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I think the conspiracy is growing every day.
10 Things Men Won't Say To Other Men
1. Wow, those jeans look painted on.
2. Man, I'd love to sleep with your wife just once.
3. Do you work out? Because you have great glutes.
4. Dude, I'm going to be late for work let me hop in the shower with you.
5. I am so horny, could you call your sister for me?
6. Hey John, that new haircut really brings out your features.
7. I hate sports.
8. I don't feel like going home; all my wife wants to do is have sex all day long.
9. Ewww beer, no way! It tastes disgusting!
10. Joe, you're my buddy and I'm going away for a week. I was wondering if you could stay at my house and keep my girlfriend company while I'm away.
This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster, named Mattu. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem."
Well, Mattu the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Mattu. The farmer takes Mattu home and sets him down in the barnyard, but first he gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle. Mattu seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house and Mattu takes off like a shot. WHAM! Mattu nails every hen in the hen house -- three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and, sure enough, Mattu is in there. Later, the farmer sees Mattu after a flock of geese down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he sees Mattu out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next morning to find Mattu on his back out in the middle of the yard, mouth open, tongue hanging out and both feet sticking straight up in the air. Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Mattu, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself." Mattu opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says,
"Shhhh .. They're getting closer."
Bring Back Chruack! eom
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/board.asp?board_id=1724
Posted by: BullNBear52
In reply to: BullNBear52 who wrote msg# 792 Date:5/31/2003 8:41:39 PM
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This jerk better start updating his resume. He's got some set criticizing his boss!
CHEMICAL WEAPONS REPORT 'SIMPLY WRONG'
The top Marine Corps officer in Iraq, Lt. Gen. James Conway, said on Friday U.S. intelligence was "simply wrong" in leading military commanders to fear troops were likely to be attacked with chemical weapons in the March invasion of Iraq that ousted Saddam.
Posted by: BullNBear52
In reply to: BullNBear52 who wrote msg# 791 Date:5/31/2003 8:34:32 PM
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Australia was supposed to be out ally in Iraq and now they are printing trash like this.
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/05/31/1054177765483.html
Bush 'skewed facts to justify attack on Iraq'
By Jim Wolf, Washington
June 1 2003
A growing number of US national security professionals are accusing the Bush Administration of slanting the facts and hijacking the intelligence apparatus to justify its rush to war in Iraq.
A key target is a four-person Pentagon team that reviewed material gathered by other intelligence outfits for any missed bits that might have tied Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein to banned weapons or terror groups.
This team, self-mockingly called the cabal, "cherry-picked the intelligence stream" in a bid to portray Iraq as an imminent threat, said Patrick Lang, a former head of worldwide human intelligence gathering for the Defence Intelligence Agency, which coordinates military intelligence.
The DIA was "exploited and abused and bypassed in the process of making the case for war based on the presence of weapons of mass destruction", he said, claiming the CIA had "no guts at all" to resist the alleged skewing of intelligence by the Pentagon.
Former chief of CIA counter-terrorist operations Vince Cannistraro said he knew of serving intelligence officers who blame the Pentagon for playing up "fraudulent" intelligence, "a lot of it sourced from the Iraqi National Congress of Ahmad Chalabi".
The INC, which brought together groups opposed to Saddam, worked closely with the Pentagon to build a case against Iraq. "There are current intelligence officials who believe it is a scandal," Mr Cannistraro said
Posted by: BullNBear52
In reply to: None Date:5/31/2003 8:19:19 PM
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Bush needs to fire this guy!
WMD just a convenient excuse for war, admits Wolfowitz
By David Usborne
30 May 2003
The Bush administration focused on alleged weapons of mass destruction as the primary justification for toppling Saddam Hussein by force because it was politically convenient, a top-level official at the Pentagon has acknowledged.
The extraordinary admission comes in an interview with Paul Wolfowitz, the Deputy Defence Secretary, in the July issue of the magazine Vanity Fair.
Mr Wolfowitz also discloses that there was one justification that was "almost unnoticed but huge". That was the prospect of the United States being able to withdraw all of its forces from Saudi Arabia once the threat of Saddam had been removed. Since the taking of Baghdad, Washington has said that it is taking its troops out of the kingdom. "Just lifting that burden from the Saudis is itself going to the door" towards making progress elsewhere in achieving Middle East peace, Mr Wolfowitz said. The presence of the US military in Saudi Arabia has been one of the main grievances of al-Qa'ida and other terrorist groups.
