When I see someone crying, I always ask if it's because of their haircut.
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Same to you! My New Year's resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.
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Correct. If you want warm & fuzzy, stick your carnal treasure in an UGG boot.
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Yes, that may be true, but don't you think it's bizarre that if we got human feces on any bodypart besides our butt, we would never think that wiping it off with toilet paper would be sufficient.
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➡️ Yes, the only way I'll be up at midnight is if I have to pee.
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A bad New Year
I'll stay home
and watch
my own balls drop
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✝️ This should wrap it up for the year:
https://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news/video/remembering-the-lives-we-lost-in-2023-201077829766
❄️ Merry Christmas to you, too!
Language is cool because it's just a bunch of sounds, but put them in the right order and you can be extremely annoying, or you can order an anisette biscotti and a thermos of expresso.
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⛄️ I wish a Merry Christmas to you and the rest of the IHUB mishpucha.
We all deserve Oscars for our stunning performances as high functioning humans while posting here.
Unfortunately, I won't be able to make it to any Christmas party this year because I wasn't invited. Anyway, my definition of an epic party is four different cheeses on the antipasto tray.
Tonight, I'll get into my Snuggie, eat a whole roll of Toll-House cookie-dough as fast as I can, and then watch the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Xmas Special on the Hallmark Channel.
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Yes, I know an iHubber who wraps empty boxes for presents, and when his kid misbehaves or doesn't listen, he throws one in the fire.
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Unfortunately, my Xmas memories aren't so bright.
As I recount each year, my family was so poor that I didn't even get a lump of coal for Xmas - just a piece of paper with 'coal' written on it.
BTW, for Xmas, I got you those hormone patches you wanted.
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OK, then. I've always wanted one of these for Xmas:
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Can we all agree that we don't need to exchange holiday gifts to prove we cordially tolerate each other?
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Linda was never more lovelier than in this photo from a 2013 IHUB office party with Shelly.
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Unfortunately, you foolishly and naively choose to compare activity with achievement.
You only live once. So make sure you spend 15 hours a day on IHUB, desperately seeking free, obscure website information from strangers.
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👉️ Correct, sir. He still expects IHUB to cater to him after using this site for 20 years without contributing to the financial welfare of the IHUB staff.
Rumor has it that a recently laid-off IHUB employee is now cleaning tanning-beds in Rancho Cucamonga. And another is so poor, they go down to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
I'd advise members to be a little more civil, because if they get any angrier, linear thought, along with impulse control and any semblance of regret, will completely abandon them, rendering them a metaphysical Alzheimer’s patient.
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Are you really gonna act like that when Santa Claus is literally on his way to town?
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Why don't we do election year like the Masked Singer?
- Every politician is disguised, has to tell us his plans and debate with distorted voices.
- We don't know their gender, race, or party.
- Winner rips off their mask on election night and BOOM! New president!
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Yes, since you're a non-paying, freebie member, answers to your incessant IHUB questions may be fairly difficult to find. Like a fat man's genitals, you may spend a lot of time looking, but once you find them you're not sure it was worth the trouble.
It's important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself why you don't go out.
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⚠️ IHUB is a magical place full of people waiting to complain about something.
Yes, colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language. Since you understood perfectly the intended meaning, being particular about your distinctions between 'request' and 'complaint' is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious.
I have never faked a sarcasm in my life.
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🆓 You're pretty demanding for a guy who's been on this site for almost 20 years as a and not put a penny towards Shelly's retirement fund.
Every time you complain, you sound like a person with moderate-to-severe plaque psoriasis in a prescription drug commercial.
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No offense taken. More than 4 cups of coffee and I can talk to electricity.
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My posts are meant for people who have a sense of humor, an appreciation of sarcasm, and who wear panties that don't easily get in a wad.
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I'm fluent in three languages... English, Sarcasm and Profanity.
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Yes, sarcasm is like punching people in the face, but with words.
My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.
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Posters think I go
out of my way
to piss them off
But it's not
out of my way
at all
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Yes, but remember
sarcasm and bitterness
are the last resort
of the impotent
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I look forward
to ordering my
low fat latte
from you one day
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Where do
your balls go
when you
ride a bike
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Date people
who want to
suck your private parts
not your energy
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The internet takes you
into the private world
of real creeps
without having to smell them
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This world has
gone to shit
ever since Blockbuster
went out of business
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You look good
Can't tell if you've
had a facelift or
a vaginal rejuvenation
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When is
old enough to know
supposed to
kick in
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I never realized
how funny I was
until I started
talking to myself
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Sometimes I have to
go through the trash
to re-read the instructions
for mac 'n' cheese
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I'm kinda liking this inane Vexari-speak. Should I make this my schtick until Christmas?
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IHUB is the greatest
Jeez! I didn't realize
that member was insane
site of all time
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Yes, there are
two types of people
in this world
Avoid both
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