUNCED!
REDG Board of Director "Markiplier" Mark Fischbach who has received the Prestigous Make-A-Wish Foundation Celebrity of the Year award will lead all REDG shareholders as they "Make a Wish!"
And if everyone wishes hard enough, RED GIANT will live.
Tinker Belle, unfortunately, will die of a lower respiratory infection and her little blinking soul will ascend unto the Great Toys R Us in the sky.
Could it be time for ... wait for it ...
A Futile and Stupid Gesture ... ?
Go RED GIANT!
R
Total agreement.
Countersign: U
Yes, Indeed!
Think everyone is waiting for a Markiplier projection!
The plan is to release last issues first and then backtrack. It's an artistic decision, like that movie MEMENTO.
Come to think of it, that movie didn't make any sense, either.
heroguy asks:
Shouldn't that be THE INFINITE DEADLINE?
"What's a deadline?" -- Red Giant Entertainment
Latest Marketing Idea:
RED GIANT will publish the 64 page DARCHON VS. TESLA: THE INFINITE BATTLE.
The print run will be limited to one copy with a cover price of
$10,000,000.
"We're focusing all our energy on creating and selling this issue. It is sure to be a collector's item."
The comic will be printed in China.
Ooh! Ooh! Here's an article about
RED KANGAROO
The largest marsupial, the red kangaroo is probably one of the best known of Australia's native animals, living in small groups in the dry central areas.
See, it's red and it's a giant. It might mean that RED GIANT is launching a new line of comics starring THE KANGAROO. Or it might mean RED GIANT is moving the giant big humungous warehouse to Australia. Or it might mean that every time someone opens a Zwagbox, Boingo!
Out pops a Giant Red Kangaroo!
http://wwf.panda.org/about_our_earth/species/profiles/mammals/red_kangaroo/
In Reply to heroguy's "Looks like all the REDG titles are scheduled to not come out together. Must be the fault of the artists and writers. Freelancers are notoriously undependable."
Could be artists and writers. Comic book people, well, one hates to stereotype, but there's a certain flake-a-flake rep for people in the field.
But it could be recent tsunamis, labor strikes on the docks, the earthquake in Mexico (less than a week ago), international concern over the stock market volatility, rumors over Markiplier's vocal cord nodules preventing his screaming louder than 180 decibels, the refusal of a franchise to correct the name to Toys ARE Us, the injunction of the Republic of the Philippines which won't allow RED GIANT titles to be translated into Tagalog ... So many credible factors are likely the cause of the latest delays in publishing comics.
At least we know the CEO, quite possibly ill with a sick headache and fever, is doing all he can to do all he can to keep on doing.
Go REDG!
Yer showin; yer age, John. Nobody-here-knows-who Wallace-Beery was!
Fear you are right. For sure they's few understands how comics get created, published, distributed, sold, etc.--and even less who understand the protocols of getting a comic character from the page onto the screen.
Anybody ever hear what agency reps REDG for film/tv projects? WME? CAA? How's S O L?
Exciting Update from Diamond on REDG title: Darchon
Darchon's one and two now have this info on Diamond's site:
Est Ship Date
TBD
We may assume that TBD means "To be determined."
Or
Tuberculosis = Dead
Will this likely result in another stock market upheaval?
And here we go!
It's the eruption of Mt. Yuckapucka!
We need some projections now: If 4,000 Markipliers can float on the head of a beer would that leave Wallace Beery?
Today's Game! Why did the NFL reject RED GIANT's ad for the Super Bowl?
With advertising costing about $175,000 a second, Red Giant had allocated a budget of $875 for a commercial of 1/200th of a second's duration. The completed footage portrayed in a speedy montage all REDG's successful comics, graphic novels, motion pictures, TV shows, and games, as well as the famous and widely loved BP cats, over a soundtrack of a truncated Markiplier scream.
But no go.
According to NBC, the REDG ad won't be seen during the game for the same reason the Bitcoin ad will not be on.
"It wasn’t rejected because it was never reviewed because the company never made a buy," an NBC spokesperson said. "We don’t review creative until a purchase is made."
Yes, REDG specializes in no real news at all.
Think those comics are now scheduled for 2/31/18--or thereabouts. Give or take a couple decades. Or cataclysms.
But .... But just when REDG is on the verge of revealing its new strategic partner, Montgomery Ward. Just when stacks of free, advert supported copies of REDG comics will be available right next to the Green River drink machine at all the soda fountains in Walgreens across the nation. Just when all employees were about to be given their company car: REDG just acquired a fleet of Ford Pintos!
Yes, patience is called for--but warranted. As Bob and Ray used to say, "Hang by your thumbs."
Yeah, sure is. Intrinsic Value Films has released a new, obviosuly limited distribution film. Probably a good one. Others by Intrinsic Value (at least in part): The Experimenter; Blue Caprice. Both fine films.
What has this to do with Red Giant? Oh, I know: It can be proven that BP (still CEO as far as public statement goes) has, on occasion, seen several motion pictures. He also gets Good n Plenty and Chuckles at the refreshment stands. He was noticeably absent at the Golden Globes, perhaps because there was no refreshment stand.
RED GIANT films, more or less ... SHOCKWAVE, budget, three dollars and 85 cents. JOURNEY TO MAGICKA, the profits are still pourin' in.
Go REDG!
This looks like a long film, not a short one. And with such stars as Helen Twelvetrees, Mae Busch, Wallace Ford, Theda Bara, and Elmo Lincoln, the TMZ promo will be jamming on it.
And of course, there's .... Benny. In charge of popcorn distribution, featuring imitation butter.
Go REDG! Oh, REDG! Who dat REDG!