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5 years from now.....Face-what??, never heard of it..........LOL
Overall, not too shabby of a day.
Even that's too much, try 2/3 billion!!!
Is that what it takes to buy them shares, beans???
We have bags of them beans........LOL
How are you doll, hope everything is well.
I think it will have something to do with show business, after all this is L.A. ...........LOL
If PL actually comes up with something that has some meat on it, I think this will go above .10, maybe even double that.
Five cents??
I'll take it any day............
Party pooper...........LOL
Neither, they both suck equally!!!
And neither one has traded a share today!!!
Closed...............http://www.allstocks.com/html/stock_markets_holidays.html
The Dictator, very funny but not as good as Borat.
Sorry guys, this thing is officially DEAD!!!
Shame, shame, shame..........LOL
Good one Alt.
Counting his billions, and laughing all the way to the bank........
It was over before it even started...........LOL
What a stock, what a company, what a joke...........
Smell like a real company......LOL
They don't even know where to start, never send a boy to do a man's job..........
what idiots!!!
Can you translate this into English please.......LOL
Just joshing with you gorby.
Karma........
I think you're related to them, or maybe you are one of them, keep your opinions to yourself, no one here is that stupid, this is nothing but a scam!!!
Not bad, but I was thinking CRASHBOOK,
This is a $20/$25 stock, tops.
Expect more of this next few
days!!!
What about A$$BOOK.
LOL
And Saturday????
LOL
FYI, it's not 5 billion, it's 6,840,507,003.
I knew you would....lol
· A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner.
· He asks his son what he did that day.
· The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
· The robot slaps the son.
· The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
· Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
· Son says, "Toy Story."
· The robot slaps the son.
· Son says, "Ok, Ok. We were watching porn."
· Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was!"
· The robot slaps the dad.
· Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son!
· The robot slaps the mom.
This explains it:
People born before 1946 were called The Silent and powerful generation.
People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers.
People born between 1965 and 1979 are called Generation X.
And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called Generation Y.
Why do we call the last group Generation Y?
Y should I get a job?
Y should I leave home and find my own place?
Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours?
Y should I clean my room?
Y should I wash and iron my own clothes?
Y should I buy any food?
So folks, now you know what Canada thinks about the misuse of human beings.
> A Canadian female libertarian wrote a lot of letters to the Canadian
> government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents
> (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System
> facilities. She demanded a response to her letter correspondence.
> She received back the following reply:
> National Defense Headquarters
> M Gen George R. Pearkes Bldg., 15 NT
> 101 Colonel By Drive
> Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2
> Canada
> Dear Concerned Citizen,
> Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of
>
> treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by
>
> Canadian Forces who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan
>
> Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in
>
> Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.
>
>
>
> Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions
>
> were heard loud and clear here in Ottawa . You will be pleased to
>
> learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are
>
> creating a new department here at the Department of National Defense,
>
> to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or
>
> L.A.R.K. for short.
>
>
>
> In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided
>
> to divert one terrorist and place him in your personal care.
>
> Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for
>
> transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in Toronto
>
> next Monday.
>
>
>
> Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be
>
> cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in
>
> your letter of complaint!
>
>
>
> It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers.
>
> We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of
>
> care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended
>
> in your letter. Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent,
>
> we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his
>
> 'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome these character flaws.
>
> Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural
>
> differences.
>
>
> We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home
>
> schooling. Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in
>
> hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a
>
> pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to
> demonstrate these skills at your
>
> next yoga group. Please advise any Jewish friends, neighbors or
>
> relatives about your house guest, as he might get agitated or even violent, but
>
> we are sure you can reason with him. He is also expert at making a
>
> wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so
>
> you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion)
>
> this might offend him.
>
>
> Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or
>
> your daughters (except sexually) since he views females as a subhuman
>
> form of property thereby having no rights, including refusal of his
>
> sexual demands. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and
> he has been known
>
> to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the
>
> new dress code that he will "recommend" as more appropriate attire.
>
> I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka
>
> over time. Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his
>
> culture and religious beliefs' as described in your letter.
>
>
>
> Thanks again for your concern.
>
> We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the
>
> proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man.
>
> You take good care of Ahmed and remember we'll be watching.
>
>
>
> Good luck and God bless you.
>
> Cordially,
>
>
>
> Gordon O'Connor
>
> Minister of National Defense
A GLASS OF WINE
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always
Seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) – bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health .
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!
At 50, I thought I've seen it all, heard it all, done it all, I guess not................
You're incredible .................
What support??
LOL
NO!!!
Your welcome.
Nuff is enough!!!
I'm glad you finnely see, what this companies and it's CEO's main objective is......."SELL SHARES"
48 billion.......LMFAO, what a jerk...s!!!
Good job, very impressive and outstanding DD package all in one...........WOW
Sticky bound!!!
CEO genius, LOL
Kevin is quickly attaining con artist status....
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LOL, I warned you.............
THIS IS OVER!!!