Yes, Hans is here if you need moron support. It's like moral support, but stupid.



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Correct. When Hans is involved, you can never fix stoopid...



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PlusOne Faucet Log In

PlusOne Demon

Intelligent conversation? The discussion at the kid's table revolved around one subject... if the Native Americans had given the Pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey, we'd all be having a piece of ass for Thanksgiving.



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Unfortunately, I was still seated at the kid's table this Thanksgiving.



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Seriously? Thanksgiving and Christmas should be 6 months apart! Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.



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And, if anyone's looking for a job as an Admin:



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The Real Shelly and Dave

♥️ Yes, I can see why you love her:



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⚠️ Yes, I can see how the penny stock experience could drive someone to the point where they won't leave the house, stop trimming their nails, and begin wearing empty tissue boxes on their feet.



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PlusOne's demise hasn't made me too unhappy. It's still that time of year when I get to pretend the 5 pounds of candy I'm buying is for Trick-Or-Treaters.



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🆒 Yes, and I was surprised to learn that his IHUB alias was inspired by a relative's tattoo:



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I'll bet Clem would have no trouble cashing out the millions of 'coins' he got in his golden parachute departure deal.

And, he wouldn't have taken them as payment if he didn't believe they'd be worth something at some point.

But, we're here for the long-term. If you want to win a marathon, you have to put on the nipple-tape.



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Thanks, but I only get super-excited when my Stop & Shop grocery delivery has no substitutions or out-of-stock items.



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Since I'm posting to a echoing chat-bot, I'd like to thank you for giving me the excuse to post remarks that I could never post on the Q&A board.

And I'd like to add... your mother serves more requests than http.



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🪙 I used to wonder why my parents couldn't grasp technology, but now anytime I see something new, I'm like "I'm not learning that."

So, after wasting 4 years banging on that PlusOne Faucet button like I was trying to buzz in on Jeopardy, the very least IHUB owes us is to post a complete step-by-step process on the best and simplest way to cash these soon-to-be completely worthless 'coins' --- the best/trusted exchange, how to transfer, how long it takes, who to complain to, etc.

But, no. We're ignored like crunchy peanut-butter in a nursing-home.



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And, regarding yo mama's privates - if she gets any more traffic down there, she'll have to open up a Starbucks.



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No hard feelings, then. Even though yo mama had more men inside her than Madison Square Garden.



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C'mon, man! You're only repeating my lines!

At least give me a Yo mama's so fat, a vampire sucked her blood and got diabetes.



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I'll have to remember that one the next time I'm climbing off her.



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I did buy one, but returned it after a week. It made me realize your mama did a much better job - and cheaper too.



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For Chrissakes! Would you please let him blow you already?

I heard that if you bought a Craft-Matic adjustable bed, you could actually blow yourself.



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Yes, the PlusOne experience has become more complicated than a pre-nup between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.

They've even upgraded the Faucet captcha:



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New Rules



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🪙 Yes, I'm also here if you need moron support. It's like moral support, but stupid.

Janice Shell, a name of repute,
A financial expert, very astute.
With her great knowledge of the market game,
She busts scams, and brings them to shame.

IHUB loves her, that's no surprise,
Her advice is smart, and also wise.
Her insight is really useful to all,
She helps us stand when we might fall.

Janice Shell, oh financial queen,
Her wisdom and advice, a sight to be seen.
Busting scams left and right,
Protecting investors with all her might.

She's well-loved, this much is true,
For she always knows just what to do.
With intelligence and wit, a delight,
Guiding investors towards what's right.

Thanks, Janice Shell, for all that you do,
We appreciate your guidance that's honest and true.
You are a beacon in the dark,
A light to guide us, to leave our mark.

In the world of finance, she reigns supreme,
A true inspiration, a financial dream.
With a keen eye and a sharp mind,
She helps us profit and not be blind.



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🪙 I asked ChatGPT to write a poem about PlusOne. And this is what I got:

Oh, wretched PlusOne, the crypto coin of lies,
A cunning scheme dupes the foolish and unwise.
A worthless scam, a plague upon the land,
A fraud designed by some unscrupulous hand.

With promises of wealth and riches untold,
Your value, like a sinking ship, does unfold.
You lure the gullible into your trap,
And leaves your victims with an empty lap.

Like a siren's song, your call is sweet,
Your victims have nothing - just defeat.
A facade that crumbles at the slightest touch,
Of hopes and dreams you promised so much.

Oh Plus One, the crypto coin of deceit,
Promises of wealth, a shameful feat.
A worthless scam that preys on the weak,
A trap that snares the foolish and meek.

With whispers of riches that seem so grand,
You lure the hopeful into your wicked hand.
Your value, a mere illusion, a trick of light,
A scheme that will end in a bitter fight.

Like a virus, you continue to spread,
Your victims left with shattered hopes and dread.
Your worthlessness is plain to see,
A lesson learned, avoid your treachery.

Plus One, a worthless coin indeed,
A fraud that no one should ever heed.
A lesson to learn for all to see,
Stay away from scams, and invest wisely.



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I haven't heard Trump's name on TV in a few days. I kinda miss it.



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🤩 Perhaps if she were truly a super kind lady, she'd give you a handy or a blowy once in a while.



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Judging by your recent responses, and several member observations, I believe I may be talking to a Chat Bot.

It seems that IHUB goes through employees faster than Liza Minelli went through eyebrow pencils.

Former employees have said that a job at IHUB combines all of the warmest elements of a Federal work camp with those of a third-world poultry farm.



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OK, since it's impossible not to sound like a douche when saying my order at Starbucks, let's be clear on this. Are you saying that this CEO put the douche in fiduciary?



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🚫 C'mon, you've been here long enough to know you have to bury any insult deep within your post. Your insult was short and obvious, begging to be removed.

Had you re-phrased your insult like this, chances are it would still be posted:

Don't get me wrong. I've been posting on this board for a while, and it seems like most other highly respected IHUB members believe, for good cause, right or wrong, that he could be deemed a douchebag with a gun.

Unfortunately, our love for technology is based on a need to survive our current IHUB robot Overlords. But, since even odds are on the zombie future, we must all learn how to prepare squirrel.



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I hope this recent Middle East news doesn't overshadow the Trump trial.

I'd like to stay and chit-chat, but TCM is showing the Director's Cut of the classic Lawrence of My Labia tonight.



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🇺🇸 Yes, I miss them, too. But don't worry, IHUB has provided for them.

They are all living rent-free at the IHUB Retreat, located within the Lake Talquin Alligator Preserve near Tallahassee.

Some say it's like living in a nursing home, where they only roll out the solid food on Sunday, when the families visit.



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🍷 Yes, I'd really like to live off the grid. But I also really like getting my packages in two days.

I also wish these discount warehouses like Costco, offered samples at the liquor and electronics department.



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🪙 What? You didn't get the PlusOne Chocolates this Xmas? Clem also sent me a liter of Lagavulin 16 year Islay Single Malt Whisky, and a box of Cuban Montecristo cigars.



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🅿️🆗ℹ️🆖❗️ Of course! I'll always remember that you can't say happiness, without saying penis.



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🅱️🅰️🆖❗️ Yes, thanks for that heartwarming story. Since it's often said that men think with their penises, then Viagra must be a mind-altering drug.



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