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Please, not too blue. Remember, our children may be reading these, too. And language...what is "adult language?"...if it is wrong, it is wrong.

Politics are a cause of concern for many who come here to escape the antics of the political playground on the Potomac. As such, politicals should be posted on boards specializing in politics: http://www.investorshub.com/boards/boards.asp?cat_id=123 "The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected."~Will Rogers We've the right to Freedom of Speech, but with rights comes responsibilities. Please be responsible by choosing the right forum / board for politics. JOKES is for laughs, not political propagandizing, please. The main criterion for politically out-of-bounds is (but not necessarily limited to): Jokes in which a candidate or political party is the butt of the joke is off-topic and subject to removal. It may be funny as all get-out, but alas, this isn't a campaign thread and IHub has boards specializing in politics and some anything-goes boards. JOKES is for laughs for the masses and humor for all who bless us with their presence.

Not only jokes, but if you have something uplifting that may lighten the load or brighten the day, feel free to post it.

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#20104   My Reality Check bounced. SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/22/14 02:57:25 PM
#20103   Dear optimist, pessimist and realist: Thank you SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/22/14 02:49:35 PM
#20102   Cop failed me on the sobriety test even SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/22/14 11:30:42 AM
#20101   Burt Reynolds Negotiating with God the_8th 07/21/14 11:19:43 PM
#20099   Are people more violently opposed to fur rather SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/21/14 02:26:12 PM
#20098   Hard to believe that 45 years ago this SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/21/14 10:13:29 AM
#20097   This weekend I'm attending an animal rights barbecue. SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/20/14 08:53:27 AM
#20096   A woman went to the doctor's office where excel 07/18/14 09:04:31 PM
#20095   There once was a successful rancher who died swanlinbar 07/18/14 04:26:08 PM
#20094   Two good ol' boys in a Tennessee trailer SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/18/14 12:18:42 PM
#20093   A closed mouth gathers no foot. SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/18/14 12:14:56 PM
#20092   The average power nap is 20 minutes. SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/18/14 11:59:17 AM
#20091   I live on a one-way dead-end street. SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/17/14 03:44:55 PM
#20090   Pretty sure that this milk is expired. SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/17/14 03:41:00 PM
#20089   Sometimes I put my hands on the floor, SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/17/14 03:34:52 PM
#20088   pulled over, backtrax 07/16/14 11:57:20 PM
#20087   An old man was wondering if his wife excel 07/16/14 10:17:32 PM
#20086   Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/16/14 04:26:54 PM
#20085   Never trust a homeless person selling warm lemonade. SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/15/14 10:01:29 AM
#20084   Depression Game, backtrax 07/15/14 09:32:55 AM
#20083   Germany defeated Argentina... SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/14/14 05:41:32 PM
#20082   Only a farm kid would see it this way! SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/14/14 05:40:13 PM
#20081   Whe she says "Im Fine", it really means... backtrax 07/14/14 11:41:42 AM
#20080   Can't take a compliment.. backtrax 07/14/14 11:39:40 AM
#20079   I'm a kleptomaniac. SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/14/14 11:27:31 AM
#20078   A lady come home and caught her husband mnfats 07/13/14 03:07:01 PM
#20077   A man comes home from a long business SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/12/14 10:30:16 AM
#20076   White Fang and Soupy Sales.... pos_stock_hoarder 07/11/14 11:29:59 PM
#20075   English assignment 15for2 07/11/14 04:54:15 PM
#20074   Little Johnny swanlinbar 07/11/14 04:09:23 PM
#20073   Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. swanlinbar 07/11/14 04:06:41 PM
#20072   I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/11/14 01:04:41 PM
#20071   A message to all virgins...thanks for nothing. SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/11/14 11:12:11 AM
#20070   OK so this man met up with his SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/11/14 11:07:51 AM
#20069   Two Alabama cops driving down the highway. SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/11/14 11:05:49 AM
#20068   Little girl out riding her bike. SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/11/14 11:04:40 AM
#20067   Terrible accident scene in Alabama. Cop's walking along, SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/11/14 11:03:24 AM
#20066   You can tell a lot about a person SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/11/14 10:58:29 AM
#20065   Funny list but I'll make a wager that pos_stock_hoarder 07/11/14 09:21:16 AM
#20064   Boy, he hit this on the head. Newhampsha 07/11/14 07:11:43 AM
#20063   If women ruled the world there would be SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/10/14 11:31:30 AM
#20062   Dat be funny! pos_stock_hoarder 07/10/14 11:07:30 AM
#20061   ...The REALLY funny part of that,... backtrax 07/10/14 09:10:48 AM
#20060   Just when you think you have heard all Newhampsha 07/10/14 07:32:08 AM
#20059   Amen! excel 07/09/14 11:05:58 PM
#20058   A blonde made several attempts to sell her SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/09/14 10:32:09 PM
#20057   If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules" SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/09/14 10:30:14 PM
#20056   In other news: During a brawl after the SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/09/14 08:04:05 PM
#20055   Once there were 3 people in an airplane, SHORENUFFSTUFF 07/09/14 08:02:44 PM