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Please, not too blue. Remember, our children may be reading these, too. And language...what is "adult language?"...if it is wrong, it is wrong.

Politics are a cause of concern for many who come here to escape the antics of the political playground on the Potomac. As such, politicals should be posted on boards specializing in politics: "The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected."~Will Rogers We've the right to Freedom of Speech, but with rights comes responsibilities. Please be responsible by choosing the right forum / board for politics. JOKES is for laughs, not political propagandizing, please. The main criterion for politically out-of-bounds is (but not necessarily limited to): Jokes in which a candidate or political party is the butt of the joke is off-topic and subject to removal. It may be funny as all get-out, but alas, this isn't a campaign thread and IHub has boards specializing in politics and some anything-goes boards. JOKES is for laughs for the masses and humor for all who bless us with their presence.

Not only jokes, but if you have something uplifting that may lighten the load or brighten the day, feel free to post it.

Have something ironic or thought provoking?

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#22931   During WW !! three Allied spies were captured back2basics 10/24/16 05:48:41 PM
#22930   A man walks into a library and asks SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/24/16 01:08:50 PM
#22929   Many people don't know about the stick that SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/24/16 12:56:56 PM
#22928   I hope George Clooney dumps his wife so SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/24/16 12:55:57 PM
#22927   Weed....... PappaJohn 10/22/16 09:14:40 PM
#22926   A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/22/16 05:28:39 PM
#22925   :-) pos_stock_hoarder 10/22/16 03:30:02 PM
#22924   For our anniversary I took Marie out to mnfats 10/22/16 02:40:36 PM
#22923   I find it quite ironic that the most mnfats 10/22/16 02:38:33 PM
#22922   I'm agreeing with the biker I can tell excel 10/21/16 08:02:21 PM
#22921   I agree! Gmenfan 10/21/16 06:36:30 PM
#22920   A cowboy and a biker are on death devnull 10/21/16 04:40:31 PM
#22919   You gotta love Grandmas!!! SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/19/16 12:39:44 PM
#22918   A couple was celebrating their golden wedding SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/18/16 09:58:25 AM
#22917   The three unwritten rules of life... SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/16/16 12:11:33 PM
#22916   I know where to share this joke/reality! Gmenfan 10/15/16 04:22:46 PM
#22915   "The New York City subway system announced that mnfats 10/15/16 03:07:20 PM
#22914   IF ONLY! pos_stock_hoarder 10/15/16 11:15:30 AM
#22913   My wife said she is leaving me SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/15/16 10:29:33 AM
#22912   Trump already Destroying Arizona's Economy SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/15/16 10:18:03 AM
#22911   good morning larry Seminole Red 10/13/16 07:24:01 AM
#22910   " LOL " .. !! . Good Morning, SkeBallLarry 10/13/16 07:13:47 AM
#22909 Seminole Red 10/13/16 06:57:50 AM
#22908   Women's Ass size study: SkeBallLarry 10/12/16 11:55:17 AM
#22907   Did you hear about the fan violence in mnfats 10/11/16 03:05:16 PM
#22906 mnfats 10/11/16 02:45:06 PM
#22905   John, who lived in the north of England, e-ore 10/11/16 01:06:59 PM
#22904   An elderly man got one of those new e-ore 10/11/16 11:33:12 AM
#22903   After the eighty seven year old lady finished SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/11/16 11:26:10 AM
#22902   Jim Bob and Bubba go on a fishing trip. SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/09/16 08:00:05 PM
#22901   Hillary Clinton awoke in a hospital bed... SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/09/16 07:57:48 PM
#22900   A couple of True Stories From Life about back2basics 10/07/16 05:46:58 PM
#22899   Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back devnull 10/07/16 04:17:17 PM
#22898   Some school jokes... devnull 10/07/16 04:10:12 PM
#22897   I better read those rules myself. mnfats 10/07/16 01:19:41 PM
#22896   Talking about wives. A true story from life. back2basics 10/07/16 01:03:53 PM
#22895   Hi mn, no it wasn't "humping", but I back2basics 10/07/16 12:54:26 PM
#22894   My wife goes shopping to see things she SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/07/16 12:19:03 PM
#22893   Thank you so much. That is my mnfats 10/07/16 11:42:45 AM
#22892   An Indian boy to his father. back2basics 10/07/16 11:18:52 AM
#22891   This just in: SHORENUFFSTUFF 10/07/16 09:50:51 AM
#22890   LOLOL!!! excel 10/06/16 01:28:29 PM
#22889 Giovanni 10/06/16 12:33:58 PM
#22888   Good un! pos_stock_hoarder 10/05/16 06:32:23 PM
#22887   Son: Dad, why's my sister named Florence? mnfats 10/05/16 02:10:36 PM
#22886   Why do men prefer blondes? mnfats 10/05/16 02:08:49 PM
#22885[/char mnfats 10/05/16 12:38:27 PM
#22884 mnfats 10/05/16 12:34:00 PM
#22883 mnfats 10/05/16 12:27:28 PM
#22882[/c mnfats 10/05/16 12:24:13 PM