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meme/Re: Rescue Missions and the Consequences Therein:
And, Sassy, there's no way you were going to be wearing anything that wouldn't show off your super-sized yabbos. <VBG>
Fine, but if I see you in some skin tight mini-skirt, I'll go on strike !!!! LOL
BTW, got a haircut - it's shorter and layered now. I love it - gives me much more lift and body.
You DO know that alot of anime is pornographic
NOW I know why my nephew is so into anime !!!
Re: Should mathmom get the link to here?
I don't think I have a problem with that.
meme/Re: Rescue Missions and the Consequences Therein:
This should be fun. I hope your Captain doesn't crap out on ya. After all, I've never done anime before, but I think I can, I think I can...
Meme
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I have ONE request. Can my thigh high boots be red? I have always loves red shoes :)
Megs
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Well, if we are talking costumes, then of course, mine must be low cut to show the cleavage !!!! <g>
PS - I was off line all day yesterday and most of today - it appears that, thankfully, I missed the grand return of our favorite lunatic. Did I miss Easter???? LOL
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde
..she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
..she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
..she thought a quarterback was a refund.
..she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
..she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
..she thought General Motors was in the army.
..she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
..she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
..under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
..she tripped over a cordless phone
..she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said concentrate."
..she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
..at the bottom of the application where it says sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
..she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
..she studied for a blood test.
..she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
..she sold the car for gas money!
..she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice .. instead.
..she went to the airport & saw a sign that said "Airport Left...... She turned around & went home.
..when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
..she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
..if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
..she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening...
BTW, I AM blonde !!!
dennis/Meme's Magnificent Debauchery.
I read a few of the posts from last night. Sorry, I had dinner plans and missed the event.
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Ah, well, at least I hope he kept you amused. *sniff*
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Don't be jealous, Dennis. Besides, it wasn't a date - I had something better than a date - dinner with one of my friends.
Meme's Magnificent Debauchery.
I read a few of the posts from last night. Sorry, I had dinner plans and missed the event.
But I just have one thing to say:
Strawberry White Zinfindel and Blackberry Merlot????
My taste buds are screaming !!!!
Phil/S S
"Better at what"?
Everything. <g>
I've always favored experienced women over the ones whom you have to teach.
Then again, it's fun to teach one to do it the "right" way.
I have always had more fun sharing and learning new things !!
THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY AT WORK, BUT CAN'T
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
Northwestern/Deflowering
As a father of two daughters, I've got to tell you, virtually every young man out there yearns to deflower a virgin. Don't ask me why, but it's what makes a father's hair turn grey.
I don't really understand that, but I doubt the ladies in those pictures were virgins. <g>
My brother's 15 year old had her first date a few months ago - he was a basket case.
Actually, I'm only kidding them. I've never shot a gun in my life. But fortunately they aren't sure enough of that to take the chance!
Never let them know that !! <g>
Hey, there are some women out here...
Who read this board. Got anything for us???
BTW, Matt, don't you know that older women have it all over the younger ones.
Why would you want an inexperienced beauty when one with experience would be so much better???
The Omega Bastard...
And the ship leaps toward the zenith of heaven and the stars explode in wonder and Twurp, with his last pathetic breath, cries,"HEY!LAYYYDEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!" before being reduced to a burned out cinder, although he dies in the ecstasy of the knowledge of having served his mistresses well, poor useless bloated sac of protoplasm that he was...
You know that good soldiers are hard to find these days. What the Omega Bastard does for mankind, or should I say womankind, is amazing
From the 8thTower, our super-charged alpha bitch, who is too shy?, nah, to post it herself.
ROTFLMAO - and then some!! What a way to start the day.
The Alpha Bitch Posse? I love it.
BTW, meme, if you don't do anime, my nephew does !!!
Now I know where you came up with the "super sized yabbos" comment.
I am still laughing, this one is a keeper.
Glad to be here.
Seems like I fell in among friends.
Glad you feel that way. We are a pretty friendly bunch - last week was an exception.
At times we do get into some pretty heavy political discussions, but mostly we enjoy the verbal jousting !!!!
Northwesterner/looking over shoulder's
Hard to persuade her that this talk of womens bodies is really stock talk.
All you have to say is that the ticker is going up and down. You just don't have to tell her it is your ticker !!
BTW, glad that you are here - tell your other friends that our discussions are much more interesting than the stock talk !!
