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J - I am pretty sure marks has found a new line of work since that incident. he has even composed himself to the degree that he now thinks he knows how to buy and sell stocks. LOL
Alex sure did change that mans ( marks ) life around, and I am sure that all that know marks the way you and I know marks , would have much rather had Alex shoot him.
Dam you Alex !!
Just kidding Marks - we are all so proud of you
Is this our day at the Water Cooler????
Too funny but sadly true well at least for Detail man!!
If you don't laugh at this you better get someone to call a doctor
cuz your funny bone needs retuning
The 'Perfect Password'
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the
appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would
now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was
entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed:
P...E.....N...I...S
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
**** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***
Why I don't support gun control
AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD_**
*To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.*
*Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. ****E.S.T.*
*I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that
I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend,
threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and
earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather
important message**..*
*First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect
you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took
my jacket.. The even ing was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket
for a reason.. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911
.45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster
for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very
intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!*
*I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from
with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking
bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet
with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to
come help mug us again].*
*After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your
cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and
filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas
station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took
150 gallons and was extremely grateful!*
*I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along
with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]*
*I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was
parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and
keyed the entire driver's side of the car.*
*Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma
Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a
little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed
to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the
FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target**.*
*The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess
while he traced your number etc..).*
;*In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I
feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for
your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some
of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you
have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career
path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not
be so lucky**.**Have a good day!*
*Thoughtfully yours**,*
*Alex*
I think so....Its him showing it so a friend
did mac end up buying the car ??
It all began with an iPhone...
March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn't?
I celebrated my birthday in July and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.
My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.
September came by, so for my wife’s birthday I bought her an iRon.
It was around then that the fight started . . .
What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean. This unfortunately activated the iNag app.
Which led me to the iHospital and iGet out Thursday.
I get that all the time !!
You figure out the rest !!
damn dont let my wife know I was there.getting sloppy in my old age bro
love it!!!!! hahaha
Here's another one that I choked on some popcorn after watching....
Oh me too, I watch the superbowl just for the commercials ;)
I'm glad you liked it. Can't wait till I see what they've come up with tomorrow during the game
ROFLMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To funny, I'm in tears. I need a copy
No need, I brought my own, one of those big to go cups ;)
Thanks for the warm welcome ;)
Welcome to the water cooler.....I'll have to find a cup for you
exactly how I pictured him :)
lol, If you had kept that foot of yours out of the way, I might still be in one piece. Seriously, thanks for the welcome.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
good looking board we going to rock it , WE playing NNBP NNSR
Got your board marked too, I'll be back!!!!
Here I am, the ibox is to funny, lol
Awesome.....and welcome
Lets see if Stevo51 leaves a calling card
Could have been worse.
I invited Stevo51 over check out post 336 - I guess he has not broken himself free yet! LOL
LOL I knew this was coming!!
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Come on where are
the dam cups?
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