The Water Cooler - Where are the cups?

[detailman]

Nurse J stops !

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse J Stops. "He's incredibly dumb. He does everything absolutely backwards." said one doctor. "Just last week, I told him to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. He gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!"

The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told him to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. He tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!"

Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my God!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse J Stops to prick Mrs. Smith's boil!"