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You missed my favorite: The Deposit Chill.
lol!
More like a LOL instead of a LOI. lol!
Docket entry 23 (motion to stay) has been declared moot due to the stipulation in docket entry 24. Docket entry 24 is a stipulation of an agreement between the parties to stay and it has been so ordered. lol!
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Right! lol! Equities.com? They appear to be a paid pump site for various other stocks of ill repute.
From the most recent 'article' on their website for vplm:
They couldn't even get the address correct of one they did list. I just have to LMAO when I see this kind of stuff.
I just read some of the recent docket entry from the Apple case. I just had to laugh when I read this:
Really?!? Now that's some exciting news!
Steven Wise in the SEC's crosshairs again. lol!
Anyone remember this guy and Marx Toys (MRXT)? I wish RB still had their old content around. This was a classic.
Was there a discussion of the 'crowdfunding effort'? Sorry, I just have to laugh at that as well. Am I grasping this correctly: you buy shares at $0.05 that are restricted, and even after they become unrestricted you cannot deposit them due to the chill? I guess you can hang them on your office wall. I have one of these in my office. I call it the gift that keeps on giving. Every time I'm tempted to buy a pink sheet stock, I just look over at that. Saved me a lot of money.
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'...stipulate to their requests...'
LOL! What in the world does that mean? Capitulate might be a more appropriate world.
In any case, this latest PR has to be the funniest since the 'lockup PR'. A press release touting they just agreed to an extension of time to respond. A routine legal maneuver that is always granted. Voip-Pal makes it sound like they threw the opponent a bone so as not to crush them quite so badly. I am just LMAO.
Who could possibly be the intended target of these PRs? No one with an ounce of sense of course.
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What kind of a mother would name their child Dick Weed? LOL!
What kind of nonsense is that? 2.6 million shares at .372? That's about a million bucks. Sure wasn't purchased on the open market. I'd say its far more likely he gifted them to himself in some way. That's almost 20 percent of the outstanding shares.
Every once in a great while a kernel of truth emerges here...
...and all good humor has an element of truth.
Am I the only one who curiously wonders if the possiblity exists that Robert S. Sand and Scott R. Sand are one and the same?
Thank goodness the SEC revoked big PHIG's registration so it won't be quite so easy to foist this over. Had to laugh when I saw this in your link:
Early Christmas gift! CATA suspended. lol! Took long enough. Finally this turd will cease to exist.
I'm thinking never. I'm also thinking I'd be embarrassed to be posting that nonsense.
...PHI Group is committed to providing an initial $10 million...
'nuf said
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I cannot remember why I have in interest in Big Henry's 'companies' but I do know it has been a long time. Many years. In all that time, I cannot think of a single time I saw anything of note accomplished. Lots of talk, some pictures, but that's about it. Of course I have have overlooked something. In any case, in this 10-Q, I actually see some action taken: the purchase of 10 acres of Florida land. [I was about to type swampland! LOL!] Lets see if anything comes of that.
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That's just ridiculous. Laughable, absurd, comical, funny, hilarious, risible, droll, amusing, farcical, silly, ludicrous. You ought to be embarrassed for even posting it.
How about this instead? It's effectively the same, but funnier...
Buyout is deemed unnecessary! Patent valuation finally complete. Company says patent valuation is complete and is far in excess of current market value. So far, in fact, that the company has decided simply to reward existing shareholders by paying them gobs of money directly rather than waiting for the obvious buyout. For each 100,000 shares held, the company will give a wheelbarrow load of money. For each 1,000,000 a truckload. Any shareholder with over 10,000,000 will receive a boatload. Please send an email to imjusthapless.com with your information and when you would like to stop by headquarters to receive your payout.
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The most recent 'quarterly report' from the boyz at Ingen included this gem:
20 top engineers. That is just too funny. What they chiefly need is 1 person fluent enough in English to write these things without all the grammatical errors.
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Quite an increase in cash. From $25K to over $900K for a company with no revenues. Can't wait to read what that came from. LOL!
Bumpin' some more... lol! Now 1,100,000 up from 1,020,000
Action Type: Amendment
Document Number: 20150425520-26 # of Pages: 1
File Date: 9/28/2015 Effective Date: 9/25/2015
Previous Stock Value: Par Value Shares: 1,040,000,000 Value: $ 0.001 Par Value Shares: 1,000,000 Value: $ 0.01 No Par Value Shares: 0 ----------------------------------------------------------------- Total Authorized Capital: $ 1,050,000.00
New Stock Value: Par Value Shares: 1,100,000,000 Value: $ 0.001 Par Value Shares: 1,000,000 Value: $ 0.01 No Par Value Shares: 0 ----------------------------------------------------------------- Total Authorized Capital: $ 1,110,000.00
Kind of makes me wonder if big Robert is fictional...
