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Please, not too blue. Remember, our children may be reading these, too. And language...what is "adult language?"...if it is wrong, it is wrong.

Politics are a cause of concern for many who come here to escape the antics of the political playground on the Potomac. As such, politicals should be posted on boards specializing in politics: "The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected."~Will Rogers We've the right to Freedom of Speech, but with rights comes responsibilities. Please be responsible by choosing the right forum / board for politics. JOKES is for laughs, not political propagandizing, please. The main criterion for politically out-of-bounds is (but not necessarily limited to): Jokes in which a candidate or political party is the butt of the joke is off-topic and subject to removal. It may be funny as all get-out, but alas, this isn't a campaign thread and IHub has boards specializing in politics and some anything-goes boards. JOKES is for laughs for the masses and humor for all who bless us with their presence.

Not only jokes, but if you have something uplifting that may lighten the load or brighten the day, feel free to post it.

Have something ironic or thought provoking?

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#20532   A Helicopter pilot walks into a bar and The 8th Enigma 11/22/14 10:51:14 AM
#20531   A guy, who was not feeling well, went The 8th Enigma 11/22/14 10:35:28 AM
#20530   A woman comes home with a crystal ball SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/20/14 11:16:03 AM
#20529   I just ordered a chicken and an egg SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/19/14 04:04:58 PM
#20528   This morning ISIS and the Muslim Brotherhood warned Pro-Life 11/18/14 10:43:33 PM
#20527   A Sargeant goes to a cat house SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/18/14 04:12:18 PM
#20526   What Movies Have Taught Us: SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/18/14 04:10:45 PM
#20525   Dear Santa SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/18/14 11:14:12 AM
#20524   words of wisdom? SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/18/14 11:03:48 AM
#20523   With a seductive voice the wife asks the SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/18/14 11:01:43 AM
#20522 pos_stock_hoarder 11/18/14 09:48:01 AM
#20521   LMBO! pos_stock_hoarder 11/18/14 09:01:54 AM
#20520   " LOL " .. !! . now THAT's SkeBallLarry 11/18/14 08:57:35 AM
#20519 The 8th Enigma 11/18/14 08:51:09 AM
#20518   >>>>>>>> SkeBallLarry 11/18/14 08:14:09 AM
#20517   A word to the wise ain't necessary - SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/17/14 09:33:09 AM
#20516   You're An EXTREME Redneck When... The 8th Enigma 11/17/14 08:51:11 AM
#20515   "Lexophile" is a word used to describe those pos_stock_hoarder 11/16/14 05:28:11 PM
#20514   Over-excited, backtrax 11/16/14 12:35:28 PM
#20513   Animal testing, Good or Bad? backtrax 11/16/14 12:34:20 PM
#20512   "Doctor, doctor, will this ointment you've given me SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/16/14 08:19:11 AM
#20511   Sorta, Babtism photo-shoot. backtrax 11/15/14 08:16:53 PM
#20510   Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/15/14 07:57:07 PM
#20509   A very clever man. mnfats 11/15/14 04:23:23 PM
#20508   He probably shouldn't have said that. lol mnfats 11/15/14 02:16:28 PM
#20507   A family went to the circus. SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/14/14 08:30:45 PM
#20506   There was a virgin who was going out SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/14/14 08:26:25 PM
#20505   The Italian Spelling Bee! pos_stock_hoarder 11/14/14 05:30:01 PM
#20504   LMAO!!! Gmenfan 11/14/14 03:32:43 PM
#20503[/ backtrax 11/14/14 12:28:05 PM
#20502   Man Killed on Golf Course . . . The 8th Enigma 11/14/14 10:09:20 AM
#20501   Depending on your orientation... dffhogs 11/13/14 05:06:56 PM
#20500   A man at a retirement home was walking SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/13/14 01:23:00 PM
#20499   A guy starts talking to two women in SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/13/14 01:20:41 PM
#20498   I was planning to get a flu shot SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/13/14 01:18:56 PM
#20497   I accidentally took a woman's multi-vitamin this SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/12/14 09:49:51 AM
#20496   My kids are mad at me because I SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/12/14 09:40:38 AM
#20495   My wife said to me, SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/12/14 09:21:44 AM
#20494   REALLY loved that last one! pos_stock_hoarder 11/11/14 01:05:47 PM
#20493   A man is in a hotel lobby. He SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/11/14 11:26:12 AM
#20492   An elderly couple had been dating for some SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/11/14 11:22:13 AM
#20491 Cheeky Kid 11/11/14 10:36:09 AM
#20490   That's no joke it's the TRUTH!!! excel 11/10/14 05:57:39 PM
#20489   The first honest cable company The 8th Enigma 11/10/14 05:54:44 PM
#20488   You've seen it in all the commercials...but what SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/10/14 02:17:04 PM
#20487   My attorney earns from my mistakes... SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/10/14 02:14:32 PM
#20486   thx Newhampsha 11/07/14 08:28:27 AM
#20485   OK, Here you go. SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/06/14 03:28:00 PM
#20484   Well, I was missing VT. LOL Newhampsha 11/06/14 03:15:56 PM
#20483   That's all I got for you today. Go SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/06/14 02:06:33 PM