When I see someone crying, I always ask if it's because of their haircut.
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You are correct, sir. And you haven't even told him about the booti-licious babes posting on the message-boards.
There is more poonanny pulchtritude here, than you'll find soaking in the hot-tub of the east-wing cave-grotto of the Playboy Mansion.
Would you send me a pic of that, please? Thanks.
Don't get me wrong, I love the guy....
But unless you're Donald Trump, dropping 200 grand on PCBM that could've been used for college, should force one to take a long, hard look at themselves in the reflection of their shirt.
I'd rather liposuction the fat out of Ed Asner's ass through a Crazy-Straw, than eat that stuff.
I won't be visiting any country where they would eat a snot-box for dinner. Perhaps they'd also enjoy some guano on Ritz crackers.
You are correct, sir. The actual name of that rectum-tool is the:
P.A.E. (Pinnacle Anus Eviscerator), a tool commonly used by stock-manipulators to remove the rectum of shareholders in order to widen the rectal-passage. In the future, this will facilitate easier screwing of the shareholder with a progressively larger fornicating-apparatus.
The eyeballs and testicles actually give the sausage it's smoky flavor.
My grandfather, who was a hoof-grinder at a Hormel plant, would object to adding snout, teeth, hooves, hair, penuculars, anus and lips to the Spam.
I'll take eliot. I believe he's in for almost $200k and may have to sell his blood to buy some ramen-noodles. At the very least, he's probably fudged his undies by now.
I doubt it. This isn't the iHub Jailhouse shower.
As a matter of fact, the Food & Drug Admin. just lowered the Mad-Cow Alert from "medium" to "medium-rare".
In her shirt pocket.
Which reminds me of the old joke:
What does a Texas virgin say after the first time she has sex?
---"Get off me, daddy! You're crushin' mah cigarettes!"
There IS nothing typical about Bob! Did you seen him on that new Bravo TV show last week, getting a makeover for 2004?
As a matter of fact, I'm pants-free right now. It makes it alot easier for me to chip my morning-wood to a manageable state.
Did you say it was a "Winner" or a "Weiner"?
Hey Phil. Hear that they came out with a special "Penthouse" magazine for married men?
It has the same centerfold every month.
If she does, I may have to let-out the inseam in my pants.
BONUS RIDDLE:
What's the definition of a "vibrator"?
--- a slot-machine.
Which attachment did you get? The eggnog-squirting, crotch-crueller or the poonanny meat-weasel?
Unbelievable! I can't believe you actually own this chair. And you got the one with auto & manual?
Keep talking like that and you may cause me to load-up some squishy-tissues.
I wish the rest of this country shared your appreciation of looking good.
I suggest you go to the "Food-Court", down by the Sears Mall and stare at the unending, Noah's Ark "off-ramp of ugly", parading-by with stealth-bomber-sized slices of Sbarro Pizza dripping out of their 3-toothed pie-holes.
Are you serious when you said Colleen owns this chair? Or does she have the Deluxe model, which is made from a steel-belted radial?
Would you still be mad at hubby if he bought this chair for you for Xmas?
OK, so you threw his azz out. What did you do with the rest of him?
Your hubby's bone?
You were slaving on your hands and knees, working your fingers on a bone? Would you send me a pic of that, please? Thanks.
Not really. I don't think that you're too addicted.
Besides, I think it's just the posting for posting's sake, not the quality, which indicates severe iHub addiction.
For example, here's my unofficial survey of the actual content of these flirty, chit-chat boards:
34% - lol
12% - LOL
10% - ROFL
07% - ROFLMAO
03% - OMG
01% - OMG, too funny!
32% - non sequiturs
01% - witty repartée
Good one, buddy!
If you think Bob will be working on the website today, you'd be mistaken. He's a little busy right now....
hasher, what a co-inky-dink. I'm a founding member of the Heywood Jablowme Hash, in New York City.
We drink jello-shots of Jagermeister, followed by chugging 40oz. Pilsner Urquells--------while we're tea-bagging our scrotal-sacs into buckets of liquid-nitrogen at -100 degrees.
Our next hash will be next month in Vegas. If you’ve ever been to Vegas, then you’re already aware that six Vegas days are the equivalent of six months in any sane place, and will remove ten times that amount off the end of your life -- and twice as much from your wallet.
Geez, maybe it could've been this...
Addicted? Then read this book:
Tate, you're in luck. Mr. Glass just got into town and can't wait to see you.
Congratulations, Rick! I see you are taking the advice of Leo Buscaglia, possible PCBM stuckholder, who once said,
"Let go. Why do you cling to pain? There is nothing you can do about the wrongs of yesterday. It is not yours to judge. Why hold on to the very thing which keeps you from hope and love?"
Would someone verify this for me, please?
You're welcome! What took you so long to respond? Is the rumor true that you spent last week-end here:
http://www.tantra-sex.com/tantraseries.html
Medical stuff? I'd call that foreplay. It's like picking-up a bowling-ball.
Are you implying that you'd give your boyfriend a home prostate-exam if he asked you for one?
Fung, have a Hamdog. Combines the best of all possible worlds:
Fung, are you implying that if you eat eggs, you won't lose weight, but you have experienced "shrinkage" in the nether-region?
She just did it again! She just used the "B" word and got away with it (#18226). I can't even use the word "penuculars".