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And there you have it, yet more false statements on the crowds by the magas
The left is a pic of 50K people to see @Pink on the beach in Atlantic City….the right a pic of what MAGAs are saying is 80-100K people in Wildwood to see Trump 🤣 pic.twitter.com/w9JAQlQMJC
— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) May 12, 2024
Arguably the best linebacker ever in the history of football, this sex offender now endorses theformerpersonrapist
I didn’t have Lawrence Taylor becoming a MAGA on today’s bingo card but now it makes sense….MAGA is the party of sex offenders and they all stick together https://t.co/AIVAbw3TVQ
— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) May 12, 2024
Thank you kind Sir!
My youngest and his daughter came yesterday. Brought candy and flowers, and best of all- lunch from BurgerMaster- one of my favorite drive-ins.
Mother nature is treating us too- yesterday was 80* and today 75* and all sun. Can't ask for better!
And the first and ONLY president(ex) to be charged with election interference TWICE.
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL YOU MOMS!!!
We appreciate and love you always!
Democracy Dies in Darkness
Opinion It’s Republicans who are vulnerable on crime, not Democrats
Plus: Protests over the war in Gaza cannot be compared to the political upheaval of 1968.
The Democratic Party is not the one whose presidential candidate faces 88 criminal charges (and has been held in contempt twice). Democrats didn’t mount a violent insurrection (which Republicans falsely called “legitimate political discourse”) resulting in multiple deaths, dozens of injured law enforcement officers and charges against more than 1,200 people. And Democrats did not sink a tough, bipartisan border security bill.
By Jennifer Rubin Columnist
May 10, 2024 at 9:00 a.m. EDT
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/05/10/biden-law-and-order/
President Biden and North Carolina Gov. Roy Cooper (D) with police officers at Wilmington International Airport on May 2 in North Carolina. (Alex Brandon/AP)
What caught my eye
It’s not 1968: “Democrats fear chaos of 1968 convention as they prepare to renominate Joe Biden in Chicago,” warns USA Today. “Growing campus unrest sparks Democratic fears over Chicago convention,” the Hill insists. Unsurprisingly, such stories are weak on examples of actual Democratic officeholders expressing concern.
This version of “Democrats in disarray” coverage must be catnip for reporters playing amateur historian. Chicago? Check! Student demonstrations? Check! It’s 1968 all over again. Er ... not necessarily.
Unlike the Vietnam War and the assassinations of Robert F. Kennedy and the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. that consumed the nation in 1968, the protests over the war in Gaza have not extended much beyond college campuses, where a combination of students, anarchists and overtly pro-Hamas activists have ginned up disruptions.
The Post reported that a grand total of about 2,000 people have been arrested nationwide. Small squads of protesters can disrupt speeches, ruin a graduation or clog traffic, but the numbers — and the cause — do not by any measure compare to the antiwar protests that drew hundreds of thousands in the late 1960s. Whatever property damage protesters have caused pales in comparison with the rioting in nearly every major city after King’s murder.
Simply put, the performative displays on college campuses have not drawn mass support. Despite near-nonstop coverage, the Israel-Gaza war ranks far down on the list of voter concerns.
The Post highlighted a YouGov poll showing a plurality of respondents disapprove of the protests with one-fourth unsure how they feel. Even on college campuses, the demonstrations have not gained traction. Axios reported a recent Generation Lab poll showing “Students ranked the conflict in the Middle East as the least important issue facing them out of nine options. ... The survey found that three times as many college students blame Hamas for the current situation in Gaza than they do President Biden.”
Furthermore, “A large majority (81%) of students support holding protesters accountable, agreeing with the notion that those who destroyed property or vandalized or illegally occupied buildings should be held responsible.”
That is not to say there will be no protests at the party conventions this summer. To the contrary, they are expected. Both parties over the years have learned to make ample arrangements to confine protests to designated pens. Convention cities regularly feature a well-orchestrated and overabundant assortment of state and federal law enforcement personnel.
As in prior conventions, there could well be arrests in Chicago, but don’t expect to see wild riots, smoke-filled streets and massive property damage, as occurred in Chicago in 1968. (Moreover, there is no Mayor Richard Daley bent on unleashing abusive police on unarmed protesters.) “Prepare, but don’t panic” would be a wise approach for the Democratic National Convention.
Democrats can claim the law-and-order issue:
Beyond the convention, Democrats can go on offense when it comes to crime. The Democratic Party is not the one whose presidential candidate faces 88 criminal charges (and has been held in contempt twice). Democrats didn’t mount a violent insurrection (which Republicans falsely called “legitimate political discourse”) resulting in multiple deaths, dozens of injured law enforcement officers and charges against more than 1,200 people. And Democrats did not sink a tough, bipartisan border security bill.
