The Halfway House

[Paulie Cashews]

10 Things Men Won't Say To Other Men

1. Wow, those jeans look painted on.
2. Man, I'd love to sleep with your wife just once.
3. Do you work out? Because you have great glutes.
4. Dude, I'm going to be late for work let me hop in the shower with you.
5. I am so horny, could you call your sister for me?
6. Hey John, that new haircut really brings out your features.
7. I hate sports.
8. I don't feel like going home; all my wife wants to do is have sex all day long.
9. Ewww beer, no way! It tastes disgusting!
10. Joe, you're my buddy and I'm going away for a week. I was wondering if you could stay at my house and keep my girlfriend company while I'm away.