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Please, not too blue. Remember, our children may be reading these, too. And language...what is "adult language?"...if it is wrong, it is wrong.

Politics are a cause of concern for many who come here to escape the antics of the political playground on the Potomac. As such, politicals should be posted on boards specializing in politics: "The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected."~Will Rogers We've the right to Freedom of Speech, but with rights comes responsibilities. Please be responsible by choosing the right forum / board for politics. JOKES is for laughs, not political propagandizing, please. The main criterion for politically out-of-bounds is (but not necessarily limited to): Jokes in which a candidate or political party is the butt of the joke is off-topic and subject to removal. It may be funny as all get-out, but alas, this isn't a campaign thread and IHub has boards specializing in politics and some anything-goes boards. JOKES is for laughs for the masses and humor for all who bless us with their presence.

Not only jokes, but if you have something uplifting that may lighten the load or brighten the day, feel free to post it.

Have something ironic or thought provoking?

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#20705   "Have you been drinking?" SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/31/15 11:45:00 AM
#20704   ~ ~ ~ Off To The Pharmacy ~ SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/30/15 11:42:17 AM
#20703   A small boy named Bruce lived in a SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/30/15 11:37:29 AM
#20702   :-) pos_stock_hoarder 01/30/15 09:36:09 AM
#20701   Why DID the chicken cross the road? excel 01/30/15 12:44:14 AM
#20700   A flight attendant on a United Air Lines mnfats 01/29/15 02:33:24 PM
#20699   Thanks Larry. mnfats 01/29/15 02:31:19 PM
#20698   My wife asked me, SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/29/15 02:18:21 PM
#20697   Now dat's a good one, Fats .. !! SkeBallLarry 01/29/15 02:12:25 PM
#20696   Q. How do you know when you're living mnfats 01/29/15 02:12:09 PM
#20695   Two brothers have a lifelong dream to immigrate SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/29/15 02:03:30 PM
#20694   "Did you read about that 67 year old mnfats 01/29/15 01:55:44 PM
#20693   Grandmas are smart excel 01/29/15 10:03:35 AM
#20692   A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/28/15 11:45:27 AM
#20691   I have sexdaily, I mean dyslexia SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/28/15 09:01:36 AM
#20690   Great board!!! PLUTUS 01/27/15 09:22:35 PM
#20689 ProfitChaser 01/27/15 09:20:36 PM
#20688   That's pretty cool Flobewan 01/27/15 01:39:57 PM
#20687 02opida 01/27/15 01:34:18 PM
#20686   I was talking to my granddad earlier, SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/27/15 12:46:14 PM
#20685   A flasher was going to retire SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/27/15 11:25:12 AM
#20684   When everybody on earth was dead and waiting SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/26/15 01:34:54 PM
#20683   A guy in a bar was so drunk SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/26/15 11:17:36 AM
#20682   Be carefull when drinking SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/25/15 12:32:10 PM
#20681   Italian Confession The 8th Enigma 01/25/15 10:43:12 AM
#20680   Someone out there Must be "deadly" at Scrabble. The 8th Enigma 01/24/15 07:23:53 PM
#20679   " LOL " .. !! SkeBallLarry 01/24/15 12:54:56 PM
#20678   In China today, a man harvesting rice was SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/24/15 11:04:18 AM
#20677   Two prostitutes were riding around town with a SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/24/15 10:46:26 AM
#20676   A farmer went to a local pub and SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/24/15 08:47:28 AM
#20675   The blind date SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/23/15 10:01:44 AM
#20674   Super Bowl Commercial > SkeBallLarry 01/23/15 09:18:20 AM
#20673   The Buttocks A married couple was in a terrible accident SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/21/15 12:41:52 PM
#20672   A police officer made the mistake of arresting SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/21/15 10:41:18 AM
#20671   My kid said he was gonna jump off SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/20/15 01:45:05 PM
#20670   I’ve received many remarkable nature photographs over the excel 01/20/15 12:55:57 AM
#20669   Nature has many laws that hold fast and true. mnfats 01/19/15 01:53:38 PM
#20668   “American Sniper' won the weekend box office, taking SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/19/15 12:59:51 PM
#20667   A friend of mine was in The Villages, The 8th Enigma 01/18/15 10:43:13 PM
#20666   LOLOLOL!! It could happen... janice shell 01/18/15 01:41:52 PM
#20665   Sad, but funny, but some truth in that The 8th Enigma 01/18/15 11:21:33 AM
#20664   Power Outage.... SkeBallLarry 01/18/15 09:13:19 AM
#20663   What has thirty-seven teeth and is twenty-eight feet long? Dr PeteRose MLB 01/17/15 12:52:23 PM
#20662   "My name will live forever!" - Anonymous SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/16/15 01:03:55 PM
#20661   I finally figured out where Pharrell Williams got illegal_alias 01/15/15 01:25:52 PM
#20660   THE ORIGIN OF PROFILING excel 01/14/15 08:51:56 PM
#20659   The drunker I get, the more dance moves SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/14/15 12:54:32 PM
#20658 pos_stock_hoarder 01/14/15 10:19:55 AM
#20657   LOL! excel 01/13/15 04:38:27 PM
#20656   My daughter will be learning to drive in pos_stock_hoarder 01/13/15 04:32:54 PM