Republicans, having fanned violence, demonized the FBI, insulted prosecutors and impugned judges, have the law-and-order problem. (Some of them also opposed awarding gold medals to officers who protected them on Jan. 6, 2021.)
Former president Donald Trump wants to pardon the violent felons implicated in Jan. 6. Trump also openly contemplates military action against civilians, mass roundups of immigrants and weaponization of the Justice Department against his enemies. They’ve become the anti-rule of law party.
Meanwhile, Biden has reminded voters that on his watch there has been a massive decline in crime, especially violent crime. Biden consistently denounced violence — at the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville, on Jan. 6 and on campuses. At a recent White House press briefing, he said:
Violent protest is not protected; peaceful protest is. It’s against the law when violence occurs. Destroying property is not a peaceful protest. It’s against the law.
Vandalism, trespassing, breaking windows, shutting down campuses, forcing the cancellation of classes and graduations — none of this is a peaceful protest.
Threatening people, intimidating people, instilling fear in people is not peaceful protest. It’s against the law.
Dissent is essential to democracy. But dissent must never lead to disorder or to denying the rights of others so students can finish the semester and their college education.
By contrast, the Biden Justice Department dutifully has prosecuted Biden’s son Hunter Biden, Sen. Bob Menendez (D-N.J.) and Rep. Henry Cuellar (D-Tex.). You cannot conceive of a Trump Justice Department enforcing the law against its own people.
In short, Democrats should embrace the “law and order” label, especially if Trump gets convicted of multiple felonies.
My GOD these people are impaired.
This is how stupid Trumpty's cult is. Speechless.........
MeidasTouch
@MeidasTouch
This is real: Snopes has determined that Trump supporters are actually wearing diapers in solidarity with Trump following recent revelations and his 'Von Schitzenpants' nickname. We report on the disturbing new trend taking place at Trump rallies:
Donald Trump was the first president in 129 years to lose the popular vote twice.
He was the first president in 89 years to lose the presidency, the House and the Senate in a single term.
He was the first president in 28 years to lose re-election.
He lost the most jobs of any president since Herbert Hoover.
He lost the Trump University case, the fake charity case, the NY business fraud case, the E. Jean Carroll sexual assault and defamation case, he lost a lawsuit against The NY Times, lost countless appeals, lost 61 lawsuits related to the 2020 election, lost the state of Georgia three times, lost Pennsylvania, Arizona, Texas & Wisconsin twice, and he even managed to lose 8 times at the friggin Emmy Awards.
He’s under 4 indictments, facing 91 felony charges and to date, he’s been ordered to pay more than a hundred million dollars in penalties with a potential $370 million more in the week ahead where he may also lose his right to engage in the state's real estate industry for life and be barred entirely from doing business in New York.
All of this, while he’s been saying that windmills kill whales, that magnets stop working when wet, that he ran against Obama, that E. Jean Carroll is a political rival and that Nikki Haley was in charge of security on January 6th, for which one could ostensibly make the case that in addition to everything else he’s been losing — he is also losing his damn mind.
He once said there would be so much winning people would get sick of it. When in reality, when it comes to Donald Trump in the last several years, there’s been nothing but losing.
He was right about one thing however — we are sick of it.
And by it, I mean him.
We like former presidents who aren’t losers and at the end of the day, Donald Trump is a loser, maybe the biggest loser in history. Many people say so. The best people.
Believe me.
Speaking of Putin. This is one major world event. 15 % of the entire country and growing all saying a big no to Putin. Now that's a crowd size.
This anti-Russian protest in Tbilisi is huge.
— Jay in Kyiv (@JayinKyiv) May 11, 2024
Estomated 500,000 people in a country of 3.7 million.
pic.twitter.com/PHHSmSiVjT
Absolutely massive anti-Russian protests in Tbilisi right now.
— Jay in Kyiv (@JayinKyiv) May 11, 2024
In size, reminiscent of Kyiv 2014. No coincidence that it's for the same reason. pic.twitter.com/ygAVC4NYJG
Nikki has been speaking to donors. It sounds like they came up with a plan.
Haley will meet with donors to her shuttered presidential campaign. No Trump endorsement is expected
https://apnews.com/article/haley-trump-republican-presidential-campaign-donors-endorsement-583b8067b4fe2c534e1c04b772a09f5a
Nikki Haley on Trump: “It's amazing to me how weak in the knees he is when it comes to Putin…if Donald Trump is the nominee, he can't win. He won't win a general election."
