Scott Lane

[tradersamo]

· A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner.
· He asks his son what he did that day.
· The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
· The robot slaps the son.
· The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
· Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
· Son says, "Toy Story."
· The robot slaps the son.
· Son says, "Ok, Ok. We were watching porn."
· Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was!"
· The robot slaps the dad.
· Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son!
· The robot slaps the mom.