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#21282   Warning SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/02/15 12:24:04 PM
#21281   Could be one of the reasons our school mnfats 07/01/15 01:24:18 PM
#21280   I love the sound of groaning in the morning! pos_stock_hoarder 07/01/15 12:37:00 PM
#21279   My son told me he was gay. I SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/01/15 12:17:41 PM
#21278   Medical distinction between Guts and Balls SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/01/15 12:05:47 PM
#21277   A college class was asked to write a SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/30/15 03:00:46 PM
#21276   A guy starts talking to two women in SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/30/15 02:59:50 PM
#21275   A man arrives at the gates of Heaven. mnfats 06/30/15 01:29:54 PM
#21274   A man was seen fleeing down the hall mnfats 06/30/15 01:27:23 PM
#21273   They never get old. Thanks mnfats 06/30/15 01:17:57 PM
#21272   Alabama Priest SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/30/15 11:05:16 AM
#21271   Two guys are on a plane SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/30/15 11:00:53 AM
#21270   A man walks into a bar and notices SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/30/15 10:59:23 AM
#21269   George and the Dragon SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/30/15 10:58:09 AM
#21268   http://assets.amuniversal.com/803f1430f5a20132ec07005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 06/30/15 10:56:08 AM
#21267   Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/29/15 03:48:10 PM
#21266   It all makes sense now, gay marriage and wow_happens28 06/29/15 01:14:03 PM
#21265   A trucker who has been out on the SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/29/15 12:52:00 PM
#21264   Rodney was a pistol! pos_stock_hoarder 06/28/15 10:59:58 PM
#21263   Rodney Dangerfield's Best One-Liners wow_happens28 06/28/15 09:46:22 PM
#21262   A man gets off a plane in Boston mnfats 06/28/15 03:56:34 PM
#21261   Many years ago on a long Trans-Continental flight, mnfats 06/28/15 03:52:07 PM
#21260   Anyone who's ever been to a "teaching hospital" mnfats 06/28/15 03:50:31 PM
#21259   Danny realized he needed to purchase a hearing mnfats 06/28/15 03:48:51 PM
#21258   The guys had been worried about Bob ever mnfats 06/28/15 03:37:49 PM
#21257   He: I'm tired, I'm drunk, and I'm horny. mnfats 06/28/15 03:36:00 PM
#21256   Q: What is the definition of "making love"? mnfats 06/28/15 03:30:01 PM
#21255   http://assets.amuniversal.com/f02596c0db6f0132e245005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 06/28/15 11:42:27 AM
#21254   Six retired Jewish mates were playing poker in SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/28/15 10:37:57 AM
#21253   Tough guy: I bet you're still a Virgin! SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/28/15 10:29:24 AM
#21252   he he he he he wow_happens28 06/27/15 06:30:18 PM
#21251   I was going through airport customs and they SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/27/15 01:13:46 PM
#21250   A preacher said, "Anyone with a special request SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/27/15 01:10:50 PM
#21249   A lawyer boarded an airplane in Baltimore with SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/27/15 01:10:20 PM
#21248   Unintended consequences! pos_stock_hoarder 06/27/15 11:59:51 AM
#21247   At the young age of 5, a bear SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/27/15 10:48:58 AM
#21246   There I was, sitting at the bar and SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/26/15 06:52:30 PM
#21245   A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/26/15 06:49:25 PM
#21244   An atheist was walking through the woods. SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/26/15 08:39:08 AM
#21243   " LOL " .. !! .. another dandy SkeBallLarry 06/25/15 02:26:27 PM
#21242   The other day I went over to a SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/25/15 02:24:09 PM
#21241   Two medical students were walking along the street SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/25/15 02:21:16 PM
#21240   A pair of newlyweds are out for drinks SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/25/15 11:38:33 AM
#21239   Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/25/15 11:37:45 AM
#21238   edit Giovanni 06/25/15 08:31:05 AM
#21237   LMAO!!!!! I'm stealing this one! Gmenfan 06/25/15 07:17:55 AM
#21236   That right there is a FACT! excel 06/24/15 11:36:51 PM
#21235   THE RED PHONE IN HELL George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, iheartweimers 06/24/15 11:22:43 PM
#21234   COUNSELING - SOUTHERN STYLE SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/24/15 12:30:09 PM
#21233   You can tell a lot about a woman... SHORENUFFSTUFF 06/24/15 10:29:55 AM
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