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) May 11, 2024
(February 2024)pic.twitter.com/9CyPLdtBPM
"There are 40 of us"
BREAKING: Former White House Communications Director under Donald Trump, Anthony Scaramucci, explains why he and so many others that worked in the Trump White House refuse to vote for Trump again. Retweet so all Americans see this. pic.twitter.com/tPIs3dEGxK
— Kamala’s Wins (@harris_wins) May 10, 2024
Such a stud! I ♥️ her!
Trump appears to think Hannibal Lecter was a real person.
Victoria Brownworth
@VABVOX
This is bizarre even by Trump standards. Now in Wildwood, Trump was lauding fictional serial killer Hannibal Lecter.
Trump: "Silence of the Lambs. Has anyone ever seen The Silence of the Lambs? The late, great Hannibal Lecter is a wonderful man."
Ha! 1/2 of the Beavis and Butthead duo chimes in on daddy's criminal trial
This is the kind of shit that cracks me up with these people. pic.twitter.com/mM2lVhGxPL
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 12, 2024
Same Person!
Wow! Same person. pic.twitter.com/LThYTQ7h6z
— We HearVoicesOutThere #voteBlue2024 (@WeHearPodcast) May 11, 2024
Probably. Our Governor does not do weird stuff so you just see him walking around with no obvious security detail.
lol, yes, that too...
I think it's rather certain that the South Dakota State Police have a detail that protects her 24x7. I can't imagine any Governor not having that kind of protection.
THE STENCH OF POLITICAL DEATH IS GROWING AROUND TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN😮😁
The candidate spends most of his time ranting about his criminal trials. The campaign is struggling to raise money from voters, and there is no swing state operation, as the Trump campaign reeks of political death. The Washington Post reported on the alarm bells being rung by swing state Republicans:
“In order to win close elections in Georgia, you have to have a ground game that emphasizes turning out early votes and absentee votes,” said Cody Hall, a senior adviser to Gov. Brian Kemp (R). “I have seen no evidence of them having any of that.
The Trump campaign has a consultant in Georgia, but there is nothing else that I can see. … Everyone is generally concerned. “There is no sign of life,” said Kim Owens, a Republican operative and public relations professional in Arizona. “Especially in a state that Trump lost so closely last time, you’d expect to have more of a presence. I would think, ‘Let’s step it up.’ I think it’s a terrible mistake.”
In Michigan, some of the state’s operatives and Republican lawmakers have grown concerned about a lack of an operation there, according to four people familiar with the matter, even as they feel generally bullish about the state.
Trump’s big problem is that much of the money that he is raising is going to pay legal bills. The Trump campaign has tried to spin the situation as the ex-president running a leaner and meaner operation, but since he wasted $1 billion in campaign funds in 2020, Donald Trump has struggled to raise cash.
Trump is increasingly trying to cut deals with potentially wealthy donors like Big Oil, but this is a very different operation from 2016. There is no campaign arm mobilizing potential voters, and since took over the RNC and turned it into his personal operation, there is no party-wide effort in the swing states. It sounds like swing state Republican parties are out there on their own while Biden and the Democrats are building a massive get-out-the-vote operation.
Campaigns that have money troubles and no get-out-the-vote operation tend to underperform the polling and lose.
Trump’s campaign reeks of electoral death, and if the situation continues for much longer, the GOP could be looking at another Trump-led loss in 2024.
https://www.politicususa.com/2024/05/10/the-stench-of-political-death-is-growing-around-trumps-candidate.html
Apparently she also tried to dump the blame on her ghost Writer which did not go over well in the Literary circles
I really don't see how people like Noem can write those kinds of blatant lies and expect people to believe them. She must be very dumb. Most of us know that kind of thing can be easily checked.
Andy Borowitz :
Barron Trump Out as Republican Delegate Due to Bone Spurs “I’ve never been prouder of him than when he got that podiatrist’s note,” his father said.
“Soon he’ll be evading taxes,” Trump added. “They grow up so fast.”
Further notes from the disappointed worm. Since my host's ass is always on fire, over a smorgasbord of misinformation, I had a reasonable expectation of a hot meal that, sadly, was not met.😕
New lawsuit accuses Trump campaign of illegally attempting to hide payments to women
Donald Trump's election campaign has been hit with a sex discrimination lawsuit involving fresh accusations that his lawyers violated federal law by attempting to hide settlement payments to women accusers.
The Federal Election Commission must investigate whether the campaign illegally attempted to hide settlement payments by routing them through third parties, according to a complaint filed by Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW).
