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#20455   The best of SHORENUFFSTUFF one liners-October The 8th Enigma 10/31/14 11:13:11 PM
#20454   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/brokenbrastrap_zps38a75c1d.jpg[/ch mnfats 10/31/14 04:11:08 PM
#20453   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/butt_zps8628ccd2.jpg mnfats 10/31/14 01:13:59 PM
#20452   An oldie: Gmenfan 10/30/14 05:56:41 PM
#20451   An 18 year old Italian girl tells her SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/30/14 10:33:02 AM
#20450   I sent it out too! Pick pick pos_stock_hoarder 10/30/14 10:23:42 AM
#20449   Now that's funny!!! I'm passing this along via e-mail. Gmenfan 10/30/14 05:51:30 AM
#20448   backwoodshome.com/nl/pix/nl1410-h1.jpg excel 10/29/14 11:48:13 PM
#20447   The Italian Wedding Test SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/29/14 08:52:13 PM
#20446   My daughter turns 3 today. Due to our SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/29/14 10:57:35 AM
#20445   SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/29/14 09:34:16 AM
#20444   Warning: Explicit groaner material follows! Proceed pos_stock_hoarder 10/24/14 10:16:28 AM
#20443   This is an oldie but I still laugh Gmenfan 10/23/14 05:20:28 PM
#20442   I had a Mustang back in the day pos_stock_hoarder 10/22/14 10:31:06 PM
#20441   Another thing you can do is catch a Doubloon 10/22/14 08:18:33 PM
#20440   "What? Why am I a part of this?" SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/22/14 12:28:58 PM
#20439   Breaking up is hard to do. SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/22/14 12:17:58 PM
#20438   Safety first. SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/22/14 12:12:04 PM
#20437   At the risk of offending my fans, I SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/22/14 12:00:02 PM
#20436   I think when a transvestite goes missing SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/22/14 11:57:29 AM
#20435   May your mouse traps snap straight and true! pos_stock_hoarder 10/22/14 11:28:43 AM
#20434   Someone I know said that too, about the backtrax 10/22/14 10:38:47 AM
#20433   Peanut butter and an old fashioned spring trap pos_stock_hoarder 10/22/14 10:31:40 AM
#20432   ...not yet. There's no-way your going to find backtrax 10/22/14 10:17:09 AM
#20431   So did ya find the mouse!!?? Gmenfan 10/22/14 10:07:27 AM
#20430   "If Mama ain't Happy, NObody's Happy." backtrax 10/22/14 10:02:35 AM
#20429   I was wondering if this was going to pos_stock_hoarder 10/22/14 09:07:38 AM
#20428   " LOL " .. !! SkeBallLarry 10/22/14 05:25:39 AM
#20427   Aunt Chippie: crudeoil24 10/21/14 09:48:16 PM
#20426   > Subject: The 8th Enigma 10/20/14 07:36:16 PM
#20425   My first car, a 1964 maroon Falcoooooooooon Futura Newhampsha 10/20/14 10:55:28 AM
#20424   Being an old timer I had a hunch Gmenfan 10/20/14 09:39:16 AM
#20423   " LOL " .. !! SkeBallLarry 10/20/14 09:38:28 AM
#20422   I have received many remarkable nature photographs over Newhampsha 10/20/14 09:37:05 AM
#20421   Sometimes women are overly suspicious SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/20/14 08:41:00 AM
#20420   I picked up this chick who said she SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/20/14 08:36:56 AM
#20419   They Walk Among Us! SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/19/14 11:44:52 AM
#20418   As I sit here naked in Hugh Jackman's SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/19/14 11:42:27 AM
#20417   So I admit being computer challenged. I The 8th Enigma 10/18/14 09:04:13 PM
#20416   An explorer in the Amazon suddenly found himself SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/18/14 12:41:50 PM
#20415   On the list of things people fear the SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/18/14 09:37:23 AM
#20414   Dear neighbor SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/17/14 04:10:34 PM
#20413   Politicians only kiss babies because SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/17/14 04:05:32 PM
#20412   Does the 5-second rule still apply in the SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/16/14 03:51:38 PM
#20411   "Diapers are the Last Refuge of the Incontinent!" backtrax 10/15/14 12:59:56 PM
#20410   Does the world really need another rhetorical question? SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/15/14 12:57:55 PM
#20409   You left a note on the fridge saying SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/15/14 12:47:51 PM
#20408   Me? A Procrastinator? SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/15/14 12:39:52 PM
#20407   Why thank you, sir! I was totally unaware SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/15/14 10:40:56 AM
#20406   BOO---LOL The 8th Enigma 10/14/14 06:23:14 PM
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