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#21431   http://www.arcamax.com/newspics/127/12745/1274588.gif pos_stock_hoarder 08/28/15 09:13:15 AM
#21430   Dear Clorox, I am writing to say what SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/26/15 01:28:35 PM
#21429   I wish all my electronics SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/26/15 12:41:08 PM
#21428   I was hanging on for dear life. As SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/25/15 12:49:23 PM
#21427   POLITICAL JOKES GET ELECTED wow_happens28 08/24/15 05:50:12 PM
#21426   A feisty 70-year-old woman had to call a excel 08/24/15 02:47:49 PM
#21425   My wife accused me of overcomplicating things. I SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/23/15 02:24:04 PM
#21424   An absolute classic! I die laughing every pos_stock_hoarder 08/23/15 10:33:16 AM
#21423   Been a while since I heard this. Enjoy! excel 08/23/15 12:10:10 AM
#21422   http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lruac96lFL1qks7w3o1_1280.jpg pos_stock_hoarder 08/22/15 08:55:40 PM
#21421   Red Bull and Vodka… < SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/21/15 08:34:04 AM
#21420   As I am entering a new-relationship,lol. Thanks wow_happens28 08/20/15 10:57:52 PM
#21419   It's an oldie. SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/20/15 10:47:36 PM
#21418   BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOL wow_happens28 08/20/15 09:39:27 PM
#21417   A man pulled off a daring heist of SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/20/15 09:30:59 PM
#21416   http://assets.amuniversal.com/a7d076801f4e0133fbbc005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 08/20/15 10:41:29 AM
#21415   LMAO!!! Gmenfan 08/19/15 02:42:58 PM
#21414   http://www.pmslweb.com/the-blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/38-R2D2-on-meth. pos_stock_hoarder 08/19/15 02:39:42 PM
#21413   That's a good question! pos_stock_hoarder 08/19/15 02:32:17 PM
#21412   http://assets.amuniversal.com/7f42cfd01c290133fa60005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 08/19/15 12:54:41 PM
#21411   What does idk stand for? SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/19/15 10:23:01 AM
#21410   Obesity SNACKS up on you. wow_happens28 08/19/15 08:48:54 AM
#21409   images.investorshub.advfn.com/images/uploads/2015/8/19/dfjij11921668_1020 ProfitChaser 08/19/15 08:28:17 AM
#21408   I had to quit my job. SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/18/15 12:41:02 PM
#21407   Hoo boy! Got any Chips Ahoy? pos_stock_hoarder 08/18/15 10:04:56 AM
#21406   LOL! I need that for my son. excel 08/17/15 12:21:11 PM
#21405   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zEH5GxPNO8 SkeBallLarry 08/17/15 11:41:10 AM
#21404   I recently received a photo summons. SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/17/15 11:00:04 AM
#21403   ROTFLMAO Flobewan 08/14/15 07:51:25 PM
#21402   After an excitingly hot 69 position Giovanni 08/14/15 07:16:24 PM
#21401   I threatened to leave SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/14/15 12:32:21 PM
#21400   How to handle telemarketers... SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/14/15 12:15:40 PM
#21399   Loved his movie The Princess and the Pirate! Gmenfan 08/14/15 07:45:02 AM
#21398   You all talking about the good ones. excel 08/13/15 10:51:50 PM
#21397   Hope was definitely the "King of Comedy" until wow_happens28 08/13/15 08:57:14 PM
#21396   He was a class act. pos_stock_hoarder 08/13/15 08:51:22 PM
#21395   Bob Hope Special August 12, 1944 'Somewhere In wow_happens28 08/13/15 08:41:51 PM
#21394   He was quite the entertainer. jcamp 08/13/15 07:40:47 PM
#21393   Do you remember Bob Hope? You'll enjoy this. SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/13/15 03:56:50 PM
#21392   Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/13/15 11:02:22 AM
#21391   Joe, a notoriously bad golfer, hits his ball excel 08/13/15 09:14:38 AM
#21390   My girlfriend and I are having a disagreement. SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/12/15 02:59:04 PM
#21389   The recruitment counselor SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/10/15 02:11:12 PM
#21388   The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/10/15 02:05:43 PM
#21387   http://assets.amuniversal.com/904340001c260133fa5e005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 08/10/15 01:33:22 PM
#21386   London cab driver's answer to a request from mr40 08/09/15 01:28:57 PM
#21385   I'd like to personally thank the person who SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/09/15 11:51:21 AM
#21384   In many instances, I wish I'd taken Rat's advice!!!! pos_stock_hoarder 08/08/15 10:46:36 AM
#21383   The invisible man married the invisible woman... SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/08/15 08:59:08 AM
#21382   I know ... Wish he's make a come back. Gmenfan 08/06/15 12:04:21 PM
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