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Re: Positive NRG post# 28820

Monday, 11/09/2015 3:33:28 PM

Monday, November 09, 2015 3:33:28 PM

Post# of 131506
How about this instead? It's effectively the same, but funnier...

Buyout is deemed unnecessary! Patent valuation finally complete. Company says patent valuation is complete and is far in excess of current market value. So far, in fact, that the company has decided simply to reward existing shareholders by paying them gobs of money directly rather than waiting for the obvious buyout. For each 100,000 shares held, the company will give a wheelbarrow load of money. For each 1,000,000 a truckload. Any shareholder with over 10,000,000 will receive a boatload. Please send an email to imjusthapless.com with your information and when you would like to stop by headquarters to receive your payout.
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