The allegations of wrongdoing, first reported by The Daily Beast, stem from former Trump campaign employee AJ Delgado who gave a sworn declaration in her pending lawsuit against Trump that she was cut loose based on pregnancy discrimination.
Delgado, a former Trump 2016 campaign aide, had grabbed widespread attention by accusing longtime Trump aide Jason Miller of engaging in "a cycle of sexual coercion, rape, sexual assault, abuse, battery, sexual harassment, and sex trafficking."
Delgado and Miller had an affair and has since long accused Miller of stiffing her on child support payments. She has also claimed discrimination because she lost her job during pregnancy.
According to Delgado's filing, she also accuses Trump attorney Mark Kasowitz of admitting the campaign selected to move settlements through a law firm to keep a payout back in 2017 in an effort to dodge federal disclosure laws that mandate campaigns identify payments to recipients publicly.
“In other words, the payment would be routed through a middleman, to hide the fact that the Campaign had settled from the public and the FEC,” Delgado stated in the filing. “I thus have direct, personal experience with the Defendant-Campaign hiding settlement payments to women, routing them through a ‘middleman law firm,’ which to the public would only appear as payments 'for legal services.'"
She also suspects there is enough “information and reason to believe” that Trump's campaign made payments — specifically $4.1 million that she claims flowed to Kasowitz’s law firm over a two-month period immediately following the November 2020 election.
All of these efforts were intended to keep secret from the public and the FEC more settlements with women “who raised complaints of gender discrimination, pregnancy discrimination, and sexual harassment,” The Beast reported.
Trump is currently standing trial based on business fraud charges that involve payments allegedly made to an adult movie actress in an attempt to silence her story about a sexual relationship.
CREW president Noah Bookbinder published a statement about the lawsuit claiming Delgado’s allegations raise serious concerns about Trump potentially manifesting a scandalous cover-up.
“The allegations made in AJ Delgado’s declaration paint a deeply troubling picture of potentially illegal activity carried out by Donald Trump’s campaign. The FEC must conduct an investigation to determine the validity of these claims and establish the degree to which any wrongdoing occurred,” Bookbinder said. “No candidate or campaign is above the law, not even Trump.”
https://www.rawstory.com/aj-delgado/
Lordy Lordy, there is more..............
France's government is disputing a portion of Kristi Noem's book that describes a canceled meeting with French President Emmanuel Macron.
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) May 11, 2024
A representative from the Élysée Palace disputed Noem's account, saying there’s no record of a scheduled meeting, nor was there an invitation…
sorry, but nope
If Trump doesn't win the election, he will eventually lose in several of the criminal trials and sentenced to prison.
period
I wonder if she has SS protection.
No, she doesn't. If she wants security, she can hire it. And she's not a national office holder. She's a governor.
Damn, she's just so comically loony. (Though if you're an animal, it's not so funny.) And she just can't seem to shut up. I wonder if she'll be on any of the Sunday shows tomorrow, even though her 15 minutes should be over by now.
Me too. Always have.
I don’t believe what Trump posted. I think he will end up picking Haley because of how she has been doing in the primaries even though she dropped out.
I'm not sure. I think, among other things, that a lot of those people who voted for Haley might be pissed off if she suddenly shifted her position and agreed to be his running mate. It's hard--at least for me--to guess how many would feel that way. Another question: something people don't discuss in polls or on cable news: how many Trump voters will be counting on him dying before his term is up, if elected? How soon do they think he'll be pushing up daisies? How much damage could he do in the time he had? And would a VP Haley, once she took over, be well-received if she tried to undo that damage?
Another question we should be thinking about: does Trumpty really want to win? On a personal level, yes, because he's very angry at the people, including Biden, who want to send him to prison. But if he's capable of thinking rationally, he knows he probably won't spend any time in the slammer. Too complicated and too dangerous. If he died of ANYTHING while in custody, his fans would say he'd been murdered.
He could handle house arrest. He spends most of his time at one of his clubs, by himself except for meals or when golfing. It wouldn't make a big difference. So if he DOES lose, he can spend another four years egging his fans on to dispute the results of the election. No effort on his part. All he'd need to do would be to run his giant mouth.
If that's the result he wants, maybe he should choose poor Tim Scott.