Re: 8th-Meme/Over thinking it
As for the ta tas, while I agree they're nice, I think you may be confusing mine with Sassy's TA TA's! No, I'm not the super-sized yabbo sporter, I'm the one with the great legs and ass. LOL
You know, the last time we discussed ta-ta's we all got into a heap of trouble !!!!
At least mine don't grow overnight. LOL
I gotta run now
This has been a most enjoyable day here - glad things appear to be back to normal (well, normal for us)
Taking the day off tomorrow to watch my nephew play in the PA Special Olympics. They are going for a "threepeat" in winning the floor hockey competition.
Probably won't be checking in until tomorrow night or Friday.
Can't wait to read the survey meme posted for the guys !!!
Be good.
WEAC/A mere double your pleasure, double your fun, eh? <G>
Two women. No question. There is always the fantasy of slipping it the middle. When you're watching a guy and a girl, the guy just gets in the way.
Always thinking about yourself, aren't you? <g>
You know, there are some women out there who enjoy watching a porn movie every now and then. Give us something to hang our hat on (so to speak) !!!
eris/Re: Men watching
It may have to do with the amount of effort they would have to expend to satisfy the women. If the women are taking care of each other, the man feels that while his input is welcome (pun intended), fewer expectations are imposed.
Interesting analysis. I need to give that thought.
Or maybe that's just the Theraflu talking. This morning it had me thinking that typing on my computer was affecting my car somehow.
I'd say maybe it was something else. I never had Theraflu affect me that way !! <g>
Indy-watching
>>And I was just going to ask if you and WEAC could kiss and make up. I always wanted to watch two guys - you know for scientific purposes only. Guys seem to be enthralled watching 2 women, so I want to see if the reverse effect happens !!!<<
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Maybe I have misjudged you. If the room smells like shit when the sex is done and you enjoy it perhaps you need counseling. You do understand the difference between the smell of fish and the smell of sh!t don't you?
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Naw, you did not misjudge. And believe me, the room would not smell like sh!t after I am done with sex <g> It is just a curiosity thing. Why do guys think it is hot when they see two women going at it???
Rogue/Sassy --
I always wanted to watch two guys - you know for scientific purposes only. Guys seem to be enthralled watching 2 women, so I want to see if the reverse effect happens !!!
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Do you have HBO? If so, just watch a couple of episodes of Oz
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Don't have it, but I'll be sure to watch next week in my hotel room !! <g>
The Simonis 860 weave is calling
What the hell is that?
And I was just going to ask if you and WEAC could kiss and make up. I always wanted to watch two guys - you know for scientific purposes only. Guys seem to be enthralled watching 2 women, so I want to see if the reverse effect happens !!!
WEAC/Megs -- "young blood"
Look, Megs, don't assume I'm old just 'cause I can spell and punctuate . . . ;)
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Yeah, and don't assume I'm old just because.... Oh hell, I AM old. :)
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Watch what you say, fella. I think I am a couple of years older than you and don't consider myself old !!! <g>
Dennis/Sassy:Indy is in rare form this AM
P.S. -- 'Course, Sassy, I'm sure you know, I meant that 'bitch' only in the most affectionate "Compton" sense of the word 'bitch'.)
Kinda like when I call you a son-of-a-bitchin' bastard, huh??? <g>
P.S. I am really going to have to work late tonight to get everything done !!! This board is too much today.
Indy is in rare form this AM
Yeah well Ho, Ho, Ho, doesn't mean Merry Christmas in Compton either.
LMAO. Stop this - I have work to do and cannot stop reading your posts !!!!
You, sir, are in prime form today.
Now, all we need is for Dennis to pipe in and then things will really be back to normal (hopefully) !!!
Indy//>>My bad!!<<
On the other hand your "bad" is really part of what gives you an equal share in "The Whip". It's one of your really endearing qualities.<G>
Thanks, I think. <g> You don't know how much I appreciate this morning laugh. I've got so much to do, I shouldn't even be on line. But I couldn't pass up the opportunity to chat with you.
Indy
>>Yeah, right, that's what they all say. <g><<
First mistake. You compare me to "They All".<G>
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My bad!!
Indy/Sassy-Re: Luna
>>So, I get to first. My whip is out, get into shape. LOL<<
If you think I am going to be as easy as Nicholson in "Witches of Eastwick" you better practice up ladies.
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Yeah, right, that's what they all say. <g>
Indy/Re: SS and polygamy.
