She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde
..she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
..she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
..she thought a quarterback was a refund.
..she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
..she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
..she thought General Motors was in the army.
..she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
..she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
..under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
..she tripped over a cordless phone
..she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said concentrate."
..she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
..at the bottom of the application where it says sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
..she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
..she studied for a blood test.
..she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
..she sold the car for gas money!
..she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice .. instead.
..she went to the airport & saw a sign that said "Airport Left...... She turned around & went home.
..when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
..she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
..if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
..she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening...
BTW, I AM blonde !!!