And...Speaking of Politics
The elections next door: Mexico’s cartels pick candidates, kill rivals
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/the-elections-next-door-mexico-s-cartels-pick-candidates-kill-rivals/ar-BB1mcOrd
Geesh, this Mfer
Trump May Owe $100 Million From Double-Dip Tax Breaks, Audit Shows
A previously unknown focus of an I.R.S. audit is a dubious accounting maneuver that effectively meant taking the same write-offs twice on a Chicago skyscraper.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/11/us/trump-taxes-audit-chicago.html?unlocked_article_code=1.rE0.9kGm.LErASNC3A4UD&smid=url-share
Kristi Noem’s dog killing is pure Southern gothic
A literary critic’s take on the South Dakota governor’s memoir, “No Going Back.”
https://wapo.st/4ajeMZZ (gifted)
Review by Ron Charles
May 10, 2024 at 11:16 a.m. EDT
Toward the end of Fred Gipson’s 1956 classic, “Old Yeller,” Travis says, “It was going to kill something inside me to do it, but I knew then that I had to shoot my big yeller dog.”
Reading that scene again yesterday, damn if I wasn’t struck by the same storm of tears that overtook me in seventh grade. It’s a devastating moment, full of anguish, permanently embedded in the memory of anyone who’s read the novel or seen the movie.
If this week is any guide, a dog-killing scene will be permanently embedded in our memories of Kristi Noem, too. On Tuesday, the South Dakota governor published a political memoir called “No Going Back.” But days before it appeared, everyone on planet Earth already knew about the passage in which Noem describes shooting her 14-month-old wire-haired pointer named Cricket.
What you can’t get from the 24/7 worldwide freakout, though, is how strange Cricket’s summary execution feels in context. That grisly story pops up in a chapter called “Will the World Awaken?” — right after Noem describes how much Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni wanted to meet her and right before she lays out a series of clichés called “The Noem Doctrine” — e.g. “Fight to win.”
In the fight with Cricket, Noem won the battle but lost the war. Yesterday in the Wall Street Journal, Republican garden gnome Karl Rove called “No Going Back” an act of “stunning self-destruction.” As Donald Trump considers whom to pick for his vice president, “bragging about shooting her puppy in a gravel pit ended her hopes of being selected.”
As a literary critic, I must object. The description of Cricket’s Last Stand is the one time in this howlingly dull book that Noem demonstrates any sense of setting, character, plot and emotional honesty. Otherwise, it’s mostly a hodgepodge of worn chestnuts and conservative maxims, like a fistful of old coins and buttons found between the stained cushions in a MAGA lounge.
And far too many people have been obsessing about Noem’s fantastical tête-à-tête with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. Come on — who among us hasn’t mistakenly believed that we once faced down the leader of the Hermit Kingdom? As I told Joseph Stalin, “We all make mistakes.”
But the central moment in Noem’s memoir is that transcendent scene of South Dakota gothic.
Picture it: Harvest season, “the Super Bowl of farming.” But it’s hunting season at their lodge, too. “Balancing both at full throttle is enough to break a family,” Noem says. She does everything possible to make sure friends from Georgia bag some pheasants, but Cricket — “out of her mind with excitement” — ruins everything. “I was livid,” Noem writes.
Then, on the way home from that disaster, Cricket attacks some beloved, irreplaceable chickens at a neighbors’ house. The mother — holding a baby, no less! — runs toward the melee, sobbing: “My chickens! No, not my chickens!” Noem pays for the birds and hauls Cricket into her truck. “She whipped around to bite me,” she says. “I hated that dog.”
Once home, Noem leads Cricket to the gravel pit and dispatches her. Then she spots a smelly old billy goat that she wants to kill, too. The first shot goes awry. She has to run across the pasture for more bullets “to finish the job.”
Construction workers taking a coffee break at her house witness all this carnage. “When they saw me heading their way,” Noem writes, “they put their cups down, got up and went back to work — in a real hurry.”
Gripping, right? Disturbing, even. Forget Travis and his beloved yellow cur. For a few glorious pages, Noem feels like a Flannery O’Connor character with tax cuts. Honestly, as someone who had to endure all 260 pages of “No Going Back,” I wish Noem had shot more dogs — or me.
Ron Charles reviews books and writes the Book Club newsletter for The Washington Post. He is the book critic for “CBS Sunday Morning.”
As if Old Yeller is speaking from the grave;
Abigail Disney evokes Old Yeller in plea to reject Republicans after Kristi Noem kills dog
Exclusive: great-niece of Walt Disney issues appeal to appalled voters on behalf of Progressive Change Campaign Committee
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/10/kristi-noem-dog-abigail-disney
Evoking the classic Disney tearjerker Old Yeller, in which a family is forced to put down their beloved dog, the US film-maker and campaigner Abigail Disney exhorted voters to oppose the Republican party of Kristi Noem, the South Dakota governor whose story of killing Cricket, a 14-month-old dog, shocked the world and seemingly dynamited her hopes of being Donald Trump’s running mate.
