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Politics are a cause of concern for many who come here to escape the antics of the political playground on the Potomac. As such, politicals should be posted on boards specializing in politics: "The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected."~Will Rogers We've the right to Freedom of Speech, but with rights comes responsibilities. Please be responsible by choosing the right forum / board for politics. JOKES is for laughs, not political propagandizing, please. The main criterion for politically out-of-bounds is (but not necessarily limited to): Jokes in which a candidate or political party is the butt of the joke is off-topic and subject to removal. It may be funny as all get-out, but alas, this isn't a campaign thread and IHub has boards specializing in politics and some anything-goes boards. JOKES is for laughs for the masses and humor for all who bless us with their presence.

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#21548 pos_stock_hoarder 10/04/15 11:45:52 AM
#21547   A Tennessee State trooper pulled a car over SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/04/15 11:20:18 AM
#21546   A preacher visiting his flock in the country Seminole Red 10/04/15 08:07:06 AM
#21545   The object of golf is to play the SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/03/15 10:15:10 AM
#21544   Father: "Son, you need to be more industrious. excel 10/02/15 08:28:34 AM
#21543   Yeash, now this here's a porcu-hic-pine. Lets pos_stock_hoarder 10/01/15 11:14:08 AM
#21542   Can you just picture that, LOLOL Flobewan 10/01/15 10:21:00 AM
#21541   Yep. It said he squeezed the raccoon to Gmenfan 10/01/15 10:16:52 AM
#21540   All laughing aside, I'd like to know how pos_stock_hoarder 10/01/15 10:04:12 AM
#21539   OMG OMG OMG LMAO Flobewan 10/01/15 09:53:21 AM
#21538   Not quite ready for a Darwin award but close! Gmenfan 10/01/15 09:42:27 AM
#21537   Lesson learned: always discarded your squeezed out pos_stock_hoarder 10/01/15 08:48:58 AM
#21536   Inventive Sailor defeats breathalyzer-locked auto, with a raccoon! backtrax 10/01/15 08:18:28 AM
#21535   From the Old Timers Club board and mnfats: Gmenfan 09/30/15 05:02:31 PM
#21534   In this wussie day and age, that first pos_stock_hoarder 09/30/15 01:59:50 PM
#21533   Wife says my helmet looks ridiculous, SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/30/15 01:56:15 PM
#21532   Karate is a good skill to have SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/28/15 01:41:52 PM
#21531   Finally, the relatives of the inventor of the SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/27/15 10:54:48 AM
#21530   I asked 100 women, what their favorite soap wow_happens28 09/27/15 10:27:02 AM
#21529   Actual writings in Mpumalanga Hospital Register, in South Africa Pro-Life 09/25/15 03:04:36 PM
#21528   We were sitting at the dinner table one SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/25/15 02:11:59 PM
#21527   My wife said she'd kill me if I SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/24/15 09:32:25 AM
#21526   Always loved Yogi! Gmenfan 09/24/15 06:47:40 AM
#21525   Yogi-isms If you are younger you may not have wow_happens28 09/23/15 06:41:36 PM
#21524   A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman Seminole Red 09/23/15 01:45:41 PM
#21523   LOL, I don't think I will use that wow_happens28 09/22/15 02:59:31 PM
#21522   A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/22/15 01:05:13 PM
#21521   While she was flying down the road yesterday, SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/22/15 01:02:39 PM
#21520   LMBO! pos_stock_hoarder 09/21/15 02:23:51 PM
#21519   Final Will Seminole Red 09/21/15 02:15:28 PM
#21518   Sage Advice Seminole Red 09/21/15 11:23:52 AM
#21517   Before SWAT there was Total Weapons and Tactics SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/21/15 11:21:17 AM
#21516   My wife won't let me spank her ass SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/19/15 03:20:04 PM
#21515   A businessman in the first class cabin decided wow_happens28 09/19/15 02:02:53 PM
#21514   A drunken man who smelled of whiskey sat wow_happens28 09/19/15 12:08:43 AM
#21513   I think there's a message in there but pos_stock_hoarder 09/18/15 04:04:12 PM
#21512   What's not to like!!?? Gmenfan 09/18/15 03:23:20 PM
#21511   Repairing the Downspout zigzagman 09/18/15 02:15:37 PM
#21510   That lady I'm married to SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/18/15 01:54:12 PM
#21509   BBQ RULES SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/18/15 10:55:05 AM
#21508   An old man from a far off land SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/18/15 10:52:09 AM
#21507   I just bought my wife that SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/16/15 12:28:24 PM
#21506   I must remember that when the opportunity strikes! pos_stock_hoarder 09/16/15 08:01:27 AM
#21505   After a tiring day, a commuter settled down Seminole Red 09/16/15 06:05:07 AM
#21504   woman went to her doctor for advice. She Seminole Red 09/15/15 09:53:53 AM
#21503   They shouldn't call it "office politics" SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/14/15 04:02:32 PM
#21502   A man is sitting at the bar downing SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/14/15 03:57:12 PM
#21501   The Toilet Seat SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/14/15 12:10:58 PM
#21500 pos_stock_hoarder 09/13/15 10:21:35 AM
#21499   Ponderisms Gmenfan 09/12/15 08:31:26 PM