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Daily jokes-- the far side https://www.thefarside.com/ getmoreshares 09/16/21 1:04 PM
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LOL.... Trinityz1 06/02/23 9:17 AM
If two Homeless people are hitting each other pos_stock_hoarder 06/02/23 9:10 AM
Does a homeless person.....get Knock-knock jokes? Trinityz1 06/02/23 9:05 AM
Now THAT'S a palindrome! pos_stock_hoarder 06/02/23 8:20 AM
https://youtu.be/k_rNaqV8B1c SkeBallLarry 06/02/23 8:08 AM
A Nut For A Jar Of Tuna' is Trinityz1 06/01/23 7:17 PM
I was recently invited to go skydiving without SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/01/23 1:52 PM
What happens when two dogs breed in a SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/27/23 9:50 AM
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"Careful, there's poop on the dance floor." SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/24/23 1:35 PM
medical advise for men-- https://twitter.com/JackArnett11/status/1661351742150258689 ???? getmoreshares 05/24/23 10:33 AM
HaHa...I like #13 2morrowsGains 05/24/23 10:18 AM
https://twitter.com/TowingMikes/status/1660818751229673472 getmoreshares 05/23/23 8:24 PM
https://twitter.com/PhilipL47837986/status/1660754609932042240 getmoreshares 05/23/23 3:42 PM
https://twitter.com/QuabbinR/status/1660305830724485121 getmoreshares 05/21/23 7:33 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FwXE_8yaIAADPfm?format=jpg&name=small [tag Giovanni 05/21/23 9:53 AM
New item at South San Francisco Costco, lost Giovanni 05/21/23 9:46 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzwGfP98vGM insert-text-here[/tag Giovanni 05/21/23 9:41 AM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes-- would hurt getmoreshares 05/20/23 3:37 PM
That hurt just watching! Gmenfan 05/20/23 3:33 PM
LMBO! Ouch! pos_stock_hoarder 05/20/23 2:46 PM
https://twitter.com/TheCriticalDri1/status/1659978842268639234 getmoreshares 05/20/23 2:43 PM
https://twitter.com/DaveCarver20/status/1659105744753442816 getmoreshares 05/18/23 8:54 PM
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GOOD ONE getmoreshares 05/15/23 5:13 PM
https://www.tiktok.com/@fatty_daddy/video/7233061876878527790?_t=8cK3ygQPRRT&_r= 2morrowsGains 05/15/23 3:38 PM
https://twitter.com/Buckaro_Banzai/status/1658137675604590593 getmoreshares 05/15/23 12:06 PM
My wife went with me to my doctor’s getmoreshares 05/15/23 10:18 AM
I had a terrible nightmare last night. I SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/15/23 9:47 AM
https://youtu.be/cRiGtHTJb0A SkeBallLarry 05/14/23 7:41 AM
https://twitter.com/Charles02339637/status/1656362151047487490 getmoreshares 05/10/23 3:58 PM
https://twitter.com/1BoysFan/status/1656238163499646976 getmoreshares 05/10/23 7:09 AM
LMNO! pos_stock_hoarder 05/09/23 10:54 PM
https://twitter.com/1BoysFan/status/1656085862759776257 getmoreshares 05/09/23 8:42 PM
LMBO!!!!!!! LOL getmoreshares 05/09/23 5:05 PM
Not that is a LMAO. Gmenfan 05/09/23 5:04 PM
An oldie but still on point! Gmenfan 05/09/23 5:03 PM
A husband and wife were traveling together when getmoreshares 05/08/23 3:51 PM
https://twitter.com/DebLindsay58/status/1655393465188876288 getmoreshares 05/08/23 7:30 AM
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so getmoreshares 05/07/23 9:13 PM
https://twitter.com/hshLauraJ/status/1655268088131248128 getmoreshares 05/07/23 2:22 PM
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I get aroused by erasing pencil drawings. SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/04/23 1:13 PM
Elon Musk's recipe for chicken soup: SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/04/23 1:05 PM
Communication, SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/04/23 12:59 PM
Me: "My wife is missing. She went to SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/04/23 12:58 PM
A proud and confident genius makes a bet SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/04/23 12:56 PM
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