“My great-uncle Walt Disney knew the magic place animals have in the hearts of families everywhere,” Disney wrote in an email released by the Progressive Change Campaign Committee (PCCC) and obtained exclusively by the Guardian.
“When he released Old Yeller, the heart wrenching story stayed with people because no one takes the killing of a family pet lightly.
“At least that’s what I thought until I read about potential Trump VP Kristi Noem shooting her family’s puppy – a story that has shocked so many of us.”......................
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She and Trumpty are a matched set- they make up whatever they want out of whole cloth. I wonder if she has SS protection. I would be totally unsurprised if she was declared "untrainable" and dispatched in the same way as she did her dog.
Perhaps her late dog had not been dewormed and she contracted.........anyway she acts like a worm chowed down on what little nourishment it found.
Who Was RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm? All the Possibilities, Ranked
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Everything we can’t stop loving, hating, and thinking about in pop culture.
Kevin Fallon Senior Editor, Obsessed
Updated May 11, 2024 3:16AM EDT Published May 10, 2024 9:30PM EDT
https://www.thedailybeast.com/what-was-robert-kennedys-brain-worm-all-the-possibilities-ranked?ref=home?ref=home
Possible RFK Brain Worms, Ranked
I, like most of America, have not stopped thinking about the story that doctors found a dead worm in Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.’s brain. It’s a “well, that certainly explains things” anecdote in an era of entirely inexplicable nonsense. This bozo literally had “brain worms,” the catch-all phrase we use for someone whose asinine ideas suggest they are absolutely losing their mind.
Given my obsession with this, when I saw this tweet, I laughed for about two minutes, sent it to each of my four-to-five friends, laughed again each time I pressed “send,” and now am writing about it.
This little guy been driving RFK around??? pic.twitter.com/laluqwBIu6
— Tim Gill (@timgill924) May 8, 2024
The very hungry brain worm 🪱 pic.twitter.com/QQAvuOXIrM
— organizermemes (panda era) (@OrganizerMemes) May 9, 2024
I see white and gold
Keir Johnston who gained fame when a dress his mother-in-law wore caused a global debate over whether it was black and blue or white and gold, has admitted strangling his wife.https://t.co/TravuoJrNB
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) May 11, 2024
Not even for former noncoms let alone former generals.
I don’t believe what Trump posted. I think he will end up picking Haley because of how she has been doing in the primaries even though she dropped out.
This story quickly prompted a Trump post: https://t.co/lph9w5YTQ9 pic.twitter.com/RoYUdWLy3d
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) May 11, 2024
Maybe it never occurred t her that the people she involved in her lies would speak up to refute them?
France's government is disputing a portion of Kristi Noem's book that describes a canceled meeting with French President Emmanuel Macron.
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) May 11, 2024
A representative from the Élysée Palace disputed Noem's account, saying there’s no record of a scheduled meeting, nor was there an invitation…
They should call Flynn back up and then dishonourably discharge him. Is that a thing?
I have nothing to contribute to the discourse. Except maybe this…looking back on the headline that launched a thousand gags, let us raise a glass to the simple, comedic purity of the story as it broke:
R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain
This is all a giant hoax, right?
Brainworms, Dead Puppies, and a Rapist Who Longs For Incest
Friday, May 10th, 2024
by Shower Cap | American Madness Journal | 0 comments
https://showercapblog.com/brainworms-dead-puppies-and-a-rapist-who-longs-for-incest/
Let’s address the elephant in the room. Obviously, all the RFK Jr. brainworm jokes were long gone hours before my Friday night posting time. I don’t have some awesome, worth-the-wait, totally original, unheard RFK Jr. brainworm joke for you. Apologies. For about ten minutes, you delude yourself that no one else will notice the ivermectin bank shot, but who’re you kidding?
Dune jokes. Tequila jokes. Shazam aficionados seized the moment for Mr. Mind. You wouldn’t be reading this if you hadn’t heard five thousand RFK Jr. brainworm jokes by now. I have nothing to contribute to the discourse. Except maybe this…looking back on the headline that launched a thousand gags, let us raise a glass to the simple, comedic purity of the story as it broke:
R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain
Perfect.
Subheadline: “The presidential candidate has faced previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite that he said ate part of his brain.”
Oh, the chaos agent who might just haphazardly swat the souvenir snow globe of American democracy to the floor, shattering it for all time, had an ACTUAL FUCKING WORM living inside his skull, eating parts of his ACTUAL FUCKING BRAIN, until it died, presumably poisoned?
Sounds about right.
I just assume we’re being punished by God at this point.
