When I see someone crying, I always ask if it's because of their haircut.
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Hey, inmates! Don't forget to wish Warden Matt a Happy Birthday. He's the one who supplied you with that new Jail toilet.
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How can you talk about those lousy birthday cakes and say NOTHING about the beautiful present that I had Bob deliver to you this morning???
And don't deny it! Here's the picture:
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Happy Birthday!
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Can we please stop talking about Matt and his hairy "cracky"? I just ate breakfast.
Thanks.
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Yeah. All my ex-girlfriends.
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A "cut-off" date? He's doing that too, after the shave?
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Have you seen the latest issue of Cot & Crapper?
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I don't think he's in a good mood. He's workin' the night-shift.
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What did you say, Jethro?
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DID YOU SAY "HOME DEPOT"? Ask the expert:
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Hopefully, but if CMKX turns out to be an HMO (Hand the Money Over), your money will disappear faster than a Snicker's bar at a fat-camp.
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Since you insist on living in Texas, you should not complain about the rattlers in your backyard, the dust storms, flying cockroaches, snapping lizards, leeches, weevils, slugs, tornadoes and flash-floods.
Here in New York City, we only have to deal with the filthy, beggars who were left homeless by PCBM.
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Matt, check out what they're cookin' on the grill before you eat there:
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Work Harder
It's up to .0003??
And buying any of those other POS's is as dangerous as using a coupon in a Palestinian grocery store. JMO.
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Reminds me of when Mr. Lobster was running his racehorses with my money, instead of making payday-loans or selling used-cars.
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What's up with with all your "y'alls", sugah?
Can I say "youse" instead of "y'all"? Or "fugeddabowdit"? Eh?
Or do I have to sound like a character out of "Deliverance" to post here?
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Absolute End
I love that Diamond board! It sounds like PCBM all over again.
I'm starting to hear things like, "Don't fall for the MM's tricks" and even my all-time favorite, "I'm glad the price is going down---so I can buy more".
The beautiful thing is, I can re-live that vicarious Pinnacle thrill, without actually having thieves reach into my wallet, then screw me without the benefit of a reach-around.
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I don't have to. People can choose to avail themselves of knowledge or not.
Some people read "War and Peace" and think it's an action novel and some people can read a chewing-gum wrapper and discover the secrets of the universe.
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Apparently, I'm not the only one who might misunderstand the term, "Toss My Salad":
Before you click, please be warned that this website may be too much for your sensitive eyes.
http://www.toss-my-salad.com/
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Yeah, it may be taken the wrong way. Sort of like "toss some salad" or "do some lap-based web-browsing".
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That's OK, because diamonds are over-priced anyway.
They are so expensive that a friend of mine, who couldn't afford a diamond engagement-ring, instead presented his wife-to-be with a giant foam-hand that said, "You're #1!"
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Good one!
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You are correct, sir. I don't think he had a "moonlighting" or "non-compete" clause in his IHub contract.
Anyway, at that time of night, Wal-Mart is emptier than a tomb on Easter.
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Wal-Mart Matt
Hey, go easy on Matt. He's been workin' the night-shift...
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Matt....OF COURSE, YOU JUST GOT BACK FROM WAL-MART........
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I appreciate your candor, Bonky
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Did you actually "serve sausage and testicle tea" to her pickle-parlor? Or was it a blind-date where she sent you home feeling like Bonky, the Whorehome Clown and you had to implement your own self-inflicted orgasm?
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Sorry, I can't resist the chance to extract a cheap laugh by making a wise-ass remark.
Check out his photo at the iHub Members Photo Gallery:
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/photos.asp?page=5
This gallery has been a source of great inspiration to me.
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Of course, it is! You should believe everything you see on the internet.
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It's a Blessing
iHub Jail Butt-Shaver
It's a little more than a razor...
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And you certainly have the right tool for the job:
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Jeez, you know, if Phil would put a bag over his face, I might even serve him some trouser-ham and do a little labia-rattling.
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Matt, I wish you and Phil the best of luck after his sex-change.
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Friends
Have you seen this article about how, in 5 years, they will develop a chocolate that will give you an orgasm without sex?
I mean, how FAT will Americans be when this chocolate is sold here?
Personally, if you're getting an orgasm from chocolate, you may be sticking that Snickers in the wrong end.
"Scientists have now developed chocolates that will not only satisfy the taste buds, but will help men and women experience orgasm without having sex!"
http://www.webindia123.com/news/showdetails.asp?id=38303&cat=World
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