When I see someone crying, I always ask if it's because of their haircut.
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Great idea! Then you can stop blaming everyone for all IHUB problems. Pick one person and blame them for everything!
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That Write a New Post box is meant to make it easier for mobile users to post, therefore generating more income.
I thought it was a great idea until I saw what it looked like on my mobile phone:
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Although I agree the mobile update is the worst idea since the invention of the Speedo, these kind of problems eventually fix themselves.
For example, I haven't heard of anyone disappearing in the Bermuda Triangle lately. Did that issue finally get fixed?
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Correct. One minute you're young and carefree. And another, you're reading non-slip sock reviews on Amazon.
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Sorry, I would've responded to your post sooner, but I just pulled a muscle in my ass just crossing my legs.
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Yes, it's breaking under the strain of all the new upgrades and changes.
IHUB has become more bloated than Vince Vaughn in The Breakup.
And, that's the way it crumbles, cookie-wise.
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I just discovered IHUB's plan for the future, so don't say you weren't warned:
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Yes, all these extras and mobile add-ons have me clicking my mouse like I'm trying to buzz in on Jeopardy.
These IHUB 'improvements' are made to generate a metric ass-ton of new posts, to increase income.
It's like a hooker being paid by the moan.
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Since we're able to hide the page-hogging Stickies...
Why don't you also offer a way to hide that giant New Post box?
That would finally be a genuine improvement!
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Yes, they hid Sticky Notes, and replaced it with the even more annoying posting box, specifically added for young, avocado-toast-loving MF's.
I guess they've determined it doesn't take much to make older iHubbers happy. Six meals a day. Ten hours of sleep. A pair of yoga pants, complete solitude, and no social obligations whatsoever.
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What else is new? This is IHUB.
As Janice once said about this place, "You can't just eat the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms. You gotta eat the cat food, too."
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For about a week, I've noticed that the Q&A listings page shows the post titles in italics. I thought that italics or bold can't be shown on that page anymore. See below.
When you click Older, the preceding page is normal. Also, it only appears on the initial Q&A board page, no other boards.
It doesn't affect posting, but thought you should know.
I would've reported this earlier, but when you get older, you gotta sit on the edge of the bed and warm up like an old Buick before you get up.
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Yes, I can see how the similar names could cause members to be confused as a homeless man on house arrest.
But, wait until the new IHUB rules surface. iHubbers will go through more changes than Cher during menopause.
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C'mon, give Shelly a break! As far as iHubbers are concerned, their 1st Amendment expertise possesses the finely-honed edge of a butter-knife in a mental hospital cafeteria.
In fact, she wrote a damn book about it:
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Not until recently did I realize that Mercedes has 3 E's, all pronounced differently!
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Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
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IHUB already released that video game several years ago, celebrating Clem's arrival.
We all played it like 4th-graders high on Mountain Dew and Pixy Stix:
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I remember when this place used to be a springboard for the kind of fervent discussion and speculation that was reserved for the Zapruder footage or the Sgt. Pepper album-cover.
Anyway, IHUB will soon implement a new, AI-powered Warning System which will appear in the next upgrade:
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Correct, sir. The game is so boring that Cosby allegedly used golf broadcasts to knock out aspiring actresses.
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Yes, I love hanging out at the DMV. Not only is it as dull as women's golf, it combines the cramped public-exposure of an airplane with the smell of liquified humanity.
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Congratulations! You're the first poster in IHUB history to use the word indecorous twice.
Such a masterful use of vocabulary fills my heart like a silent-but-deadly fart fills a room with no windows.
Unfortunately, autocorrect is my worst enema.
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Yes, that "perspective" will have you feeling like you fought 12 seagulls.
As I got older, I discovered that you don't actually figure anything out. You just don't have any energy to care.
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Yes, Yorkie also makes a candy bar for Females Only --- named because it doesn't have nuts.
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Yes, that's strange. Here in the states, they prohibited sales of model airplane glue to kids because they were huffing the glue in paper bags.
But, I'm sure you didn't mind the buzz you got as you glued the wings on that F-18 jet fighter.
You know, I remember the days when your responses used to be akin to arranging words in a particular order to be printed with wit, elegance, and sincerity.
Yes, I used to say things like, "How late does this bar close?" And now I say things like, "Make sure the cap clicks when you put it back on, otherwise that marker will dry out."
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Correct. Many IHUB members have a mind like a windowless basement in a Quentin Tarantino movie.
Who knows what's going on in the woozy dreamland of their skull jelly?
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That movie you referenced was so bad that the Supreme Court issued a one-time edict saying you could scream out the word "FIRE" in the theater where it was playing.
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Yes. Sometimes, my words seem somewhat harsh. My words can be flowery at times, and I’ve always had a problem with hyperbole.
And, sometimes I use big words I don't fully understand in an effort to make myself seem more photosynthesis.
But, that doesn’t mean I don’t speak from the heart and more importantly, speak in understandable English, when I say, I don't make aimless conversation.
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Yes, but we don't need AI to make art. We need AI to clean the house, deliver groceries and take out the trash, so we can spend more time on IHUB.
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Congratulations! You're the first IHUB poster to use the word indecorous!
I would've responded to your post sooner, but I never anticipated how much of adulthood would just be unsubscribing from emails and breaking-down Amazon boxes.
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Quit complaining! I suggested an icon to recognize long-time members, and I was shunned like an Amish kid with a nipple-ring.
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Yes, although the IHUB staff is a tough bunch, a healthy Waffle House staff could go toe-to-toe with the Avengers.
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Yes, IHUB longevity is no measure of what's in a member's mind.
Reading minds would be the absolute worst superpower ever. If you think people say stupid shit now, imagine what they actually hold back.
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Had I been forced to sit through that class discussion, I'd emit a silent-but-deadly fart, and then say, "Do I smell popcorn?" so everyone takes a whiff.
I know that many posts here on IHUB are so full of lies, they should be classified as diet books.
But, after being blessed with Thumbs-up, Bullish and Grandfathery, how about an icon to identify members who have lasted through three generations of IHUB management, and the PlusOne debacle?
Maybe an icon marking certain IHUB milestones - like every 5 years (see below).
Although it's not foolproof, it'd help judge a member's credibility by showing they maintained a minimal civility level over a span of years without being booted or charged with assault.
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Well then, I asked ChatGPT to write a poem about you. Here's the result (no kidding):
Janice Shell, a name of repute,
A financial expert, very astute.
With her great knowledge of the market game,
She busts scams, and brings them to shame.
IHUB loves her, that's no surprise,
Her advice is smart, and also wise.
Her insight is really useful to all,
She helps us stand when we might fall.
Janice Shell, oh financial queen,
Her wisdom and advice, a sight to be seen.
Busting scams left and right,
Protecting investors with all her might.
She's well-loved, this much is true,
For she always knows just what to do.
With intelligence and wit, a delight,
Guiding investors towards what's right.
Thanks, Janice Shell, for all that you do,
We appreciate your guidance that's honest and true.
You are a beacon in the dark,
A light to guide us, to leave our mark.
In the world of finance, she reigns supreme,
A true inspiration, a financial dream.
With a keen eye and a sharp mind,
She helps us profit and not be blind.
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