When I see someone crying, I always ask if it's because of their haircut.
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Is it true that the Trump website is now selling ringtones of Trump's farts?
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Fortunately, I did a Google image search on your so-called bread ring that you supposedly "made".
It's more butt donut than bread ring:
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No, you don't need no mayo to enjoy my favorite movie-night snack:
A 3-pound stick of butter coated with Crisco, then deep-fried, dipped in a mixture of olive oil and Ranch dressing, and covered in butterscotch frosting.
And, how could anyone forget when Janice brought this delicious SpaghettiO Jello Ring to Shelly's potluck Xmas dinner:
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You should vote for my sammich, which is in the Quarter Finals.
It's been described as a heart attack wrapped in diabetes with a side of high cholesterol.
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Correct! All you need to know is contained in the latest issue:
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Yes, she's one tough broad.
I see people my age out there climbing mountains and zip lining, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
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I watched
the Oscars
Last time I saw
so many stars
was when
Janice elbowed me in the face.
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I'm looking for
friends with benefits
and by that
I mean people
who own swimming pools
boats, or vacation homes.
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You weren't planning
on spending your life
living like the grandparents
in Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
but here you are
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Still haven't gotten a response to your simple question yet?
I don't know what you did to piss off the staff, but it seems like they're lined up nuts-to-butts to blame you of putting the douche in fiduciary.
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WOW! Are you sure you haven't heard anything more stupid all year...
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We don't need no stinkin' debates! Let Biden and Trump go here to see who wins:
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My favorite thing
about IHUB
is that you get to go
into the private world
of real creeps
without having to smell them
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I heard a rumor that a certain member is so cheap he took his son to Benihana to get him circumcized.
I KITT you not!
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You are correct, sir...
I still have the CMKX racecar cut-out they mailed to suckers. I'm looking to sell it for 50 PlusOne 'coins'.
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Yes, PCBM was a big loss, and we were all ripped-off worse than the Von Trapp family in a New York City taxi from JFK to Manhattan.
With PCBM, it took us a long time to realize that not only has the fat lady stopped singing, but she's getting dry-humped in her dressing-room.
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What? You don't remember PCBM - Pinnacle Business Management? They were supposed to be in the degenerate business of making Payday Loans to poor people at interest-rates that make Tony Soprano look like Mother Teresa.
Instead, Uncle Vinny stepped in, dumped the payday loan scam, and turned it into an unsuccessful used-car dealership which sold Zimmers. A Zimmer is a Lincoln Town Car with an extended chassis and a metric ass-ton of shiny bling attached to it (see below).
I learned my lesson and cashed out - because sometimes The Universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you're still a dumbass.
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You know, people often mistake me for an adult because of my age. But, we go back to the Golden Raging Bull days, when we lost a bundle to PCBM and Uncle Vinny the Leg Breaker. But today, reading Raging Bull, I now know what the people we see being arrested on COPS do during the day.
But, I'm disappointed that IHUB hasn't at least told you why the date format change was made in the first place. This situation must leave you frustrated as a crackhead without a lighter.
And, going back a few posting days, I've noticed that several non-paying freeloaders were getting their questions answered right away, while seeking to elicit more website charity.
And yes, I'm here if you need moron support. It's like moral support, but stupid.
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Here's all I have to say about freebies:
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Correct, sir! The non-paying, freeloading 'members' complain about all the ads they see, never acknowledging that if they paid their fair share, the ads would disappear.
These deadbeats must have jobs and earn money. Does Taco Bell pay them in empanadas?
And again, I don't understand why you didn't even get a response from the Admins to your helpful suggestion about the time stamps. It would certainly be helpful to you, a 20-year paying member, in managing the 22 boards you moderate. But no, you're still ignored like crunchy peanut-butter in a nursing home.
IHUB member posts used to be akin to arranging words in a particular order to be printed with elegance, sincerity and intelligence. Today, it's a ten-word 'poem' written by a stranger who may be mentally or emotionally damaged.
I recently asked a member, How are you doing? He responded, Clinically alive, but dead inside.
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I've noticed you've suggested this date format change at least two times and received no response from Admins. Not even a refusal, or reason it would be impractical to implement.
I'm surprised, considering you're a longtime paying member for over 20 years, with almost 2500 followers, you're ignored like the bus-boy at Hooters.
It's not an unreasonable interface request - unlike non-paying members who complain against intrusive pop-up ads - which only exist to replace the money IHUB doesn't receive from these freeloaders.
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When you wish
upon a star
that star
has been dead for years
just like your dreams
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Yes, that damned zinger at the end!
Like whenever I see an iPad at a cash register, I know that I'm about to tip for something I never had to tip for before.
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I grew up in Manhattan and drank Yoo-Hoo all the time after I was off the teat.
But, if you could get your little hands on Manhattan Special, it would make you jumpier than Don Knotts after downing a triple-vente cup of Starbuck's Algerian Midnight Expresso. Some places wouldn't even sell it to a kid.
You'd be higher than a snack of Mountain Dew and Pixy Stix:
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A genius with a premium member?
Jeez, your member could be entitled to free penis enlargement therapy on Medicare.
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Yes, this is a wacky crowd.
I remember one iHubber who would hold his morning bowel movement in, and have it at work. So, he would effectively get paid for it.
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Yes, most IHUB conversation skills are below par, nonchalant, inexpressive and uninformative.
Long ago, many iHubbers had 5-year plans. Now, most iHubbers wake up every day and see what the vibes are.
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I may be
low income
But, I'll never be
low in cum.
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I would've called him Gavin Nuisance.
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In his Mexican border speech yesterday, Trump kept referring to Gavin Newsom as Gavin New-Scum.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/donald-trump-unveils-new-nickname-for-gavin-newsom-in-heated-border-speech/ss-BB1jamGf
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Don't let a good day
distract you
from the failure
you've become
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