Golly I hope the brainworm guy doesn’t tip the election to that rapist.
You know the rapist I’m talking about. Always cold, likes to print out chunks of the internet to wave around? You’d recognize him from that interview where he talks about leading the “party of fertilization,” (he’s a branding genius, this rapist) or that time he whined about being cold or maybe that other time he whined about being cold or even that other other time he whined about being cold.
I bet it sucks to be so cold when you’re living through your worst nightmare.
Because that’s what this is, y’know.
When you’re a narcissist, it’s probably not a lot of fun to listen to any woman talk about how unappealing and unsatisfying you are sexually, but imagine how the torment deepens when A) it’s happening during your felony trial and B) the entire planet is watching.
Emasculation on a scale that never would’ve been possible had he not sought and obtained the presidency. That’s some Sophocles shit, right there. For Donald Trump, this is what’s in Room 101.
Of course, he’ll kill us all for witnessing it, given the chance. He’ll finish the oath of office, demand the nuclear football, and mash away at the button with those stubby digits until all life on Earth ends, because it’s the only way he can be sure there’s no one left who knows.
Yeah, Stormy Daniels Week was definitely American history’s dignifiedest yet.
Surprising no one, all the defense could muster was a spiteful burst of slut-shaming, which was revolting enough, but the real dry-heaving started when the story took its inevitable turn down the dank, mildewy alley where all tales of Donald Trump’s sexuality eventually lead: his attraction to his daughter, Ivanka.
Seems like that thought’s never too far from the front of his mind, y’know? He talks about how much he wants to fuck his own daughter…a lot. More than anyone I’ve ever met. Way more. It’s one of the things that makes him such an odd choice to build a cult of personality around, in my opinion.
https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/trumps-lewd-talk-about-daughter-ivanka-in-front-of-white-house-staff-recalled-in-new-book/
And times’re certainly tough for the Children of the Candy Corn, in the blinding glare of the God Emperor’s public degradation. You turn on Fox, and it’s this shame-drenched circle jerk, Jesse Watters moaning about the Dotard’s potential prison gym bod, while Gutfeld paws at his own groin with steel wool, squeaking “he’s a sex god!” Laura Ingraham pacing to and fro in the background, muttering “orange turd” in disgust, stopping periodically to flog Gutfeld.
https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1787644480100749544?s=61
In addition to the courtroom humiliations, everybody’s pointing and laughing at Wee Don’s latest feeble showing against Nikki Haley, but it coulda been worse. Imagine if he’d had to arm-wrestle her.
At least we finally figured out why he’s struggling to stay awake in court. Begging oil executives for bribes can really tucker you out, especially when you’re already woozy from the bronzer fumes.
He needs the money to pay Paul Manafort, y’see. Apparently, everyone’s favorite Kremlin conduit is headed back to the campaign trail, after a lucrative post-pardon stint influence peddling with the Chinese Communist Party. “America first,” though.
Oh, and congrats to Judge Aileen Cannon, on repeating as Trump Org employee of the month! Bet you’re in line for one of the very best parking spots in the Reich to come!
The week’s lowest point was definitely the moment Kristi Noem finally figured out it was within her power to just…stop making media hits. Like Mom unplugging the TV set right in the middle of Darkwing Duck. I watching that, dammit.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/kristi-noem-bailed-on-fox-news-because-of-snow-so-they-nuked-her
Kristi Makes it Worse. Best show on television. Water cooler moment after water cooler moment. “Didja see where Kristi threatened to murder another dog?” “I heard it was the President’s dog!” “It WAS!”
It’s a really specific genre, but there’s a market for this content. Let’s call it Watching a Terrible Person Fail to Extract Their Head From a Bag. James Comer is the Michael Jordan of this. The Excruciatingly Paced Downfall of Rudy Giuliani has already earned a loyal audience, I’m hearing it might even get picked up for another season.
And Kristi’s the star that burned half as long but twice as hilariously. How did she come to believe any of this was going to work out for her? Why draw attention to your puppy homicide at all? HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO GET YOUR HEAD STUCK IN THE BAG IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Turns out, her team tried to talk her out of it, but she was so sure Cricket’s execution would launch her to glory (or at least the NRA) that she would not be deterred. Somehow that certainty held right up until the moment she realized “My God, I’m getting clowned by a fucking Newsmax host,” at which point her soul just…dissipated into the ether. You’ll have to check the Whichever Dakota constitution to see if it’s even legal for a husk to govern the state, I won’t pretend to know. https://www.thedailybeast.com/newsmax-host-rob-finnerty-gets-real-with-kristi-noem-about-her-political-implosion
https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/05/06/kristi-noem-dog-killing-story-00156290
I miss her already.
