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Please, not too blue. Remember, our children may be reading these, too. And language...what is "adult language?"...if it is wrong, it is wrong.

Politics are a cause of concern for many who come here to escape the antics of the political playground on the Potomac. As such, politicals should be posted on boards specializing in politics: "The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected."~Will Rogers We've the right to Freedom of Speech, but with rights comes responsibilities. Please be responsible by choosing the right forum / board for politics. JOKES is for laughs, not political propagandizing, please. The main criterion for politically out-of-bounds is (but not necessarily limited to): Jokes in which a candidate or political party is the butt of the joke is off-topic and subject to removal. It may be funny as all get-out, but alas, this isn't a campaign thread and IHub has boards specializing in politics and some anything-goes boards. JOKES is for laughs for the masses and humor for all who bless us with their presence.

Not only jokes, but if you have something uplifting that may lighten the load or brighten the day, feel free to post it.

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#21720   I once got a job answering other SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/27/15 03:40:49 PM
#21719   I think my doctor really likes my choice SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/27/15 12:23:18 PM
#21718   Thanksgiving, the only day you can get away SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/27/15 12:15:56 PM
#21717   A man was looking for a place to basserdan 11/27/15 11:31:01 AM
#21716   Rodney on the Johnny Carson show in 1983 basserdan 11/26/15 06:38:56 PM
#21715   A blonde man is in the bathroom and SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/26/15 09:03:06 AM
#21714   Ole vas a huntin’ geese up in da Gmenfan 11/25/15 03:59:16 PM
#21713   My Cousin Looks just like a cross between SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/25/15 01:32:12 PM
#21712   A female CNN journalist heard about a SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/25/15 10:16:14 AM
#21711   A Hotel guest calls the front desk SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/25/15 10:12:07 AM
#21710   A Stockbroker goes to prison SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/25/15 10:10:52 AM
#21709   He literally had a million of them! pos_stock_hoarder 11/25/15 09:21:33 AM
#21708   Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield basserdan 11/25/15 08:20:18 AM
#21707   Only in Canada... illegal_alias 11/24/15 10:13:16 PM
#21706   Daily Snort Snort... An Irishman is drinking in a iheartweimers 11/24/15 01:34:17 PM
#21705   They've finally found a cure for SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/24/15 12:52:42 PM
#21704   Need to share that with the Crips and Bloods illegal_alias 11/24/15 09:31:21 AM
#21703   So, when someone tries to get in the Gmenfan 11/24/15 09:24:47 AM
#21702   21 Badly Placed Adverts Guaranteed To Make You Chuckle Gmenfan 11/24/15 07:48:24 AM
#21701   That's funny!! Gmenfan 11/24/15 06:12:24 AM
#21700   Cat's Cradle illegal_alias 11/23/15 08:20:39 PM
#21699   I just watched the uncut version of Scarface. SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/23/15 12:16:39 PM
#21698   Good batch. SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/23/15 11:59:41 AM
#21697 Giovanni 11/23/15 10:54:46 AM
#21696   Wat Da Phuc? basserdan 11/23/15 08:58:15 AM
#21695   Subject: uh, well better left unsaid wow_happens28 11/23/15 08:56:18 AM
#21694   A few days ago I was tail ended SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/22/15 10:12:33 AM
#21693   A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/22/15 08:33:59 AM
#21692   The toughest time for bakers SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/21/15 12:49:14 PM
#21691   Lame Joke of the Day!!!! SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/21/15 11:26:26 AM
#21690   An oldie: Gmenfan 11/20/15 03:47:49 PM
#21689   That first one was just wrong..... :-) Gmenfan 11/20/15 03:32:12 PM
#21688   LOL... Gmenfan 11/20/15 03:30:27 PM
#21687   When Hugh Hefner dies… SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/20/15 02:48:15 PM
#21686   Top Ten List SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/20/15 01:55:17 PM
#21685   Imagine my joy when I was getting out SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/20/15 01:52:49 PM
#21684   Subject: Reunions nwsailor 11/20/15 12:08:12 PM
#21683 Giovanni 11/19/15 02:51:10 PM
#21682   Forty-six percent of women surveyed answered mnfats 11/19/15 02:43:45 PM
#21681 Giovanni 11/19/15 02:39:41 PM
#21680   Of course it's all true. mnfats 11/19/15 02:28:53 PM
#21679   Car wreck! SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/18/15 01:57:26 PM
#21678   I went into a bar and all the SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/18/15 01:55:00 PM
#21677   My dad wore the pants in the family SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/18/15 01:52:11 PM
#21676   Food for Thought SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/18/15 09:53:20 AM
#21675   " THAT is priceless .. !!! SkeBallLarry 11/18/15 05:31:33 AM
#21674   Hey, I'm from Minnesota wow_happens28 11/17/15 05:29:41 PM
#21673   LMAO! Good one! pos_stock_hoarder 11/17/15 05:08:37 PM
#21672   Gonzales, Gonzales wow_happens28 11/17/15 04:43:47 PM
#21671   Taking it like a man. SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/17/15 03:20:10 PM