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It is highly probable the recent increase in the share price from 50 cents to $1.50 was entirely due to Buffett slapping our ASK. We needed a good slapping anyways. Interestingly enough my girlfriend Gabby and I were discussing this very matter during dinner at the Costco food court. We split a dog cause that’s all I can afford. Afterwards while shopping at Costco we ran into Calabria. He was buying bulk cat food. In the next aisle Gabby and I ran into Mnuchin. He was buying bulk lip balm. I asked Mnuchin myself why do you need so much lip balm. He replied “I need it for all the lip service I provide.” Gabby and I agreed. We then moved on to the cashier line. Low and behold we saw Watt huffing and puffing completely out of breath. I asked Watt why are you panting so much. He replied he was chasing all women with tattoos. Gabby and I then left Costco. We are expecting our first.
We need a good slapping.
Oh wow. I’m expecting a massive pop today. A Big Gulp from 7-11 that is.
Oh no. Red.
Oh wow. Massive pop on deck. Today is the big day as confirmed by my super secret sources boots on the ground research and development team for this amazing project and the future is bright and exciting and the community will see a lot of success.
Oh wow. Up 2 cents in the premarket 10K shares. Today will be a great day. Today will be an uncrappy day. Captain TightCoil set our vector to the moon. We need clearance from Clarence. Roger that. Victor Victor are we clear for take off ?
Crappy Treasury.
Great find and thanks for sharing. I read what Tim wrote. All good stuff but somewhat confusing and hard to understand. Maybe someone can explain what he is saying in plain English.
Oh wow. My secret sources boots on the ground team members just informed me literally 2 nanoseconds ago we are due for a meaty juicy succulent delicious mouth watering press release before the morning ding ding ding. It is true. I am a genius. New clients to be announced. High net worth clients on deck. $10 on deck. I am a genius. Oh wow. Oh boy oh girl.
Crappy day.
Oh wow. Power hour on deck. It will be wild could see $1 print according to my secret sources boots on the ground research team around the world. Oh wow. Oh boy oh girl.
Oh wow. I am expecting a massive pop today. The whales will arrive soon and we can see how much they will get for DBMM shares. Price will go higher and skyrocket to the moon. Please prepare the rocket thrusters. Please fill up the rocket with gas. Not sure if it takes 87 or 93 premium. Green here we come. Oh wow. Oh boy oh girl.
Oh wow. $10 on deck. I am a genius. Oh wow. Oh boy oh girl.
Quite a few big buys so far in the day. We should be turning green momentarily. Please be prepared and look your best. Whales like well dressed and well mannered astute brilliant smart intelligent investors.
Oh wow. Did you open another bank account this morning ? There is no need. My bank account is completely empty. Just use mine.
Oh wow. It’s the communicator. I’ll be buck.
Oh wow. Communicator on deck. Oh wow. $10 on deck. I am a genius. I am the best and smartest. Oh boy oh girl.
Oh wow. You are not very bright.
What is Carney saying ? Dr. TightCoil and I will put him in his place real fast. We have a bazooka from our workplace at the Ringly Brothers.
Oh wow. Earnings on deck. Blowout earnings expected. Get ready for new high $25 after hours. Oh wow. I am a genius brilliant artist captain astute intelligent intellectual knowledgeable and extremely good looking. Oh wow. Oh boy oh girl.
Oh wow. Massive volume surge on deck. Ready the rocket thrusters Captain TightCoil. Next stop da moon. On deck $1.60 fast approaching. Please dress appropriately. The atmosphere on the moon is not that great.
We need to breakthrough $1.52 today then clear skies. Dr. TightCoil what is our vector ? Do we have clearance from Clarence ? Shirley this can be accomplished during power hour.
Oh wow. I am expecting a massive pop today. Oh boy oh girl.
Oh wow.
Oh wow. Big day on day. Freddie reporting earnings this morning. Launchpad ready. Launch to the moon. Moon before noon. Anything under $2.50 is a great bargain. Buy all shares before WB gobbles them up. Oh wow. Ready the engines ready the rocket ship to the moon. All systems check. Here we go.
Oh wow. Did you just have a brain fart ? I recommend emergency surgery for you. Insert a brain stent and allow all excess gases to escape. The expulsion of all unwanted gaseous materials. Then you will be just fine. You will finally have eternal patience.
Once again you seem to have out done yourself. You explain things in a way in which everyone can understand. Simple and to the point.
Oh wow. Yellow sticky. Oh wow.
Good bye gains from yesterday. It was nice to meet you.
Umm excuse me I think your post made the price drop even more.
Oh wow. I am expecting a massive pop today.
Crappy day.
Q1 comprehensive income of $4.32B vs. $3.96B in Q4 2023 and $3.77B in Q1 2023.
Fannie Mae (OTCQB:FNMA) stock climbed 4.8% in Tuesday premarket trading
Fannie Mae GAAP EPS of $0.00, revenue of $7.1B misses by $550M
Apr. 30, 2024 7:37 AM ETFederal National Mortgage Association (FNMA) StockBy: Deepa Sarvaiya, SA News Editor1 Comment
Fannie Mae press release (OTCQB:FNMA): Q1 GAAP EPS of $0.00.
Revenue of $7.1B (+3.6% Y/Y) misses by $550M.
$4.3 billion net income for the first quarter of 2024, with net worth reaching $82.0 billion as of March 31, 2024
Home prices grew 1.7% on a national basis in the first quarter of 2024 according to the Fannie Mae Home Price Index
The U.S. weekly average 30-year fixed-rate mortgage rate increased from 6.61% as of the end of 2023 to 6.79% as of the end of the first quarter of 2024
Blowout earnings.