When I see someone crying, I always ask if it's because of their haircut.
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Yes. If I could get any financial return for the time I wasted on PlusOne, I'd be happy as a politician after seeing they're not on the Jeffrey Epstein list.
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I'd love joining a Class Action lawsuit against PlusOne.
Hell, yeah! Justice needs to be served!
A surprise check for $12 in 6 years will make it right!
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Yes, making new friends as an adult is hard, because the people I'd get along best with are the ones that also don't want to leave their house.
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🏎️ The entire sordid Lambo story is told in my book, which is still on sale at the IHUB Store.
I was thinking about buying a Lambo for Xmas, but decided it'd be cheaper to get a tattoo on my forehead that says, I Need Attention.
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Or, as Matt Brown's Investment Rule #1 stated:
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🔥 What the hell are you talking about? You get plenty of heat from an EV:
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🗽 C'mon, New York's not so bad now. Manhattan has just been upgraded from Cess-pool to Hellhole.
And, since it's still so cold in New York, the drag-queens are wearing pant-suits.
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Forget about derf! He may dabble in the stock market, but who knows what he does for a living.
He could be a Cleveland car dealer, or a teen burglar. So, you're just wasting your time.
'A wise man says nothing. He just walks away and minds his own business like he used to, before social media ruined it for everyone.'
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🌭 Yes, because of all the cold weather in New York City, street food-cart vendors have put anti-freeze in the hotdog water.
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What? You never heard the word muttle? It's strictly an oleologist's term.
It's the process where they steam the green olives until their holes dilate wide enough to stuff'em with a red pepper. Sort of like a suppository.
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🫒 BTW Mr. Om, your olives are outstanding! They were perfect in Janice's Sicilian seared tuna, zucchini and lemon antipasto salad, made with your OMOlives, and an Italian Red Wine Vinaigrette.
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That's why they call it 'dope'.
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Are you trash-talkin' my coffee cup?
Remember, if your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, it's because you have to take the spoon out of the cup.
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So, buy one. It also works with cold beverages, too.
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Thanks! You are as rare as meconium and as cherished as menarche. And may you never experience dyspareunia.
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Nope. I'm not getting lured into this new feculent fight at the monkey-house.
I'm only here to promote sales of my new item, available at the IHUB store, and purchasable with PlusOne coins:
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I have Sicilian Alzheimer's disease - I only remember the grudges.
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Our ancestry is important. My grandfather was a hoof-grinder in a Hormel plant.
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No, the tennis elbow was caused by spending too much time with my Playboy magazine collection.
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Yes, when I was 14, I was treated for tennis elbow and I didn't even own a racquet.
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Perhaps you should rethink the VikingSeed alias. Maybe Viking Steed, like the Nordic version of the Italian Stallion.
I only make this suggestion since I saw this:
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My, my. I'm amazed how far you've strayed from the light.
Didn't you serve Whale Semen Crème Brûlée as a dessert in your restaurant?
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Plus, after all that wasted posting, and waste of a busy Admin's time, Mr. Freeloader doesn't even use emoji's!
At least you pay to be a member, allowing you to be the arrogant asshole that you are, sir.
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Yes, once you hit a certain age, life is really just a delicate balance between trying to stay awake, and trying to fall asleep.
My foot fell asleep today... now it'll be awake all night.
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I trust your contributions to Cat Fancier magazine are every bit as literate and guffaw-inducing!
Quit complaining like a person with moderate-to-severe plaque psoriasis in a prescription drug commercial.
Pay up, or at least keep your question-asking to a dozen a week.
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Correct, sir! He can pay and get fast accurate answers from IHUB, or he can feel free to take advice from me...
But, you should know - I almost choked drinking the Pringles crumbs out of the tube.
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Remember when we used to
confront and resolve our issues
rather than passive-aggressively
posting nasty IHUB messages
Pepperidge Farm remembers
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Since you posted this same question a couple of days ago and received no response, can't you take a hint?
IHUB assumes that mee-maw gave you a couple of bucks for Christmas, and that you might be able to purchase a subscription to get faster responses to your myriad of questions.
I know a lot of people here find me annoying, but I feel that if we met in real life, you would find me even more annoying.
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When Dick Clark suddenly died of a heart attack at 82, he didn't even have the courtesy to give us a countdown!
Keep in mind that 70-80 year olds are generally regarded as unemployable due to mental decline/skill mismatch --- yet they're exclusively running the country!
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OK, I'm back! I'm doing the opposite of a cleanse. I'm doing the clog.
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Need to finally get my life in order. I've decided to take an extended break from IHUB. I will see you all again in 10 minutes.
Best of luck with everything and stay safe.
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Being at the top of a list on IHUB is like being rich at Monopoly.
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