The Water Cooler - Where are the cups?

[$PennyMover]

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[j$tops]

Dang Bud May just have to stick with whiskey!!!

[detailman]

Think before you drink J



Happy New Year Buddy - Stay Safe and enjoy

[j$tops]

A blond drops her shirt off at a cleaners,on the way out. The owner says "come again". The blond yells "no it's a toothpaste, you nosey bitch.".

[$PennyMover]

Its going pretty good for now....been very busy

[j$tops]

LOL too funny.. How is it going stranger???

[$PennyMover]

Police training video.....

[$PennyMover]

Some of us are around still.....I too am wondering where everyone else is

[hvnsangel67]

Hey Detailman - haven't seen you around in a while, thought I'd stop by and say hi during happy hour.

[$PennyMover]

Girls are pretty but the picks are hotter

[$PennyMover]

Red neck babes finishing a Keg off

[detailman]

“Hell, there are no rules here—we're trying to accomplish something.”- THOMAS EDISON

[detailman]

Mac that you !

[j$tops]

lol

[$PennyMover]

Must be Pizza then.....lol

[MCKINLEY MORGANFIELD]

[$PennyMover]

Sorry to hear about MCKINLEY MORGANFIELD or is that PIZZABUSTER 1??????

[detailman]

How pemmy stocks work

[$PennyMover]

Its a good laugh.......

[$PennyMover]

I hope you understand technology.....

[$PennyMover]

[j$tops]

LOL

[$PennyMover]

Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No.
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son: OK!

Dad goes to Bill Gates:
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No way! Do I know you?
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: OK! We can arrange for them to meet.

Dad goes to the president of World Bank:
Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Hmmm. OK!

This is business!

[$PennyMover]

Yep....staying shape these days

[$PennyMover]

This is a pretty good way.....but don't croak

[$PennyMover]

Or sit around and pull strings......

[$PennyMover]

Sad News -
Please join me in remembering Yet Another great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications
from repeated pokes to the belly..
He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough,
Jane Dough,and Dill Dough,plus they have one in the Oven..
Services were held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes....

[detailman]

Confidence is the feeling you sometimes have before you fully understand the situation.

[$PennyMover]

This brings back memories from 35 years ago!!!

[$PennyMover]

Here's what L2 looks like

[$PennyMover]

Buy the dip

[shankapotamus]

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[j$tops]

Mac and detaialman were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.



Mac says to detaialman, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?'

detailman replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful.

And look at the price!'

mac says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive.

At this price, I'm buying one.'

detailman smiles and pats him on the back.

'Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.'

Three weeks later, detailman asks mac, 'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?' mac replies......



SCROLL DOWN....YOU'LL LOVE IT!



















'No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!'

[j$tops]

Hey D-man are you Jewish?

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.

So he goes to a Priest and asks for his opinion on this question.

After consulting the Bible, the Priest says,

' My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that



sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays.'
!
The man thinks: ' What does a priest know about sex?'



So he goes to a Minister, who after all is a married man

and experienced in this matter.

He queries the Minister and receives the same reply

Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath!

Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority:

a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge.

In other words, he goes to a Rabbi.

The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, '

My son, sex is definitely play.

' The man replies, 'Rabbi, how can you be so sure when

so many others tell me sex is work?'

The Rabbi softly speaks,

'If sex were work,

my wife would have the maid do it.

[j$tops]

Yup I can't understand it lol!!

[detailman]

Still me - dam pumpers - bashers and market makers ! LOL

[j$tops]

OMG that was me 10 years ago!!

[detailman]

Video all must see funny chit -

[j$tops]

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

+ Tourist: $8.00

+Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+Fried Explorer: $12.50

+Backed politician: $100.00


The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,

"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"


The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

[j$tops]

Two Trees and a Woodpecker

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but
here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the
sapling..
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that
is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.'

[j$tops]

Cute for sure but not quite as hot as Detailmans girl friend!!

[$PennyMover]

Ya talked me into it....here's one I took at the pool inland. Just a little snack

[$PennyMover]

It is a good change I hope.......

[Texacoon]

Thanks for the warm Welcome Oh and by the way change is good all the right reasons. TEX

[j$tops]

Marks I know you had a nice vacation. Please stop sending me photo's of the hot chicks on the beach!!

[detailman]

TEX welcome to The Water Cooler buddy - nice to have you on the board. I must warn you that this board ha a tendency to change people.

Here is an example:

[detailman]

Hay Mac - I found a great way to make money...



work!