"For bureaucratic reasons we settled on one issue, weapons of mass destruction, because it was the one reason everyone could agree on," Mr Wolfowitz tells the magazine.
The comments suggest that, even for the US administration, the logic that was presented for going to war may have been an empty shell. They come to light, moreover, just two days after Mr Wolfowitz's immediate boss, Donald Rumsfeld, the Defence Secretary, conceded for the first time that the arms might never be found.
The failure to find a single example of the weapons that London and Washington said were inside Iraq only makes the embarrassment more acute. Voices are increasingly being raised in the US and Britain demanding an explanation for why nothing has been found.
Most striking is the fact that these latest remarks come from Mr Wolfowitz, recognised widely as the leader of the hawks' camp in Washington most responsible for urging President George Bush to use military might in Iraq. The magazine article reveals that Mr Wolfowitz was even pushing Mr Bush to attack Iraq immediately after the 11 September attacks in the US, instead of invading Afghanistan.
There have long been suspicions that Mr Wolfowitz has essentially been running a shadow administration out of his Pentagon office, ensuring that the right-wing views of himself and his followers find their way into the practice of American foreign policy. He is best known as the author of the policy of first-strike pre-emption in world affairs that was adopted by Mr Bush shortly after the al-Qa'ida attacks.
In asserting that weapons of mass destruction gave a rationale for attacking Iraq that was acceptable to everyone, Mr Wolfowitz was presumably referring in particular to the US Secretary of State, Colin Powell. He was the last senior member of the administration to agree to the push earlier this year to persuade the rest of the world that removing Saddam by force was the only remaining viable option.
The conversion of Mr Powell was on full view in the UN Security Council in February when he made a forceful presentation of evidence that allegedly proved that Saddam was concealing weapons of mass destruction.
Critics of the administration and of the war will now want to know how convinced the Americans really were that the weapons existed in Iraq to the extent that was publicly stated. Questions are also multiplying as to the quality of the intelligence provided to the White House. Was it simply faulty given that nothing has been found in Iraq or was it influenced by the White House's fixation on the weapons issue? Or were the intelligence agencies telling the White House what it wanted to hear?
This week, Sam Nunn, a former senator, urged Congress to investigate whether the argument for war in Iraq was based on distorted intelligence. He raised the possibility that Mr Bush's policy against Saddam had influenced the intelligence that indicated Baghdad had weapons of mass destruction.
This week, the CIA and the other American intelligence agencies have promised to conduct internal reviews of the quality of the material they supplied the administration on what was going on in Iraq. The heat on the White House was only made fiercer by Mr Rumsfeld's admission that nothing may now be found in Iraq to back up those earlier claims, if only because the Iraqis may have got rid of any evidence before the conflict.
"It is also possible that they decided that they would destroy them prior to a conflict," the Defence Secretary said.
* The US military said last night that it had released a suspected Iraqi war criminal by mistake. US Central Command said it was offering a $25,000 (315,000) reward for the capture of Mohammed Jawad An-Neifus, suspected of being involved in the murder of thousands of Iraqi Shia Muslims whose remains were found at a mass grave in Mahawil, southern Iraq, last month.
The alleged mobile weapons laboratories
As scepticism grows over the failure to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, London and Washington are attempting to turn the focus of attention to Iraq's alleged possession of mobile weapons labs.
A joint CIA and Defence Intelligence Agency report released this week claimed that two trucks found in northern Iraq last month were mobile labs used to develop biological weapons. The trucks were fitted with hi-tech laboratory equipment and the report said the discovery represented the "strongest evidence to date that Iraq was hiding a biowarfare programme".
The design of the vehicles made them "an ingeniously simple self-contained bioprocessing system". The report said no other purpose, for example water purification, medical laboratory or vaccine production, would justify such effort and expense.
