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We were already playing in the PlusOne Casino when our 'coins' disappeared faster than a Lexus parked in front of a Detroit crack-house.
Our 'coin' dream is not only dead, it's been cremated and Willy Nelson is smoking its ashes in his lucky skull-bong.
BTW, how did you choose your alias?
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Yes, PlusOne disappeared faster than Meatloaf after telling him, "Here's your plate -- the bacon table's over there."
After wasting 4 years on PlusOne, I can now return to my volunteer job at the hospital - shaking the farts out of sheets.
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Great news! I got a sneak peek at the new IHUB coin which will replace PlusOne. It's called the IHUB POS coin:
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Now that I'm not wasting hours monitoring for free 'coins', I have more time to finish making my origami swan at the Senior Citizens center.
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C'mon, you must have used your PlusOne 'coins' to highlight your own posts, since a coin-worthy post is harder to find than a dry-spot on Hef's bedspread.
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I don't see the names of Moderators at the top of each Board anymore.
I was surprised to see an Add Me as a Moderator button for this board. So, I clicked on it and was shunned like an Amish kid with a nipple-ring.
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Yeah, sure. You expect us to believe that an alias such as k9narc is hippie-friendly?
K9narc was the name of the German Shepherd who tried to sniff out the bale of snicklefritz I was bringing back from Tijuana in the gas-tank of Ken Kesey's bus.
As my guru Bob Zumbrunnen used to say:
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What could you possibly use them for?
PlusOne 'coins' are as useless as a busload of hippies.
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I thought PlusOne coins were the bottom-of-the-barrel. But, PlusOne proves that if you lift up the barrel - you'll find the new IHUB coins.
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Because IHUB is a magical place full of people waiting to complain about something.
I'd advise the Freebies to be a little more civil, because if they get any angrier, linear thought, along with impulse control and any semblance of regret, will completely abandon them, rendering them a metaphysical Alzheimer’s patient.
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Hard to explain. But, Tom Brady has been to the Super Bowl more times than I've gotten 10 coins from the PlusOne faucet.
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Maybe the next priority should be to bring back the PlusOne faucets.
As Janice says, Pleasure is the business of the young. Business, the pleasure of the old.
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Yes, I just read a study proving that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive depends on her menstrual cycle.
For example, if she's ovulating, she's attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
But, if she's having her period, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth, and a spear lodged in his chest while he's on fire.
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Correct! Colder than Melania's eyes on her honeymoon.
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Yes, speaking about Queens, it's getting so chilly in New York, the drag-queens are wearing pant-suits.
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Yes, the only honest people in the world are small children and drunks.
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Happy Birthday!
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Yes, it seems you're a magician in the kitchen. You can turn hamburgers into Gainesburgers.
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If his golf course asked me to design it, I'd say this might be appropriate:
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Did you hear that Trump offered the Queen a burial plot next to Ivana, on his New Jersey golf course?
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Nope, the IHUB screen still glows brighter than enriched uranium.
It's just that your eyesight fails as you get older. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
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Sorry I had to miss your Labor Day barbeque, but I wasn't invited.
BTW, while I was surfing the worldwide interweb today, I found this Google Street View pic of that guy dropping a deuce at the end of your driveway:
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Yes, it is. I've become so depressed that I wear a fake ankle-monitor so my neighbors don't stop to talk to me.
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WOW! You've got folks depositing feculent in your driveway. You've got guys trying to throttle you in the dead of night. And, you've got aliens dropping long-horned bulls in your field!
You're probably unlucky because you never forwarded those chain messages in 2008.
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Don't play the crypto game? Just consider PlusOne the gypto game.
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Since you're having financial troubles, here's a tip that may save you some money:
If you put dry teabags in shoes, they absorb the odor. So, your shoes smell good, but the tea tastes so bad, it's almost not worth it.
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Zorax said he'd rather give birth to a unicorn, than attempt to cash in his 'coins'.
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Trump wants Schlitz Kavanaugh appointed as Special Master of the docs.
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Au contraire, mon frère. I always try to add an image based on the contents of my post.
For example, for this post:
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Correct, ma'am. I'm sure the 'coin' Faucets will return once reformatting is complete. The cycle of milking Faucets is harder to get off than Martha Stewart on a set of dirty sheets.
I'm surprised you haven't complained about having to click through 2 captcha screens every day, to get a pitiful .01 'coin'.
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You are correct, sir. With all the new website changes and tweaks, it seems that IHUB will never convince you to become a paying member.
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You're welcome. Tomorrow, he's posting a report on the magical journey of corn through the human digestive system.
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Yes. I agree that the number of quality posts has experienced shrinkage like a Speedo filled with ice.
But, while perusing Zarwid's Bodily Functions Board today, I found this interesting fun fact:
Smelling your own fart puts the fart back inside your body.
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You're too kind. I love studying IHUB history because it's nice reading about people who try to overcome a lifetime of financial difficulties against all odds.
It's very relatable to me, a person who might make a phone call tomorrow afternoon.
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Vulgarity is in the eyes of the Admin beholder. There's very little chance that an Admin will simply interpret f'n as freakin' or flippin'.
English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
For example, this seemingly random string of letters and numbers may appear vulgar to some IHUB Admins:
U, R, 2, 6C. I, 1, 2, 4, Q.
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Yes, Matt gave us money, and Clem gave us PlusOne 'coins'.
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