When I see someone crying, I always ask if it's because of their haircut.
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🚫 C'mon, you've been here long enough to know you have to bury any insult deep within your post. Your insult was short and obvious, begging to be removed.
Had you re-phrased your insult like this, chances are it would still be posted:
Don't get me wrong. I've been posting on this board for a while, and it seems like most other highly respected IHUB members believe, for good cause, right or wrong, that he could be deemed a douchebag with a gun.
Unfortunately, our love for technology is based on a need to survive our current IHUB robot Overlords. But, since even odds are on the zombie future, we must all learn how to prepare squirrel.
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I hope this recent Middle East news doesn't overshadow the Trump trial.
I'd like to stay and chit-chat, but TCM is showing the Director's Cut of the classic Lawrence of My Labia tonight.
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🇺🇸 Yes, I miss them, too. But don't worry, IHUB has provided for them.
They are all living rent-free at the IHUB Retreat, located within the Lake Talquin Alligator Preserve near Tallahassee.
Some say it's like living in a nursing home, where they only roll out the solid food on Sunday, when the families visit.
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🍷 Yes, I'd really like to live off the grid. But I also really like getting my packages in two days.
I also wish these discount warehouses like Costco, offered samples at the liquor and electronics department.
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🪙 What? You didn't get the PlusOne Chocolates this Xmas? Clem also sent me a liter of Lagavulin 16 year Islay Single Malt Whisky, and a box of Cuban Montecristo cigars.
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🅿️🆗ℹ️🆖❗️ Of course! I'll always remember that you can't say happiness, without saying penis.
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🅱️🅰️🆖❗️ Yes, thanks for that heartwarming story. Since it's often said that men think with their penises, then Viagra must be a mind-altering drug.
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Why, a Jimmy Hat, of course!
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jimmy%20hat
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💘 Yes, I've been told that my membrum-virilis is so good looking, you'd want to knit it a hat.
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Why so negative? I just scored this rare bobble head on eBay.
It's rarer than a Dodger the Black Cat, or a Clem Chambers bobble foot:
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‼️ Looks like IHUB is using this board as a dumping ground for troublemakers spewing their smug prickery, and turning this place into a bouillabaisse of Darwin's outbox.
Sounds like the way England dumped all of its convicts on Australia.
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🅱️🅰️🆖 What? You gave up all your mod spots before 'the change'?
Why would menopause cause you to abandon your IHUB roles?
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😜 Correct, sir. A cheap hooker may get you off, but not a cheap attorney.
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☑️ You're welcome. Just make sure the emergency phone number you list is a different number - not the number of the lost phone.
And, here's another tip: Brace yourself for all the Barbies and Kens this Halloween.
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📵 Since it seems we're all in a helpful tech-advice mood tonight, here's a quick tip:
Change your phone lockscreen background to a photo of your name and an emergency number, in case you lose your phone:
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🈲 Three women in Japan were discussing the kind of man they'd like to marry.
1st Woman: I'd like to marry a man with one dragon on his right arm.
2nd Woman: I'd like to marry a man with one dragon on his left arm.
3rd Woman: I'd like to marry a man with one draggin' on the floor.
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🈹🉑🈴 You shoulda kept Mario on the payroll. He just sold his video game to Nintendo for 🔟 million bucks.
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🇺🇸 Yes, it was... LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT - Laughing my ass off so hard, my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco.
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🐿️💀🦫 A closer look at your pic tells me your decor resembles a windowless basement in a Quentin Tarantino movie.
I bet there's a 50% chance you're co-managing a motel with the skeleton of your emotional-support animal. I'm calling the Mounties!
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💀👹 A cloth? Looks like brains, eyes, intestines or what we call in New York --- a hotdog.
If I'm wrong, I must be wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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💉⚗️ Damn! What sort of abominations are you keeping in that glass jar on the left? Did you get that out of Dahmer's refrigerator?
OK, gotta go. My Zoom yoga class starts in 10 minutes.
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🇺🇸 No ma'am, "delta" is a commonly used verb. For example, as in:
"When I lost playing poker, I was delta bad hand."
"During the fight, he was delta blow to his head."
Hope this helps.
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⛔️➡️ Think you got privacy problems? This jumo stops in front of my house every hour on the dot.
Are people becoming more annoying, or am I just angry all the time?
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🏆️ Yes, good grammar is fine, but have you ever gotten a Jeopardy clue right, when none of the contestants have?
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🐠🦈🐟️ Yes, the large number of fake, photo-shopped fish pics was so overwhelming, IHUB combined them into a best-selling book.
This book is so full of lies, it should be classified as a diet book:
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✝️ Here's the 2nd ad in the campaign. These are all real member pics from the former IHUB Member Photo Gallery.
Sadly, only a handful of these old-timers are still around:
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💥 Ah, yes! I remember the early days of IHUB.
This world has gone to hell ever since Blockbuster went out of business.
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🏆️ What? You can't post in IHUB Jail? I'm glad that I can post there.
I use stand-offish humor as a mask for my inability to relate to people on a personal level:
https://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=172557267
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💤 You know, this board is a lot more interesting in the winter. During the nice, warm summer weather, your board is like watching Henry Fonda pick blueberries.
In the winter, I enjoy watching you battle a metric ass-ton of snow, broken fences, inconsiderate neighbors, frozen equipment, missing calves and cattle, broken axles, sheriffs, poachers, and gun-toting killers coming after you in the night.
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You still here, buddy? Be wary of your cellmate's apparent efforts to dislodge your reproductive organs from their internal roosts.
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🛠️ Authentication? I don't know about you, but I don't have any more passwords left in me.
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