All Stock Rhyme and Request Time

[J.C.N.]

Well in the midst of writing lyrics for a song so when its finished I hope to put it up. We shall see. Think I am going to transition this board to use my talents more.

[J.C.N.]

Valentine's Day "For the very First time".

Maybe you like a bit of wine with your steak
Throw in a nice salad and a few potatoes to bake

Then sit down with your lady or man for this very nice dinner
They will think your quite debonair and a winner

Whatever you do don't forget the Valentine's Day Chocolates/Rose
It will make quite an impression with a special one nose to nose

Never give up on romance or the little things in life
It will blow away those little arguments and silly strife.

Hold hands and walk on the beach every chance you might find
That way the bond you have together will not become a grind.

Look in each others eyes and remember when you first kissed
And take a moment and throw away that petty laundry list

Of grievances you might have found like a sticky note on their shirt
That tends to open a wound that can become infected and hurt

Remember your family and the little ones that have a soft heart
So keep loving one another and never allow little things to tear apart

Your love and affection and what you treasure in life the most
Now your finished with that wonderful dinner so make a life toast

To hold them and hug them and love them no matter what might come
Sometimes it's easy to forget that your mate is heavenly sent from

The one who makes all things and never once made any junk
Why else would we all be family here and so appreciate Monk

As these thoughts are settling in your heart on Valentine's Eve
Remembering I do's and that you once had your heart on your sleeve

You giggled and danced and had a really wonderful time
Letting your heart be soft and gentle like a wind touched chime.

Make sure you do something special for your mate this time around
You just might turn back the clock and your true love again found


02/12/2010 B.J.

[J.C.N.]

Happy New Year. Figured I would test the board to see if the pool is still full and ready for a swim.

[J.C.N.]

There once was a year called 2009
And too some it seemed rather fine.

But alas it was late and taking on water
2010 was breathing down its neck getting much hotter.

Stocks were a mishmash as the year started to end
And charts were looking like they might just bend

Throwing prices for a big nasty loss
Sort of like Farve the Vikings temporary boss

But hold on and wait it's only a few more days
To see what 2010 holds as far as stock gaining ways

Enjoy your New Year celebration and a bit of the bubbly
And that chart and your stock just might do a doubly.

Happy New Year All.

[LoneGrey]

I was nice. I had been wanting to meet them for a long time now.

[J.C.N.]

Likewise. It was nice that you met my good friend Blockman and Monk and a few others.

[LoneGrey]

That would have been great if you could have. I would have been nice meeting you.

[J.C.N.]

Good to hear. Wish I could have been there to meet all of you.

[LoneGrey]

My time at the seminar was fantastic. However, I haven't moved. That was Skunkman I believe and he didn't make the seminar.

[J.C.N.]

How did your move go? And your time at the seminar?

[LoneGrey]

I'm doing well. Cleaning, painting and moving. Not my favorite activities but I guess we all have to do them at sometime.

[J.C.N.]

Just cleaning and painting the house to get it ready for selling and a few other odds and ends lately. Hope your well.

[LoneGrey]

Thanks. I'd been wondering where you have been.

[J.C.N.]

Very nice.

[LoneGrey]

When looking for what one wants to find,
A stanch forward movment and focus; don't look behind,
The horizon is far and much between,
What's passed on by to again never be seen,
Can leave one wandering for years on end,
For what they looked for at first is not at hand,
But by the falling night shadows cast long and sleet,
That cover the eyes for the weary's nights sleep,
Will see in their dreams, the full circle of life,
That what they set off to find had been achieved in their effort and strife.

[J.C.N.]

Need some new inspiration...ha ha.

[Ex Blockman]

Well I have an easy answer for Oblahblah. You know how he wants to steal from hard working, honest individuals to spread the wealth. What he should do is take some common sense and spread that instead. We have enough fertilizer being spread along with our money.

[J.C.N.]

Blockman. Just not enough common sense spread around so the electoral votes would count in the right places.

[Ex Blockman]

Another great one Brent.

But the last verse is factually wrong.

"The press and the political heads forget one thing
The common sense person does not swallow their fake bling. "

Had the masses held some common sense, Oblahblah would
never have been elected. They not only swallow the fake bling,
they continue to drink the Oblahblah Koolaide. Very sad.

[J.C.N.]

Well Nancy Pelosi said the other day
the general public just gets in the way

Pay them taxes and shut right up
And stop whining about your empty cup

George Bush was walking by and I hear him say
Come on over and have lunch Obama and we can play

This place called America the land of the free
Taking our rights away one, two and three.

