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Not only jokes, but if you have something uplifting that may lighten the load or brighten the day, feel free to post it.

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#19641   This strip mall certainly is misleading, SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/17/14 02:38:51 PM
#19640   I always laugh when people say, SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/17/14 02:27:31 PM
#19639   The chicken or the egg? SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/17/14 10:40:13 AM
#19638   I think we had a guy promising this Newhampsha 04/17/14 10:31:10 AM
#19637   THE JEWISH QUARTERBACK Newhampsha 04/17/14 09:41:49 AM
#19636   I give up. What is vitamin P ? SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/16/14 11:19:45 PM
#19635   Nah, my wife will vouch for my classlessness. SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/16/14 11:18:09 PM
#19634   Nope, those words you can't trust them, believe the_8th 04/16/14 09:58:13 PM
#19633   Beer is good for you. PappaJohn 04/16/14 09:56:53 PM
#19632   Them words are sneaky like that. SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/16/14 09:45:15 PM
#19631   Keep them coming Shore, my signature at the the_8th 04/16/14 09:41:25 PM
#19630   Will do. SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/16/14 09:26:18 PM
#19629   LOL, OK, let me know if you need Flobewan 04/16/14 09:25:26 PM
#19628   Too much beer tonight and will work on SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/16/14 09:23:48 PM
#19627   Click on More Tools, then My Image Gallery. Flobewan 04/16/14 09:19:24 PM
#19626   Thanks. I got to learn how to post SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/16/14 09:15:18 PM
#19625 PappaJohn 04/16/14 09:00:04 PM
#19624   A treasure trove of them! pos_stock_hoarder 04/16/14 04:21:19 PM
#19623   Far side cartoons Flobewan 04/16/14 02:38:31 PM
#19622   Now that 1 in every 3 people cheats SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/16/14 12:46:44 PM
#19621   Greeting Cards You'll Never See SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/16/14 10:19:09 AM
#19620   The owner of a small deli was being excel 04/15/14 05:47:55 PM
#19619   The Clintons and the Obamas were having dinner SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/15/14 02:30:52 PM
#19618   so this guy goes to the doctor. SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/15/14 02:24:30 PM
#19617   So this lady, she walks by a pet SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/15/14 02:23:40 PM
#19616   Just for today. SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/15/14 02:21:30 PM
#19615   My girlfriend wanted a serious relationship SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/15/14 02:19:09 PM
#19614   Why Teachers DRINK kumqwatt 04/14/14 04:25:04 PM
#19613   We you just destroyed a few wet dreams. mnfats 04/14/14 12:33:34 PM
#19612   How did the blonde die drinking milk? SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/14/14 10:34:30 AM
#19611   A man walks into a bar with a SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/14/14 10:29:09 AM
#19610   A man goes to a bar with his SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/14/14 10:28:00 AM
#19609   A blonde had just totaled her car in SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/14/14 10:26:58 AM
#19608   A man drinks a shot of whiskey every SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/14/14 10:25:47 AM
#19607   My dad told me if I didn't stop SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/14/14 10:23:50 AM
#19606   A guy walks into a bar with a SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/14/14 10:20:56 AM
#19605   Only in the movies will you see: SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/14/14 10:17:50 AM
#19604   What does Kodak film have in common with SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/14/14 10:16:36 AM
#19603   The Woman Song! pos_stock_hoarder 04/13/14 11:06:54 PM
#19602   The Man Song! pos_stock_hoarder 04/13/14 11:04:11 PM
#19601   What is Victoria's Secret? PappaJohn 04/13/14 05:58:40 PM
#19600   Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge mnfats 04/13/14 03:34:13 PM
#19599 mnfats 04/13/14 03:22:00 PM
#19598   In Hazard County, KY, a 13 year old mnfats 04/13/14 03:12:47 PM
#19597   I had a really bad day. First, my mnfats 04/13/14 03:11:11 PM
#19596   There was a knock on the door this mnfats 04/12/14 03:56:06 PM
#19595   An Indian brave returns from a scouting trip mnfats 04/12/14 03:53:40 PM
#19594   Found a bag of pot in my son's mnfats 04/12/14 03:43:27 PM
#19593   A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old mnfats 04/12/14 03:36:27 PM
#19592[/i pos_stock_hoarder 04/11/14 11:23:25 AM