What if you are a bisexual poloygamist who has a penchant for beastiality?
Does this mean you want to marry both male and female animals??
Indy/Re: Feark
Other than fwear (not a typo) is there some reason she hasn't been invited to this forum?
I gave her the link a long time ago. I don't know if she still has it. I have no problem giving it to her again, if someone has a current e-mail for her.
But, from what Dennis says, the board is different for new members. I guess we have been grandfathered or something?
BTW, sorry about the last double post of mine. Meme, as the current Alpha Female, I command you to delete one of them !! <g>
Indy/Re: Luna
Personally, I hope she keeps posting on both boards. I think part of the problem is that as she openly reveals her own inadequacies, she inadvertently peels back the layers of our onion and and exposes some of our shortcomings to ourselves.<G>
What does my 4'11" height have anything to do with this? <g>
Besides, meme, 8th and I have decided to rotate being the Alpha Female (since apparently that is what we are)
So, I get to first. My whip is out, get into shape. LOL
Re: Gay Rights
I also support the rights of polygamists. So long as all parties involved are there of their own accord and consent, the government should keep out of their business. I am neither gay or a polygamist. I am merely a libertarian
Because being a gay, polygamist libertarian would be too much <g>
YOu are going to have to make me rethink my position on polygamy - I hate when I have to do that!!! LOL
In one manner, I view "marriage" as one-on-one. But, if I say that one on one does not have to mean male to female, then why does it have to mean one on one? Ever time I hear about it, it is normally the Mormons and the men taking the 12-14 year olds away and marrying them. I find that totally disgusting. However, with adults making the decision, I need to think about.
But, I believe that it was meme who stated, and I agree, that the multiple spouses should be able to collect Social Security if the other spouse dies.
Headline News....on satirewire
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MEANS IT'S OK FOR HIM TO DIE NOW
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U.S. PROMISES TO CONSULT ALLIES BEFORE
DOING WHAT IT WAS GOING TO DO ANYWAY
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FRENCH JUDGE GIVES TALIBAN WIN
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BUSH ASKS NON-U.S. OLYMPIANS TO UNITE
BEHIND AMERICA BY FINISHING BEHIND AMERICA
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re:Gay Rights
Ok Let me be a bit more specific. Other than cap no one has stated if they support extending marriage to gay couples. Many feel this would help get insurance benifits for Gay spouses along with making it easier to adopt. Do you support congress repealing their "Marriage is for a man and a woman" statement?
I thought I said it. Yes, I have no problem with gays marrying and be afforded the same benefits as a heterosexual couple. I don't believe that marriage must be btw a man and woman. If you love someone, who cares what sex they are?
Don't have time to really expound more - will check in tomorrow.
meg/Moulin Rouge
Go see Moulin Rouge everybody, you will see the best performance of "Like a Virgin" ever!
I thought that was Brittany Spears act !!! <g>
eris/Re: Oscars Coming up
First, good to see you back.
Anybody know where one can find a complete list of nominees?
http://www3.oscars.org/74academyawards/index.html
Oscars Coming up
I have not seen any of the movies nominated, but am pulling for Ron Howard to win as Best Director. He should have won for Cocoon and Apollo 13, and wasn't even nominated.
I hear that Russell Crowe was absolutely brilliant as John Nash, but the movie is historically inaccurate, so I don't want the movie to win.
Those are my picks, without seeing one of the movies.
I am going to try to see "In the Bedroom" this weekend.
Re: Gay Rights
I basically have the same feelings as eris. I am not gay and don't have a problem with who you share for a partner. Why shouldn't you be allowed to marry, etc??
Thank you for actually talking to me.
So much for you being gone until after Easter. I knew you wouldn't leave.
WEAC/Ralphing
Scuse me. After reading that post, I had to worship the porcelin god. I feel better now. Now, Sassy, what would make you say such a horrible thing??????
Sorry, dude. Didn't mean to make you sick. But I know that you are adjusting to a new lifestyle now and just wanted to make sure that you weren't going off the deep end. <G>
8th/WEAC, Sassy, Everyone?
Tom, I liked. Need help guys. The only woman who could possible reach my Level of bitchiness is dead. (I think Jeannie is catching. Thats supposed to be funny Jean) Anyone currently channeling Bette Davis??
Even though she is not dead (at least I think she is still alive) Leona Helmsley channels through me. LOL