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Sorry bro was posting the water you just got in the way lol!!
You said you wouldn't post my picture....????!!!!
Oh man that's bad. My friend crashed on a 10-speed bike that night. He knows better than to get on anything with a motor.
Absolutely man. But... you've got to stop spending your money on spring break with the young'ns: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=397_1301005621
I have 6 days till the funds clear before I can trade OTC BB'S in this new account so hopefully we can find a new play by then Those Q's where hot this week, TEX
I also have a 65 and a 1970 ElCamino Super Sport With a 500 hp solid lift roller motor that I have built both from the ground up body off restos all I am lacking is the skim coats and final paint on both , I am a car freak at heart love the old muscle, TEX
I herd that I have a 06 Screaming Eagle Fat Boy and I just cruise around the Lake here my riding partner was hit buy a lady doing a u turn in a corner 3 years ago and was in a coma for a year in a half before he passed, The bike sits in my office here at the house now I bet it dose not even have 5000 miles on it, TEX
That's why I never ride my bike to the bar. Had a friend that used to do that in Memphis. One night leaving the bar his wheel got caught in the trolley tracks and skint half of his face on the street, blackened an eye. lol
The sound of 70,000 people shitting in their pants: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=98d_1301077519
I laughed so hard that this almost happened to me: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=de9_1301087463
LMMFAO!!!!
Nurse J stops !
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse J Stops. "He's incredibly dumb. He does everything absolutely backwards." said one doctor. "Just last week, I told him to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. He gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!"
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told him to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. He tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!"
Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my God!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse J Stops to prick Mrs. Smith's boil!"
Prostate Exam
After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service,
DetailMan decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in Thailand where the beautiful nurses
are rather more gentle and accommodating.
As usual Detailman was asked to strip off, he lay naked on his side on the bed and the nurse began the examination.
"At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection" said the nurse.
"I haven't got an erection" said DetailMan.
"No, but I have" replied the nurse.
Brothers from another mother!!
Never mind a bike a Corvette!!!
Stevo 51 riding lawn mower incident:
Jstops needs a bike !
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Jstops passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Jstops ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
RECTUM STRETCHER - (if you don't laugh at this one, there is something wrong.)
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love,
and asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
Oh, yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket - $95.00
Court Costs - $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face? PRICELESS !!!
OMG - With the current phase out mandated by the US Government of the incandescent light bulb comes word that young children - especially girls will suffer untold stress and hardship inflicted by this over regulation and abuse of power. Please read a clip from an article below.
A truly touching story....truly touching!!
I met a girl in the park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us
and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet. As we lay making love, I thought, these taser guns are well worth the money!!
That footage is just surreal. I can't imagine trying to drive away from that. The people seeing that from their vehicles must have been scared to death.
Hey shank nice video of Detailman cutting his grass!!
Welcome......good to see you
LOL I don't need it
Just don't do the last one buddy..........
That is too funny my friend thanks for the laugh this morning!!
THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snope's and it's for real!!
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
THOUGHT for the day: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN THEY'RE PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
SOME ADDITIONAL ADVICE: NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A LAXATIVE AND SLEEPING PILLS ON THE SAME NIGHT...
Damn send her to my place lol!!
Damn bro has your sister ever been to Canada?
apology - accepted - By the way my sister said she loved her trip to Paris and the bridge is lovely !
My Annual apology
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**Over the past year I realize how much I have offended some people*
*because I have forwarded some inappropriate pictures and jokes*
*to friends who I thought shared the same sense of humour.
Unfortunately this wasn't the case and I seem to have upset*
*quite** **a few people who have accused me of being sexist, crude and
shallow.
*
*If you were one of these people, please accept my sincerest apologies.
From now on I will only post or send e-mails with a cultural or educational
content –*
*such as classical art and architecture, nature and other interesting
topics.*
*
**For example,** **below is a wonderful picture of the Pont Neuf Bridge in
Paris. *
*It is the oldest bridge in Paris and took 26 years to build. *
*It was completed in 1604.*
*For the love of God...*
WHERE THE HELL DID SHE COME FROM????
Yup that's the new Marks
Yes the poor soul!!!
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