For the very first All Stock Rhyme post My hope is that you will be the first to toast Yourself in my new found play ground With information I have dug up or found All about stocks or maybe about you Some of the time I may even twist the two Like a piece of candy I may unwrap you all in fun Do you like yourself rare,medium or well done? It is a pleasure to spend just a little time Writing my cryptic humor all on your dime So hit me up with a PM or a post Letting me know you want to be toast-ed Will do my best to get you under the oven range Be prepared cause my friends say I am a wee bit strange My mind works quite a bit out of the box and sometimes I post without wearing sox Risky behavior on IHUB its true At least I am not writing about YOU Or am I writing about You and your stocks And how you too dislike pink sox. You may never know if a post is about you Until I mention that you wear high heels that are blue It is all in fun and I may stick mostly to stocks Of course you never know if I am hiding in your car shocks I will leave no place uncovered to get the real dirt But I will refrain from causing you hurt So let's have some fun and a pleasant good night Right now I am watching an ESPN2 Ali/Foreman Fight As I leave you with this very first post I am not one to stand up and boast But I did buy some CDIV just a few days ago And like how the chart seems to have a long way to go It's only a stock so there will be a new flavor in time I better quit this post before I run out of rhyme As I leave you to ponder this very first post remember don't fall in love with a stock just be it's host. Remember to let it out at night as you would your favorite pet So it won't make a mess on your carpet or get it all wet Hope you enjoy your upcoming July 4th 2009 special day If you get too bored stop by my board and say hey