The Halfway House (HalfwayHouse)

[Cassandra]

Derf: Can I make a private offer to you in exchange for Churak? Being that he is Canadian and an accountant, I think I can put him to good use. How much are you asking?

[fung_derf]

Cassandra....Sorry. I gave him that choice and he said he would rather be chained in the basement. Are you sure you want to raise money for this guy?

[BullNBear52]

Everyone knows Derf is a pumper clown though. He has been pumping PCBM disguised as Surfit for years on RB.

[Cassandra]

BnB: Now I KNOW you're fibbing. Derf would never buy EDIG. Sox, on the other hand, is a well-known EDIG short who has to buy EDIG to cover on occasion. He was publicly outed as a short on Agora.

[BullNBear52]

BTW found this picture of Churak in downtown Winterpeg.

http://www.tourism.winnipeg.mb.ca/twLeisure/Photo_Album/images/forks_theatrical_walking_tour000.jpg

[BullNBear52]

Married, ha! He's a senior in high school. And don't buy that kidnapped stuff derf is selling. He just wants your shares of EDIG.

[Cassandra]

They have summer in Winnipeg???

[BullNBear52]

That's in the winter time. In the summer they brush up on golf...

American comedian Bob Hope played his first game of golf in Winnipeg.

BTW please don't Winnipeg.


Winnipeg is a Cree word for "muddy waters".

[Cassandra]

Derf: NO!!! Don't do that! Put him up for bid as a slave on eBay. You'll make some money and Chu will be allowed to live another day.

If I am the high bidder, I'll treat him fairly well.

[Cassandra]

BnB: Did Churak put you up to this? He's married! I know that my nude signature photo makes men swoon, but this is too much.

[fung_derf]

I haven't decided what to do with him yet. If he keeps harrassing my dog as he is, I just may have to bury him in the backyard.

[BullNBear52]

As you know Churak has been taking accounting in high school for the last 12 years. Now that he finally has figured out when to use the red and blue pencils he will be graduating. He really hasn't had much time to date a real girl. Are you interested?

[Cassandra]

I thought Winterpeg (Winnipeg) was famous for its igloos and cross-country snow skiing. Silly me.

[BullNBear52]

I hear Churak will be interning with a canadian brokerage house in Winterpeg this summer. As you know Winterpeg is world famous for it's short summers.

[Cassandra]

BnB: I always thought those pocket protectors help prevent ink leakage. Never thought about the hazard sharpened pencils might be to blow-up dolls. But then, I'm female and don't have a dirty mind.

[BullNBear52]

He's quarantined not kidnapped.

[Cassandra]

Derf: Didn't you read BnB's post to me? He asked for a donation and suggested I contribute some EDIG stock. He is raising money for a simple pocket-protector gift.

Are you going to demand a ransome? If so, perhaps I could find a Canadian brokerage that would allow me to short my favorite OTCBB stock and give half the proceeds towards his ransom.

OK?

[BullNBear52]

Derf wants to wait to next week on PCBM too! Right now he has to come up with 12,500 shares but if he waits he might only have to come up with 1/4 share. Maybe you two can work a deal.

Either way Churak needs his protector. His pencils keep popping his blow up doll.

[fung_derf]

Oh, you are raising money to help churak? But I haven't even asked for a ransom amount yet!

[Cassandra]

Well derf, if I have to commit a certain amount to help poor Churak, I'd rather do it when the stock is not in the middle of the "pump" phase of a pump and dump.

Maybe I could buy and contribute some PBMC (or whatever that Pinnacle Business Management stock is called) shares instead.

[fung_derf]

Do we care why the stock is rising?

[Cassandra]

BnB: Can I commit to the number of EDIG shares later? Or maybe I can commit to a certain dollar volume in two weeks, at which time EDIG will be cheaper.

You see, EDIG is in the process of a legal "pump and dump" by HotStockChat.com and the price has risen as a result. When the HotStockChat.com "associates" complete their dumping, EDIG will continue its regularly scheduled share price decrease.

What say you?

[Cassandra]

Well that explains it. I bow in your general direction!

[fung_derf]

I have him chained to a post in my basement. And let that be a lesson to anyone who questions my posts here.

[BullNBear52]

He's quarantined in a high school in Toronto due to SARS. The good news is he graduates in June. We are chipping in to buy him a pocket protector for graduation. How many shares of Edig(sp) can I put you down for?

[Cassandra]

Love those words of wisdom Susie!

[Cassandra]

Where is Churak? I miss him.

[Lownumba]

Churak, I am now going to slake my considerable thirst. When I return tomorrow am, I want to see you here front and center. That is all. Smoke 'em if you've got 'em.

[fung_derf]

Very good Susie.

[Susie924]

Subject: 2003 Calendar of Nude Police Officers!!!

Click on the URL below and see what your police officers do in their spare time... There are both male and female officers. I was shocked!!

http://www.richstevens.com/NAKED.swf

[sarals]

LOL :)

[BullNBear52]

He's been on a drunk since the Red Sox took over first place. I suspect he will be back Monday. We play Detroit and the Red Sox are off to SARS country.

[Susie924]

25 TRUTHS OF LIFE
1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. You must follow through in your total walk in life with your actions.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it!

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat

[Susie924]

Where is low?
Is he hiding out with Churak?

[BullNBear52]

Nice Yankee devil grub!

[Susie924]

lol

[BullNBear52]

Low is still at Fenway waiting in line.

[sarals]

I agree. iHub is not perfect, but it's far better than any other place I've seen.

[sarals]

you got it exactly.

[fung_derf]

And this is why I try and cut Matt so much slack. I really appreciate their hands on, up front approach.

[fung_derf]

Well if she's hiding a pickle, I don't think Matt would be interested! Of course, Low might be.

[BullNBear52]

It is truly a board with no TOU!

[BullNBear52]

Of course she can fry a pickle. What do you think she is hiding under that skirt?

[sarals]

yes, for the short period I posted over there, the most vulgar, obscene and offensive things were posted and admin over there is very unresponsive and doesn't do much about it. It truely was the worst I've ever seen.

[fung_derf]

Dang! One post from me and everybody runs!

[fung_derf]

Yes, but can she fry pickles?

[fung_derf]

I've never read Yahoo. Is it worse than RB?

[fung_derf]

Nope, the Cotton-Eyed Joe.

[BullNBear52]

Sears heard that you ran out of their catalog. So thay are spending you bills until they can get you a fresh supply of TP; I mean a new catalog.

[fung_derf]

I was referring to Matt, but get the kid a new car! That'll teach your son a lesson!