All in the name of 9/11 and that wonderful FREE health care
Oh you had those FBI agents at your door too,giving you the stare

No complaining and no free rides they say
As these politicians get health care and more than equal pay

What shall we do and what shall we say
Shall we live to fight another day

Taxed to the left and taxed to the far right
Soon our paycheck will fly off in the night

To settle in to the govt led health care chest
Just remember the govt always knows best

What to do with your money as well as mine
They are only spending billions a second at a time

Give up your guns, your freedom and your will
Until you bank account takes a chill kill pill.

What to do since the public voted and spoke
You mean it's impolite to make a political joke

The land of the free is still free to express
Especially the free wheeling talking head press

They spout of their take on all that mattered
and then throw it out for all to get splattered

The press and the political heads forget one thing
The common sense person does not swallow their fake bling.

[BerryBuck]

and another good one. lol.

[J.C.N.]

Well I bought more CDIV stock last week and yesterday
And now we see a PR arrive today

What to do since I bought much lower
Could it be I am greedy and slower

To see the company for what it is
A low float,non gagged sort of biz

I loaded up on CDIV quite a bit
Will it float like a butterfly and be a hit

Never can tell but I sure am not greedy
Have my bills paid so not really needy

Just puttin my money where I think it might grow
I planted my garden with CDIV row after row

You say I am greedy but I will say that I am not
When its over .71 you might call it hot

Off to the eye Doctor since he thinks I lost sight
of the games and the hanky panky from NITE

What to do in this funny silly pinky game
You say I am greedy but I am not quite insane

Put my money on the CDIV horse to win
Lets see if NITE takes it on the chin

[J.C.N.]

Just saw SpongeTech commercial on Versus TV
The company sent a marketing pack previous to me

I tried them once but alas they broke
Not trying for a sideways poke

Just being real about the spongetech sponge
Was not able to finish cleaning the grunge

Off my car since the sponge became two
If you own the stock the best to you

Some say I got a bum rap sponge
at least I didn't take the stockholder plunge

Maybe the marketing product I received
was not what the company wanted to achieve

[J.C.N.]

Here is a rap just for Joda
Don't look underneath for a Code uh.

Doesn't mean I can't do the jail house rap
Turn down the music and clean up that lyrical cr..

I try to get down but at my age it's too much
Maybe loud music and lyrics are out of touch.

You say what!!! As I moon walk cross the stage
Never seen that from one my age

Can wear one glove, two if you like
Don't confuse me with Michael or Spike

What is it you think I can't dew
Break out of this rap minus a crew

Run solo sometimes silent and deep
Beats making noise and lookin all cheap

Lyrics that fall flat instead of stand tall
Rap I hear belongs in the mall

I mean really, you expect me to believe
Some of that rap is like wiping your sleeve

If your going to bring it as some say they can
Use your hankie not sleeve or quit the rap clan

Most stuff can't tell night from day
Turn down the music so we hear what you say

Then bounce words so they resonate like a snare
Cause words exceptional are easy and bare

[J.C.N.]

Ode to Freedom for this 4th of July and beyond.



Like fireworks erupting and lighting up the dark blue sky
We will soon celebrate the meaning and sacrifice of the 4th of July

For our independence, freedom and the cost of liberty
Not just for you but also for me.

We with finality gained our freedom from Great Britain
Based on a resolution of independence written.

John Adams wrote about this freedom to his wife Abigail
How by solemn acts of devotion God Almighty would prevail.

To be commemorated as the day of deliverance he said
To the one true love Abigail that he had wed.

Such strong words and fortitude of sound leadership
Were to allow us from Great Britain's hands to slip.

A nation of freedom rang strong and true over the years
But as we have progressed we may have regressed to a ball of fears.

Darkness and fear where once there was genuine hope
Now we see murder, suicide, pills, alcohol and dope.

Anxiety, stress and debt will rock most any sized boat
Will our country survive, capsize or float.

We overlooked since those early revolutionary days.
When free men and women chose humble actions and ways.

It was true faith in God that our country was born with
Now to hear most everyone talk it was just a myth.

And of course there are books and proof to the contrary
To hear some talk they would rather just bury.


Our heritage and hope in some N.Y. crossword jumbo
Sort of like believing in a flying elephant dumbo.

We must all be politically correct and tolerant they say
For if we utter the wrong words it may ruin a perfect day.

Every person appears to be right and has an opinion
Does that make us just a self serving minion.

So what is the real, honest truth and where do we go.
In our minds eye as we walk through the show.

The matinee show of our life as it plays out in full view
Of the Master, the Savior the one who loves you.

Our fleshly freedom was bought in revolutionary times
For the skin and bones we wear as our body declines.

But what about freedom as we approach our own grave
Are we soon to be eternities slave?

Chained and dragged to go where we wish not to go
Apparently there is a rule that we reap what we sow.

But not to lose heart there really is another wise choice
You see long ago someone else heard your voice.

Before you were born and wrapped in the womb
Another came first and broke open the tomb.

Of death, eternal separation and all that was foretold
But who would be so brazen, so bold

Just an ordinary carpenter by trade who sat on a hill
feeding the 5000 who sat very still.

Listening to words as if they were filled with real life
You see my friend he pulled out the knife.

To make a human sacrifice and set you completely free
He hung and he died on two sticks from a tree.

So freedom has come to every person who will choose
A simple straight forward truth or you can muse.

Muse as in ponder and tally all the various choices
Allowing your head to be filled with a menagerie of many voices.

In the end the strange voices that you hear in your head
Most likely will leave you pretty much dead.


Not mostly dead like in the movie fantasy Princess Bride
But eternally dead because someone lied.

Lied to you its true and they really did not seem to care
As they bold face walked up to you with that cold dark stare.

Into your eyes and feed you that horse hockey line…
Talk back to them you did not, due to a lack of spine.

Your life is in the balance and you have time to choose
Indiana Jones chose wisely instead of singing the eternity blues.

On the 4th of July as we approach this day to celebrate
Will you open to the possibility of the one who you he did create?

If you do your Independence Day will never be the same
Because in eternity forever will be written your name.

[J.C.N.]

Thank you. Hope everyone has a good safe 4th too.

[LoneGrey]

Have a good 4th.

[J.C.N.]

Sounds good. Have a package to mail you and do some grocery shopping so will see you later.

[LoneGrey]

Very good Billy Jack.
When markets are closed I'll be coming back.

[Monk]

YOu know it...

[J.C.N.]

Well haul him over here and lets see if his lessons paid off.

[Monk]

I think that Walker owes us a tu tu dance...

[J.C.N.]

This might call for an old fashioned throw down
I may have to call Rich who is beach bound

We all know who has the honor of pickin those stocks
Me I am in lock down after throwin some rocks

Seems me and a few in the old County Jail
Tried to use steam to open your stock mail

Apparently we got ratted out by a snitch
By the name of Walker who did a little hitch

Up at the Pen he was for a spell
He was release early from what I can tell

Seems he was guilty of just one thing
An informant who like a canary did sing

He told the Warden about your dart board
your stock pickin system and all of your hoard

Me thinks the old saying is quite true
Keep your enemies the closest to you

[Monk]

Sir I could never dream of keeping up with you...

[J.C.N.]

Are you mocking me cause if you are
I will drive over to your house in my car

And it won't be pretty what happens next
Cause my emotions won't let me say it in text

I see what your doing and it just isn't right
might just be time for a good ole fashion fight

Been brewin for days and its not ice tea
The showdown between you and berrybck see

You thought I would face you just man to man
I am must craftier than that and have a new plan

Will pit you against your pals like Walker
Me thinks you are more than a talker

It's blockman you want I see it in your eyes
Seems he undercut you with his crafty stock buys

Don't come crying to me and my shoulder
Maybe you will learn as you get older

True friendship lies in not what you do
So pull out your hankie and blow a boo hoo

My friends are the best and I count you as one
With this last line this ditty is done.

[Monk]

If Stocks are you game...
BillyJack's the name...

[J.C.N.]

Not sure I trust you with your promise and picks
This time last year you were livin in the sticks

I've since pulled up the carpet and swept up the floor
I have a mind to just show you the door

Your name has been stuck in my craw like a fish
You seem to pull stocks out of thin air like a wish

That stock pickin system you bought on ebay
Might as well go in the trash on Tuesday

It seems in your spare time you cannot get enough
of following me around as if your quite tough

Stalking is a crime so get off my back
You will do well to remember not to mess with Billy Jack

[Monk]

Nice start sir... Ipromise when I come by...

I'll sure to leaver carpet nice and dry...

[J.C.N.]

Don't feel like you have to post in rhyme here

I may or may not depending on my mood

Let's talk about stocks too and have fun and enjoy yourselves.

Best to all.

[J.C.N.]