I just have to laugh about this, because, and perhaps there is no relationship, but the names are just quite the coincidence...
Big Scott R. Sand claimed in a number of Ingen SEC filings about his college prowess, which, as we read in the trial docket documents, was a whole lot of malarkey...
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Curious thing about the 8-K filed 29 April 2015 by FBEC ...
It contained the following:
Curious thing about the 8-K filed 29 April 2015...
It contained the following:
Had to look up Colloquy. lol!
Curious happenings at FBEC yesterday when they issued an 8-K announcing the termination of Yorkshire Capital arrangement. Haven't seen that before. Interesting... Also interesting was that the 8-K contained a copy of the original agreement, which was signed by a Donna Murtaugh, managing partner. LOL! That's one of Sand's Ingen cronies, a registered nurse.
Robert Sand is unlikely to be the son of Scott Sand of Ingen fame. Big Scott's son's name is Ryan. His other child is a daughter.
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LOL! Big Myson figures to be heading to the NASDAQ (right, lol!) but can't even file its pink sheet financials on time. Tsk. Tsk.
Form 8-K for INGEN TECHNOLOGIES, INC.
22-Oct-2014
Other Events, Financial Statements and Exhibits
Item 8.01 Other Events
The following events conclude the Company's matter regarding the DTC Global Lock and Chill.
On October 20, 2009 the Company was notified by DTC's Deputy General Counsel, Isaac Montal, that there was a Chill placed on Ingen's securities.
On October 20, 2009 the Company's General Counsel, Richard Weed, contacted DTC's Deputy General Counsel to confirm the reasons for DTC's decision to place a Chill, and requested the information required to remove the Chill.
On October 23, 2009 Attorney Richard Weed, along with the assistance of Ingen's transfer agent, Worldwide Stock Transfer, provided all information to Mr. Montal as requested by DTC's Deputy General Counsel, Isaac Montal.
Between October 23, 2009 and February 20, 2014, the Company did not receive any communication from DTC, despite multiple requests from Ingen to remove the Chill.
On February 20, 2014 the Company hired Attorney John Root to make contact with DTC regarding the status of removing the Chill. Between February 20, 2014 and June 19, 2014 Mr. Root was engaged with providing various information with DTC required to remove the Chill.
On June 9, 2014 Attorney John Root was directly notified by DTC of a Global Lock related to a Chill from 2009. DTC neglected to notify Ingen of the Global Lock, and attorney John Root was unaware of any notification sent by Federal Express due to a personal illness.
On June 10, 2014 Ingen sent a formal request to DTC requesting an update, unknowingly that DTC had sent notification to John Root on June 9, 2014. DTC responded to Ingen, informing and providing Ingen's Chairman, Gary Tilden, with a copy of the letter that was sent to John Root on June 9, 2014. Based on the communication, DTC agreed to allow Ingen additional time to respond to removing the Global Lock and Chill.
On June 19, 2014 the Company replaced Attorney John Root with Attorney William Haseltine in order to resolve all matters related to the Company and the Depository Trust Company concerning removal of the Global Lock and Chill.
On July 8, 2014 Attorney William Haseltine submitted all of the required documents and responses to the Depository trust Company in order to remove the Global Lock and terminate the restrictions placed on the Company's securities.
On July 29, 2014 the company received a request from DTC for additional modifications to the DTC Response Letter.
On August 26, 2014 Attorney William Haseltine provided the final opinion and response to DTC in order to lift the Global Lock.
On October 15, 2014, the Company sent a letter to the Depository Trust & Clearing Company requesting that the DTC recognize their responsibility to lift any/all restrictions placed upon Ingen's Common Stock for the good of Ingen's 671 shareholders.
It was actually part of the plea for leniency filed by Sand begging the judge for a reduced sentence. From the docket entry document on or around 4 April 2011. Apparently big Bob was undergoing cancer treatments as well.
You have to remember Putz (oops, I mean Lutz). He was the IR weenie for AXIS Technologies. lol! Or have you permanently erased that turd from you memories?
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LOL! Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy. Well, hmmm, I could think of a few others as well that might be somewhat more deserving.
This is just too funny. From the 8K:
Newest funniest thing I have read on the Internet message boards in some time: