When I see someone crying, I always ask if it's because of their haircut.
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Hard to explain. But, Tom Brady has been to the Super Bowl more times than I've gotten 10 coins from the PlusOne faucet.
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Maybe the next priority should be to bring back the PlusOne faucets.
As Janice says, Pleasure is the business of the young. Business, the pleasure of the old.
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Yes, I just read a study proving that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive depends on her menstrual cycle.
For example, if she's ovulating, she's attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
But, if she's having her period, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth, and a spear lodged in his chest while he's on fire.
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Correct! Colder than Melania's eyes on her honeymoon.
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Yes, speaking about Queens, it's getting so chilly in New York, the drag-queens are wearing pant-suits.
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Yes, the only honest people in the world are small children and drunks.
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Happy Birthday!
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Yes, it seems you're a magician in the kitchen. You can turn hamburgers into Gainesburgers.
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If his golf course asked me to design it, I'd say this might be appropriate:
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Did you hear that Trump offered the Queen a burial plot next to Ivana, on his New Jersey golf course?
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Nope, the IHUB screen still glows brighter than enriched uranium.
It's just that your eyesight fails as you get older. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
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Sorry I had to miss your Labor Day barbeque, but I wasn't invited.
BTW, while I was surfing the worldwide interweb today, I found this Google Street View pic of that guy dropping a deuce at the end of your driveway:
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Yes, it is. I've become so depressed that I wear a fake ankle-monitor so my neighbors don't stop to talk to me.
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WOW! You've got folks depositing feculent in your driveway. You've got guys trying to throttle you in the dead of night. And, you've got aliens dropping long-horned bulls in your field!
You're probably unlucky because you never forwarded those chain messages in 2008.
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Don't play the crypto game? Just consider PlusOne the gypto game.
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Since you're having financial troubles, here's a tip that may save you some money:
If you put dry teabags in shoes, they absorb the odor. So, your shoes smell good, but the tea tastes so bad, it's almost not worth it.
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Zorax said he'd rather give birth to a unicorn, than attempt to cash in his 'coins'.
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Trump wants Schlitz Kavanaugh appointed as Special Master of the docs.
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Au contraire, mon frère. I always try to add an image based on the contents of my post.
For example, for this post:
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Correct, ma'am. I'm sure the 'coin' Faucets will return once reformatting is complete. The cycle of milking Faucets is harder to get off than Martha Stewart on a set of dirty sheets.
I'm surprised you haven't complained about having to click through 2 captcha screens every day, to get a pitiful .01 'coin'.
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You are correct, sir. With all the new website changes and tweaks, it seems that IHUB will never convince you to become a paying member.
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You're welcome. Tomorrow, he's posting a report on the magical journey of corn through the human digestive system.
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Yes. I agree that the number of quality posts has experienced shrinkage like a Speedo filled with ice.
But, while perusing Zarwid's Bodily Functions Board today, I found this interesting fun fact:
Smelling your own fart puts the fart back inside your body.
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You're too kind. I love studying IHUB history because it's nice reading about people who try to overcome a lifetime of financial difficulties against all odds.
It's very relatable to me, a person who might make a phone call tomorrow afternoon.
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Vulgarity is in the eyes of the Admin beholder. There's very little chance that an Admin will simply interpret f'n as freakin' or flippin'.
English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
For example, this seemingly random string of letters and numbers may appear vulgar to some IHUB Admins:
U, R, 2, 6C. I, 1, 2, 4, Q.
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Yes, Matt gave us money, and Clem gave us PlusOne 'coins'.
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Gone are the days of the Golden Age of IHUB, when they rewarded Grubs with prizes.
From Bob Zumbrunnen in 2006:
https://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=9663370
10 Millionth Post Grub and WAG Prizes
To celebrate our reaching the 10-million post mark, we're going to give away some prizes as a way to thank the community who has made this possible.
The prizes are as follows:
* $1,000 to the person who posts the 10 millionth post.
* $50 each and a Free Annual Subscription to the people who post number 9,999,999 and 10,000,001.
* $250 to the person who comes closest to guessing the exact date and time of the 10 millionth post.
Rules:
* Eligible winning posts must be Public posts on market-related boards (the post needs to be about stocks, not random chatter).
* Eligible winning posts must comply with our Terms of Use.
* If the 10 millionth post doesn't meet the above rules, the award goes to the next post after it that does. Same for post 10,000,001.
* If the 9,999,999th post doesn't meet the above rules, the award goes to the previous post that does.
* Entries by Employees of Investors Hub and Silicon Investor are ineligible.
When we've reached this milestone, we'll issue a Press Release and each of the 4 winners may be quoted in it at their and our discretion.
Good luck everyone, and thanks again for making this huge milestone possible!
Matt, Bob, and Dave
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They say Saddam Hussein had bio-terror labs on wheels and I'm thinking, well jeez, we have those in New York City. You know --- food-vendor carts.
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No problem. Send them to me, and I'll pass them on.
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I guess I'll have to find the answer in your recent book:
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C'mon, a guy comes to harm you in the middle of the night, and you don't tell us why?
Was it because of:
a. revenge
b. money
c. a woman
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Why did this guy come after you? And, SkeBallLarry wants to know why that guy might develop butt rash.
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Yes, it's said that you can't be too careful.
So, I leave snacks in little bags on the floor all over my apartment, in case I fall down.
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After four years of attacking that Faucet button like I was trying to buzz in on Jeopardy, I can hardly afford to buy a large, 16-inch pizza at Sal's.
The honchos have advertised PlusOne as a social media cryptocurrency.
If I only get social affirmation instead of cash from these magic, invisible 'coins', I won't be able to buy my annual Xmas present to myself of ten scratch-offs, a pint of Hiram Walker and a pack of Luckies.
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I'm feeling a lot better without the PlusOne experience. My blood pressure is lower than Ghandi's cholesterol, and I now have extra time to go to the Herbal shop and pick up some 'glaucoma medicine'.
As Janice always says, The naked man fears no pickpocket.
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Since you're the authority on "removed" messages, perhaps you could help the Special Committee find those deleted Secret Service text messages.
They'll be harder to find than a dry-spot on Hef's bedspread.
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