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#29554  Sticky Note Daily jokes-- the far side https://www.thefarside.com/ getmoreshares 09/16/21 01:04:44 PM
#30840   Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/18/22 09:17:09 AM
#30839   !!! LOL getmoreshares 05/18/22 07:54:25 AM
#30838   https://youtu.be/K1nGmPSvpNU SkeBallLarry 05/18/22 07:45:13 AM
#30837   https://i.pinimg.com/custom_covers/222x/639440915782152585_1599188471.jpg[/ Giovanni 05/16/22 06:53:04 PM
#30836   forgot the AMEN! getmoreshares 05/16/22 06:14:38 PM
#30835   THAT ain't no Joke! Trinityz1 05/16/22 06:13:46 PM
#30834   Amen! pos_stock_hoarder 05/16/22 05:59:31 PM
#30833   Now I lay me down to sleep getmoreshares 05/16/22 05:31:12 PM
#30832   Yankee Stadium Trinityz1 05/16/22 02:34:12 PM
#30831   yep- couple groaners getmoreshares 05/15/22 11:52:44 AM
#30830   Oh! The pain! :-D pos_stock_hoarder 05/15/22 11:42:47 AM
#30829   There was once a handyman who had a getmoreshares 05/15/22 11:25:34 AM
#30828   A balding man went into a barber’s shop getmoreshares 05/15/22 11:24:36 AM
#30827   Whoever wrote that (or is it whomever) back2basics 05/15/22 10:04:43 AM
#30826   31 Things That You Will NEVER Hear Southern SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/14/22 10:22:30 AM
#30825   !!! getmoreshares 05/13/22 04:55:31 PM
#30824   lol! it's so easy to visualize a little Trinityz1 05/13/22 04:53:02 PM
#30823   LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL oh shit that was good getmoreshares 05/13/22 04:17:48 PM
#30822   So these teens on an overpass over a Trinityz1 05/13/22 03:14:11 PM
#30821   My wife ran away with my best friend. getmoreshares 05/13/22 10:18:08 AM
#30820   When do you kick a midget in the getmoreshares 05/13/22 07:42:41 AM
#30819   The world's older population continues to grow at Giovanni 05/12/22 10:03:13 PM
#30818   An elderly man was driving down I-95. getmoreshares 05/12/22 07:53:42 PM
#30817   LOL! Elvis bit his toenails.... Trinityz1 05/12/22 12:49:43 PM
#30816   could not find the data post! getmoreshares 05/12/22 11:36:20 AM
#30815   The USA number is higher @ 16% if Giovanni 05/12/22 11:30:48 AM
#30814   was thinking the USA number would have been higher! getmoreshares 05/12/22 11:28:01 AM
#30813   8% (covid lowered the average) Giovanni 05/12/22 11:23:55 AM
#30812   Most of us have a bad habit we getmoreshares 05/12/22 10:36:46 AM
#30811   "7%" written by a 90 year old getmoreshares 05/11/22 07:34:54 PM
#30810   I can't wait till I'm old enough to SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/10/22 02:23:45 PM
#30809   A DuPont chemist walks into a pharmacy and SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/08/22 12:02:24 PM
#30808   1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/08/22 11:58:12 AM
#30807   The deer ticks are out in full force.......... SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/08/22 11:57:36 AM
#30806   A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, getmoreshares 05/08/22 10:38:18 AM
#30805   The wife was telling me I need more getmoreshares 05/08/22 10:37:39 AM
#30804   :-D pos_stock_hoarder 05/07/22 01:41:09 PM
#30803   hehe Trinityz1 05/07/22 01:06:02 PM
#30802   After serving for several years in the House getmoreshares 05/07/22 12:38:18 PM
#30801   I was just on the phone with a getmoreshares 05/07/22 12:37:51 PM
#30800   LMAO! Gmenfan 05/06/22 05:03:25 PM
#30799   lol! I removed mine Trinityz1 05/06/22 03:57:43 PM
#30798   My wife asked if she could have a getmoreshares 05/06/22 02:58:04 PM
#30797   A woman was shopping for a new dress getmoreshares 05/06/22 02:57:46 PM
#30796   classic, remember that one....... Trinityz1 05/06/22 09:13:40 AM
#30795   Gorgeous Teacher > SkeBallLarry 05/06/22 07:59:31 AM
#30794   A guy is sitting on a bench downtown Trinityz1 05/05/22 10:43:28 AM
#30793   good one Trinityz1 05/04/22 07:22:43 PM
#30792   2 Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Mustang getmoreshares 05/04/22 04:09:06 PM
#30791   That one took a moment for me. Gmenfan 05/04/22 03:30:34 PM
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