Well slow I be as its quite late
At least I fixed that IBOX mate

Will try to see if I can be a bit more observant
Let me bow to you this humble servant

[jjmoneyman]

Billy Jack is a rhyming sort
he obviously doesn't drink much port

And yes even though I'm a business owner
Bikes are not in my sales corner

Examine my name and you can see
what kind of business relates to me

Old coins, currency, gold and silver
is the one trade, that I deliver

I like green stocks that I am holding
but I tell you no lie, yellow is golden

[J.C.N.]

That jjmoneyman is quite a funny man
Says he hails from Colorado fishin and travelin

His age is 43 from what he put on that profile
Sounds like a man with fashion and style

He likes stocks that go up what a transparent fellow
He seems to like that green color instead of yellow

A business owner that probably sells bikes
Maybe a man who likes mile high hikes

He picks his fruit low after watching it grow
His stock the same way and just lets em go

Maybe he is a man who is quite wise
Or has L2 and that has opened his eyes

I wonder which stock he holds nice and close
waiting to watch just where it goes

Wish this man the best that I can
Appreciate his stopping a bit for a scan

If your a Nugget fan kudos to your team
Me still waiting for that finals Jazz dream

[J.C.N.]

Oh great put more pressure on me to come through
I bet you would paint the IBOX with a rose or two.

[J.C.N.]

Monk is an enigma that is for sure
Throwing his darts as if to cure

That previous portfolio that was not quite robust
Then buying a little of his stocks that we trust

He has done well by you and I consider him friend
You and others as well friends to the very end

I appreciate you blockman how we have stood side by side
We have shown our true colors and never did hide

Just regular guys are the two of us
Add that eatyourshorts,richagain and thus

Many are here on IHUB who do things right
Just the opposite of MM's like NITE

Some day soon blockman my hope and my prayer
Is to go on a cruise with all of us there

We can ride the waves on Oahu's north shore
Enjoy a beach front dinner right after fore

It would be nice to spend time with friends like you
I guess all it takes is a dollar or two

Maybe those dart throws by that foxy guy Monk
are the furtherest thing from self proclaimed junk

Let's get back to you and how is your wife
I bet when things hit she will just love the life

Of no more money issues or calling you home
To get Monk and Walker off of your phone

And that berrybck I saw drinking your Lag
trying to stuff CDIV shares in his bag

Richagain and eats called in the special forces
To take down those CDIV berrybck driven horses

It seems that berrybck had quite a plan
Until that flat on his 72 Van

The officer said that he recovered all the stock
now that berry is behind bars and under key and lock

So what do you think Mr. Blockman my friend
Is this fantasy or will CDIV see .25 plus land?

It's just a stock and really not a bride
So lets hold on just for the ride

Are there others you would care to chat about
Cause I know you got DD on them there's no doubt

Well tomorrow is coming soon and its the last trading day
Of this week so let's really get down and play

[jjmoneyman]

Well I can't do it
but you should get to it
Make the I-box rhyme
quicker than a dime

[Ex Blockman]

Well Billy,

I am sure not a poet
And everyone knows it

So I'll just stick with those Sucky Monk Stocks
So someday, soon, I won't have to lay anymore blocks

[J.C.N.]

For the very first All Stock Rhyme post
My hope is that you will be the first to toast

Yourself in my new found play ground
With information I have dug up or found

All about stocks or maybe about you
Some of the time I may even twist the two

Like a piece of candy I may unwrap you all in fun
Do you like yourself rare,medium or well done?

It is a pleasure to spend just a little time
Writing my cryptic humor all on your dime

So hit me up with a PM or a post
Letting me know you want to be toast-ed

Will do my best to get you under the oven range
Be prepared cause my friends say I am a wee bit strange

My mind works quite a bit out of the box
and sometimes I post without wearing sox

Risky behavior on IHUB its true
At least I am not writing about YOU

Or am I writing about You and your stocks
And how you too dislike pink sox.


You may never know if a post is about you
Until I mention that you wear high heels that are blue

It is all in fun and I may stick mostly to stocks
Of course you never know if I am hiding in your car shocks

I will leave no place uncovered to get the real dirt
But I will refrain from causing you hurt

So let's have some fun and a pleasant good night
Right now I am watching an ESPN2 Ali/Foreman Fight

As I leave you with this very first post
I am not one to stand up and boast

But I did buy some CDIV just a few days ago
And like how the chart seems to have a long way to go

It's only a stock so there will be a new flavor in time
I better quit this post before I run out of rhyme

As I leave you to ponder this very first post
remember don't fall in love with a stock just be it's host.

Remember to let it out at night as you would your favorite pet
So it won't make a mess on your carpet or get it all wet

Hope you enjoy your upcoming July 4th 2009 special day
If you get too bored stop by my board and say hey