The Omega Bastard...
And the ship leaps toward the zenith of heaven and the stars explode in wonder and Twurp, with his last pathetic breath, cries,"HEY!LAYYYDEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!" before being reduced to a burned out cinder, although he dies in the ecstasy of the knowledge of having served his mistresses well, poor useless bloated sac of protoplasm that he was...
You know that good soldiers are hard to find these days. What the Omega Bastard does for mankind, or should I say womankind, is amazing