The veepstakes is all dreary now. Sure, this makes Doug Bugman undisputed Prime Dakotan, but that and five bucks gets you a cup of livestock dewormer. Tim Scott’s an okay groveler, I guess, but I gotta be honest, I don’t see a breakout star.
The Republican-controlled U.S. House of Representatives continues to resemble nothing so much as a Lollapalooza outhouse crammed to bursting with clowns. But not fun clowns. Clowns from Tom Waits songs.
What a fucking madhouse. Chip Roy rails about the elves who want to impose Sharia law but refuse to mend his shoes while he sleeps. https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/chip-roy-sharia-law-abortion-bans-rcna151314
Steve Scalise shouts out increasingly desperate impeachment justifications, like a drunk at an improv show. Mike Collins opines on, wow, a wide variety of topics. Distant shrieks indicate Nancy Mace just flayed the latest wave of
Oh, and Doc Ronny’s under Ethics Committee investigation, allegedly for distributing drugs that illegally enhance one’s ability to tell a drawing of a horsie apart from a drawing of a lion.
https://twitter.com/bidenhq/status/1787521537551085673?s=61
We got all hyped up for Moses v Marj, but the whole thing ultimately lasted about a minute, and her subsequent tantrum got drowned out by brainworm gags. Nice to see MTG on the appropriate end of a heckling for once, though.
Anyway, Mikey’s sure feelin’ himself now that he’s survived a motion to vacate. Throwing his shoulders back when he walks, so everybody gets an eyeful of that Slightly Better Than Kevin McCarthy merit badge. He’s got a new bill that outlaws something that’s already illegal. “That’s okay, baby, I couldn’t pass it anyway! I just wanna demonize some immigrants for a bit, baby! POLITICS!” and then he throws a smoke bomb but he forgets to walk away so he’s still there when the smoke clears.
Over in the Senate, Katie Britt wants a national pregnancy database, which she pinkie swears not to abuse. All she wants is an app that sends her an alert anytime some whore/incubator crosses a state line into a jurisdiction where her bodily autonomy rights are recognized. https://meidasnews.com/news/sen-katie-britt-introduces-bill-to-create-federal-database-of-pregnant-people
Let’s check in on the circus freaks looking to join Katie in Washington, and help her implement her vision, shall we?
I guess Dave McCormick thinks most Pennsylvanians are divorced. Strong Milhouse’s Dad energy with Dave.
In Montana, Tim Sheehy’s filling out his staff with anti-Semites, who get caught liking posts that say shit like “Don’t follow me for my cute cat posting if you can’t stand by me when I deny the Holocaust.”
https://www.axios.com/2024/05/08/montana-tim-sheehy-caleb-oriet-instagram
“Don’t follow me for my cute cat posting if you can’t stand by me when I deny the Holocaust.”
“R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain.”
“New Hampshire Pol Who Called Teens ‘Ripe’ Won’t Apologize to His Haters.”
I am…unnecessary. Obsolete. Out-competed in the absurdity marketplace by the real-world news.
I’ve never encountered a more distressingly flashy meet-cute than When Vivek Ramaswamy Met Ann Coulter. Still, there’s an undeniable sort of incel live-streamer chemistry there, and a certain part of me wants Werner Herzog to document what would surely amount to terrifying copulation, if only for science’s sake, but why don’t we talk about something else? https://thehill.com/video/ann-coulter-to-vivek-ramaswamy-i-wouldn%e2%80%99t-vote-for-you-because-you%e2%80%99re-indian/9679860/
I know everybody’s excited to see Bannon report to prison, but I honestly doubt there’s a cell that can hold him, given all the corrosive secretions.
Kevin McCarthy is definitely living his best life, as an abnormally well-connected and well-funded mosquito, stabbing, for hate’s sake, at the doughiest bits of Matt Gaetz’s anatomy. God knows legislating wasn’t his calling.
Hey, RIP FreedomWorks! Man, remember when the weirdest Republicans were old White people in tricorn hats? You never had to worry about bear spray or zip ties with the Tea Party, y’know?
https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/05/08/freedomworks-is-closing-and-blaming-trump-00156784
On that note, I need a freakin’ beer. And I’m drinking for two tonight! No, Katie Britt, I’m not pregnant, I’m talking about the parasite I invited into my cranium, hoping to obliterate all memory of the last seven years or so, except maybe the ice cream and pro wrestling.
DickMovie with only a 3.4/10 rating
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt30413525/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Fascinating
Except one is only a worm dick.
Little at that
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