But critics arenot convinced. No biological agents were found on the trucks and experts point out that, unlike the trucks described by Colin Powell, the Secretary of State, in a speech to the UN Security Council, they were open sided and would therefore have left a trace easy for weapons inspectors to detect. One former UN inspector said that the trucks would have been a very inefficient way to produce anthrax.
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/story.jsp?story=410730
Spammer. Quit trying to boost the NOLIB board ratings.
I know just the place!
seems about right. I'll have to meditate on this.
I would say this post from Matt describes it....
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=1057411
Women, emotional? Not me! No, no, no!!!
Any site related questions should be directed to The Question and Answer Board (MATT), #board-504
That ain't no rule.
Read the iBox.
AK
Only for the time being.
Since there is no moderator what exactly are the rules here?
Good offer! You don't realize that EDIG makes PCBM look like BRK!
Derf: Sure! I'll bid 10 shares of EDIG.
Susie, Here's some kleenex for you....
http://www.3dluvr.com/amigo/funny/kleenex.jpg
Now you've gone and made me cry.
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Susie does not get emotional. Irrational yes; emotional no! ;)
WOMEN GET EMOTIONAL????????????
WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT????????
DO I EVER GET EMOTIONAL????????????
(Bull, don't answer that)
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That alone should get him elected governor.
Buddy is appealing his conviction on the grounds that not being able to wear his hairpiece in prison constitutes cruel and baldy bean punishment.
Seems RI should be nicknamed the "catchall state". You certainly have them all. BTW is the mayor of Providence up for parole yet?
Geez, I was already dealing with the facts that that doofus Howdy Doody clone, Patrick Kennedy, is one of our congressmen and that there are giant, variously dressed Mr. Potato Heads all over the state as our "Ambassadors of Fun" (whoever came up with that idea should be publicly flogged), and you have to remind me that Alan "Is that a cert in your pocket or are your just happy to see me?" C. is a fellow resident. I need a beer.
We are still talking about you paying me, right? OK, let the bidding begin!
That is no way to talk about AlanC!
Bull, obviously you haven't driven in Rhode Island. We have more brain dead geezers behind the wheel than virtually any other state.
As long as he buckles his seatbelt and doesn't drive slower than 45 he won't be stopped.
I was so stunned by your first sentence that I can barely reply. Of course, Churak is a female. I am also. You're not?
I was hoping you'd offer to drive. RI took his license when he checked into the Nursing Home.
Tell him not to forget to take his face mask.
Low I've been thinking. All these years I thought Churak was a man but now I think he's a woman if that makes any sense. Do you know any man that would get so emotional over whatever he/she is emotional over. Unless this was life or death or a Red Sox game I can't see this over reaction. I think CHurak's a she. What say you?
Why don't you go visit him this weekend? You can catch a Red Sox game while you're at it.
Hmmm, that didn't work. I will institute Plan B as soon as I determine what Plan B is.
Excuse me but Churak has no skills unless you want to use him for body parts and even there the whole might be worth more than the sum of his parts which is sad.
This is a real tragedy Cass. It seems Churak's blow up doll was imported from China; and he is the classmate in question.
Canada Quarantines 5,000 Due to SARS
Thu May 29, 8:31 AM ET
By TOM COHEN, Associated Press Writer
TORONTO - Authorities seeking to control the spread of a new cluster of SARS (news - web sites) cases have quarantined more than 5,000 people in Toronto and warned that the number of suspected cases will likely rise.
The latest people to be isolated in Canada's largest city were 1,700 students and staff at a suburban Toronto high school, who were told to stay home for 10 days after a classmate showed symptoms of SARS, health officials said Wednesday.
I'll bid much more than that for the Mighty Churak! I think I can make great use of his skills.
0.00
we could start there
You are already negotiating with someone else for Churak? How can I trust you?
Derf: Sure! I could use a good slave who has a CPA. What's the opening bid?
Why? What would you like it to be?
You will pay me??? Phewwwww! That's a relief! So far, I was negotiating with his family, and they were accepting bids to have to take him back.
But Derf says he has him locked in his basement... Which is it?
Cass, hate to burst your bubble but he's locked up in Toronto....
TORONTO - A suburban Toronto high school was closed and its 1,700 students and staff placed under quarantine after a classmate showed symptoms of SARS (news - web sites), health officials said Wednesday.
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