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Politics are a cause of concern for many who come here to escape the antics of the political playground on the Potomac. As such, politicals should be posted on boards specializing in politics: "The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected."~Will Rogers We've the right to Freedom of Speech, but with rights comes responsibilities. Please be responsible by choosing the right forum / board for politics. JOKES is for laughs, not political propagandizing, please. The main criterion for politically out-of-bounds is (but not necessarily limited to): Jokes in which a candidate or political party is the butt of the joke is off-topic and subject to removal. It may be funny as all get-out, but alas, this isn't a campaign thread and IHub has boards specializing in politics and some anything-goes boards. JOKES is for laughs for the masses and humor for all who bless us with their presence.

Not only jokes, but if you have something uplifting that may lighten the load or brighten the day, feel free to post it.

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#22801   When Donald Trump died, an elaborate wake was SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/24/16 11:41:33 AM
#22800   I got the lyrics wrong and partied like SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/24/16 11:36:57 AM
#22799   Husbands are husbands SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/24/16 11:29:44 AM
#22798   BREAKING: Olympic athlete stripped of medal… SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/24/16 09:25:05 AM
#22797   So this guy has the courage -- but excel 08/24/16 09:24:54 AM
#22796[/char mnfats 08/23/16 12:47:35 PM
#22795 PappaJohn 08/22/16 05:04:27 PM
#22794   Emily, I don’t know what to do,” Gloria SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/21/16 03:23:02 PM
#22793   I love sharing groaners! pos_stock_hoarder 08/21/16 01:43:14 PM
#22792   Smokey the Bear reminds you to never buy Renee 08/21/16 12:14:21 PM
#22791   Good bunch of nyucks! pos_stock_hoarder 08/20/16 01:12:06 PM
#22790   A guy starts talking to two women in SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/20/16 12:21:42 PM
#22789   The king wanted to go fishing. He called SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/20/16 12:17:24 PM
#22788   One night a man walks into a bar SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/20/16 12:14:55 PM
#22787   A man is driving with his wife at SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/20/16 12:14:08 PM
#22786   "Ever since we got married, my wife has SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/20/16 12:13:07 PM
#22785   Thank you, I passed it along. SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/19/16 11:23:33 AM
#22784   Pro tip: SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/19/16 11:01:30 AM
#22783   It was a particularly tough football game, and excel 08/19/16 10:54:28 AM
#22782   Lost my car keys so I'm forcing the SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/19/16 10:53:08 AM
#22781   An Australian stopped at a local restaurant following basserdan 08/18/16 10:46:41 AM
#22780   A preacher was making his rounds on a SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/18/16 09:21:25 AM
#22779   I once had a wooden car that had SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/17/16 07:08:29 PM
#22778 mnfats 08/17/16 02:06:39 PM
#22777   A Pirate walks into a bar... sporting a SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/17/16 09:56:26 AM
#22776   A man is dining in a fancy restaurant SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/16/16 08:21:46 PM
#22775   I was standing in line at my bank SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/16/16 08:20:26 PM
#22774   Good stuff! pos_stock_hoarder 08/16/16 07:37:24 PM
#22773   On Aging excel 08/16/16 05:37:38 PM
#22772   Political Science for Dummies SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/15/16 03:15:45 PM
#22771   John grew up in a small town, then excel 08/15/16 11:08:11 AM
#22770   Funny quotes, media & film SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/15/16 08:26:18 AM
#22769   Funny quotes, theatre & critics SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/15/16 08:25:33 AM
#22768   Truths SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/15/16 08:21:41 AM
#22767   No, I'm not "lackadaisical", I'm lazy, which is SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/15/16 08:17:36 AM
#22766   This morning I was sitting on a bench SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/13/16 11:22:32 AM
#22765   In San Francisco, a man, wanting to rob devnull 08/12/16 04:55:11 PM
#22764   School absence excuses from parents: devnull 08/12/16 04:46:15 PM
#22763   Have you ever taken something apart, SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/12/16 11:36:55 AM
#22762   Seamstress: 250 pounds in a size 6 dress SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/12/16 11:30:24 AM
#22761   Seems to me… SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/10/16 01:23:17 PM
#22760   A judge asks a defendant to please stand. SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/10/16 01:19:13 PM
#22759   I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/10/16 01:18:39 PM
#22758   'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/08/16 02:24:54 PM
#22757   A chicken walks up to a duck standing SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/08/16 11:30:38 AM
#22756 mnfats 08/07/16 02:45:11 PM
#22755   My buddy is not to sharp. SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/07/16 10:26:17 AM
#22754   A 16-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/07/16 10:21:47 AM
#22753   It was many years ago since the embarrassing SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/07/16 10:20:12 AM
#22752   A vampire bat came flapping in from the SHORENUFFSTUFF 08/07/16 10:16:39 AM