"IT'S FREE COMIC BOOK DAY! Oh where, oh where do I get Red Giant Comics?"
Oooh, oooh, glad you asked!
Two blocks, and down, down, down, until you get to Markiplier who'll point you toward TOYS R US (just off the face of the Earth), then a left to Bandai Nabisco (The Masked Strategic Partner), another hard left to go right to Amazon where you order a ZWAGOBOX, which will have inside it the key to the Big, New, More Efficient than Ever Red Giant Warehouse and Cat Sanitarium where you will find stacks of RED GIANT Comics which will be on Ebay whenever the cash flow of REDG needs bolstering beyond the selling of used but recently laundered clothing and pre-owned eyeglasses.
FREE COMIC BOOK DAY? It's ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN DAY -- as usual.
