Just what the hell is it with you and waffles? A waffle is a waffle damn it! What’s next? Spaghetti on a Waffle? Lobster Bisque with Waffle croutons? Deep fried Waffle on a stick? Blech!

It's a science.

Sounds reasonable.

Knowledge is knowing that a Tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing said Tomato does not belong in a fruit salad.
Philosophy is wondering if Ketchup is a Tomato Smoothie.

Ok.

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Careful there my hirsute friend; Kingpin has minions at her disposal for dealing with aspersions such as those you imply.

Should you add this one?

22. “One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.” – Donald J. Trump (in a rare moment of self- awareness)

Come on now Kingpin; you and the furball should go easy on the poor ejit. After all, the Mother Ship left without him and he’s been apoplectic ever since.

My dear Fungible,
I was merely endeavouring to elucidate the folly of casting thinly veiled, invidious aspersions upon the most venerable Kingpin; as retribution could be oh so swift and distasteful.
Simply offering a soupçon of counsel old bean.
Yours,
Louis Illumanto
Il sergente di polizia
Vaticano

How dare thee mouth sacrilege! Fear for thy immortal soul heathen!

Ever been to Toronto's Little Italy?

the cultured part of America

Could you please send directions?

Thank you

ROt

And people wonder why we make fun of y'all.

Yeah but...........

I thought wanker used 5 letters.

Don't confuse the sheeple with facts Kingpin,they have a hard enough time of it already.

rTo

I'm sure arrangements can be made...........

Why not just buy the lady a 15 1/2" collar and chain? At least then she can walk you without constantly wondering just what the hell you're up to.

Got a life.

Here you go furball, all you need to know to amuse and amaze. Just don't let #10 get you down.

http://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/the-12-most-controversial-facts-in-mathematics/all/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Tro

Priceless.

Kim Jong Un, Trump?
There's a difference?

For a furball that has to choose between Orange Jesus and The Iron Pantsuit you’ve got some nerve deriding our politicos.

So tonight’s the first debate. I think I’ll show some solidarity with our neighbours to the South. Making jalapeno and Añejo cheese popcorn, got the Dos Equis chillin’ and settling in to watch the 2016 version of the Gong Show. Should be entertaining.

Folk Dancing?

I'd say so. I know of two people here that are crapping bricks right now.

I wonder who he rolled over on?

For your information, since proper English is not a Yanks strong suit, I shall ignore your attempt to correct my spelling. What you might have picked up on was the were/we’re errors but that may have been too much of a stretch. However, if it makes you feel any better, you can tackle my diction all you want as Standard English is my second language, and as my forefathers would say - eich yn creadur bach blewog!

Back in the late 60’s I used to drive down to Cleveland on weekends to party on the cheap. Missed the Cuyahoga River fire by a couple of days. Shame, I really would have liked to see that. Guess they’ve cleaned up the place since.

Gave us? If memory serves we lowly Brits handed you Yanks your lunch in 1812 after it was barbequed over the embers of your “White House”. Don’t screw with us boy, were bigger than you, were on top of you, and if this were a jail you’d be our bitch.

Doesn’t Drumph just use her for colour commentary? Ever been to Cleveland? Burn on mighty river! Manigualt might be a tasty biscuit but other than eye candy what impact does she make?

You didn't think that I could speak 'Murican?

You have my sympathies folks. I’ve been watching CNN and the Koolaid in Cleveland crowd and it appears that all y’all are caught between a rock and a hard place. Word of advice? Take the lesser of the evils. Canucks have been doing it for decades.

Canadian eh!?, if you please.

30,900. Canadian don't y'all know.

My last DUI.

Squid only fly in Detroit. At Red Wings games mostly.

Which reminds me.............

A young Lady who is a huge fan of seafood arrives in Boston for the first time. She leaves the airport and hails a cab. After she gets in, she excitedly says to the cabbie, "Hey, I'm new in town. Can you tell me a good place to go to get scrod?" The cabbie replies [in a thick Boston accent], "Lady, I've got to congratulate you. I've heard that question a lot over the years, but that's the first time I've ever heard it in the pluperfect subjunctive."

ORt