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Please, not too blue. Remember, our children may be reading these, too. And language...what is "adult language?"...if it is wrong, it is wrong.

Politics are a cause of concern for many who come here to escape the antics of the political playground on the Potomac. As such, politicals should be posted on boards specializing in politics: "The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected."~Will Rogers We've the right to Freedom of Speech, but with rights comes responsibilities. Please be responsible by choosing the right forum / board for politics. JOKES is for laughs, not political propagandizing, please. The main criterion for politically out-of-bounds is (but not necessarily limited to): Jokes in which a candidate or political party is the butt of the joke is off-topic and subject to removal. It may be funny as all get-out, but alas, this isn't a campaign thread and IHub has boards specializing in politics and some anything-goes boards. JOKES is for laughs for the masses and humor for all who bless us with their presence.

Not only jokes, but if you have something uplifting that may lighten the load or brighten the day, feel free to post it.

Have something ironic or thought provoking?

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#22517   A boss gave his new secretary an expensive SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/26/16 11:34:41 AM
#22516   Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/26/16 09:20:32 AM
#22515   During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approaches the SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/26/16 09:17:04 AM
#22514   A man placed some flowers on the grave SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/26/16 09:15:40 AM
#22513   On a farm out in the country lived SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/26/16 09:12:41 AM
#22512   Perfect! Gmenfan 05/25/16 08:15:00 PM
#22511 PappaJohn 05/25/16 07:53:02 PM
#22510   LMAO Seminole Red 05/25/16 06:46:20 PM
#22509   Excellent question.....We will put our giant brains to unEZ2 05/25/16 11:31:31 AM
#22508   Having sex in an elevator... SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/25/16 10:49:43 AM
#22507   A man moves from New York City to SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/25/16 10:40:44 AM
#22506   I conducted an orchestra the other day. SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/25/16 10:40:06 AM
#22505   " LOL " .. !! SkeBallLarry 05/24/16 09:43:50 AM
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#22502   Once there was 3 golfers, and there was SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/24/16 09:05:54 AM
#22501   A male gorilla at the zoo had been SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/24/16 09:04:06 AM
#22500   Some of you may remember this classic story ................ excel 05/23/16 11:44:52 AM
#22497   EXERCISING SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/22/16 12:42:58 PM
#22496   Should wait until they are ripe before harvesting. PappaJohn 05/21/16 04:46:19 PM
#22495   A little Mexican boy was playing around in SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/21/16 12:35:33 PM
#22494   Canadian 20 questions SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/21/16 12:34:00 PM
#22493   Bar Room Translations SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/21/16 12:32:15 PM
#22491   I thank the good Lord i work for excel 05/20/16 07:53:18 PM
#22490   A Conference Call in Real Life - if devnull 05/20/16 04:40:33 PM
#22489   What's the new etiquette rule? SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/20/16 08:45:24 AM
#22488   A guy goes to the supermarket and notices SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/20/16 08:40:05 AM
#22486   Post Office Humor SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/20/16 08:34:41 AM
#22485   Drivers in Québec SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/20/16 08:32:58 AM
#22484   Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/19/16 02:17:27 PM
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#22482   These are great!!! Gmenfan 05/19/16 11:32:38 AM
#22481   " LOL " .. !! SkeBallLarry 05/19/16 11:02:58 AM
#22480   I just had one of those penis extensions, SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/19/16 10:54:43 AM
#22479   A male whale and a female whale were SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/19/16 09:43:07 AM
#22478   Hope he has a bumper crop!!! Gmenfan 05/19/16 09:28:06 AM
#22477   What could go wrong? You've done what pos_stock_hoarder 05/19/16 08:50:22 AM
#22476   I'll drink to that!! Gmenfan 05/19/16 06:07:53 AM
#22475   My garden is nearly completed. Now, I PappaJohn 05/19/16 06:01:40 AM
#22474   For what I lack in imagination, I more SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/18/16 11:36:04 AM
#22473   At my funeral, I'm stipulating in my will SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/18/16 11:32:39 AM
#22472   Lawyer Ethics SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/18/16 08:51:40 AM
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#22469   LMFAO!!!! I'm passing this one along. Gmenfan 05/17/16 01:28:32 PM