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Not only jokes, but if you have something uplifting that may lighten the load or brighten the day, feel free to post it.

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#20148   Speaking of Airplanes > SkeBallLarry 07/31/14 03:21:56 PM
#20147   Mary: So after several minutes of heavy making-out, mnfats 07/31/14 02:12:32 PM
#20146   When a man told his neighbor he was mnfats 07/31/14 02:10:36 PM
#20145   That's just nuts!!!!! mnfats 07/31/14 01:58:26 PM
#20144   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/sun_zps4a3bd2bd.jpg mnfats 07/31/14 01:56:05 PM
#20143   I used to be a freelance journalist, SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/31/14 11:36:17 AM
#20142   Yes, I rescued a seagull, taught it karate SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/30/14 01:50:07 PM
#20141   I think semi-colons have gotten a bad rap. SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/30/14 01:35:40 PM
#20140   My favorite kind of math is adding insult SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/30/14 01:29:00 PM
#20139   This sign says “IMPROV,” SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/30/14 10:05:08 AM
#20138   Hillary talks about concussion>> SkeBallLarry 07/30/14 09:14:57 AM
#20137   A bicycle can't stand on its own because SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/29/14 02:56:24 PM
#20136   WOW! SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/29/14 09:01:15 AM
#20135   When Burying a Terrorist, You Might Want to kumqwatt 07/28/14 10:05:38 PM
#20134   Quote - Woody Allen the_8th 07/28/14 10:01:13 PM
#20133   Yeah ... What's so bad about guano? Gmenfan 07/28/14 04:50:09 PM
#20132   I wonder how batshit got such a bad rap. SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/28/14 04:06:04 PM
#20131   Quote - “Certainly it constitutes bad the_8th 07/28/14 04:04:28 PM
#20130   A young man looking for work decides to Gmenfan 07/28/14 02:22:32 PM
#20129   Condom Company Slogans... SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/28/14 01:15:18 PM
#20128   Group Therapy... SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/28/14 01:12:19 PM
#20127   A Girls First Time..... SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/28/14 01:10:26 PM
#20126   This woman is driving into a small town SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/28/14 01:02:50 PM
#20125   So the suicide hotline is only for prevention SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/28/14 12:12:17 PM
#20124   After his day's sightseeing, SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/28/14 11:07:41 AM
#20123   A woman has twins, SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/28/14 11:06:22 AM
#20122   That would be my luck! Gmenfan 07/28/14 06:14:38 AM
#20121   Terii > SkeBallLarry 07/28/14 05:35:39 AM
#20120   LOL! Fair is Fair! lacymarie 07/27/14 07:01:39 PM
#20119   The Hookers' Union Flobewan 07/27/14 06:37:26 PM
#20118   A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon mnfats 07/27/14 02:36:40 PM
#20117   A man and his wife were going on mnfats 07/27/14 02:28:12 PM
#20116   A woman confided to her girlfriend, "My ex-husband mnfats 07/27/14 02:26:44 PM
#20115   Everybody keeps saying that women are smarter than mnfats 07/27/14 02:25:59 PM
#20114   Way too funny!!! Thanks mnfats 07/27/14 02:04:31 PM
#20113   Thanks a lot bathroom doors SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/27/14 11:29:10 AM
#20112   A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten excel 07/26/14 03:09:13 PM
#20111   The Most Interesting Word in the English Language the_8th 07/26/14 02:13:33 PM
#20110   Political Jokes Newhampsha 07/25/14 03:12:50 PM
#20109   What happens if you drink white wine with SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/25/14 01:05:25 PM
#20108   It all started yesterday when I had to SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/25/14 12:55:02 PM
#20107   I started out with nothing SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/24/14 12:13:00 PM
#20106   My boss is so short, his hair smells SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/24/14 12:05:23 PM
#20105   The biggest difference between my wife and a SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/24/14 09:39:20 AM
#20104   My Reality Check bounced. SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/22/14 02:57:25 PM
#20103   Dear optimist, pessimist and realist: Thank you SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/22/14 02:49:35 PM
#20102   Cop failed me on the sobriety test even SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/22/14 11:30:42 AM
#20101   Burt Reynolds Negotiating with God the_8th 07/21/14 11:19:43 PM
#20099   Are people more violently opposed to fur rather SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/21/14 02:26:12 PM