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Post your best ones here...

Please, not too blue. Remember, our children may be reading these, too. And language...what is "adult language?"...if it is wrong, it is wrong.

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Not only jokes, but if you have something uplifting that may lighten the load or brighten the day, feel free to post it.

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#20890   I can't watch porn with a storyline cause SHORENUFFSTUFF 03/29/15 11:44:18 AM
#20889   " LOL " .. !! SkeBallLarry 03/28/15 09:43:03 AM
#20888   The boss walked into the office one morning Pro-Life 03/28/15 09:33:45 AM
#20887   The sergeant in the Army bomb-clearing detail was mnfats 03/27/15 04:37:28 PM
#20886   I hate people who think it's cool to SHORENUFFSTUFF 03/27/15 02:45:15 PM
#20885   Bob Dylan said it best. Don't follow pos_stock_hoarder 03/27/15 10:28:32 AM
#20884   25 predictions that were very wrong: Gmenfan 03/27/15 10:17:53 AM
#20883   The Pope is visiting New York SHORENUFFSTUFF 03/26/15 12:03:49 PM
#20882   That's all I had. SHORENUFFSTUFF 03/26/15 11:54:57 AM
#20881   BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, lol The 8th Enigma 03/26/15 11:37:16 AM
#20880   The Redhead SHORENUFFSTUFF 03/26/15 10:54:29 AM
#20879   Another Python goodie: The Black Knight Renee 03/25/15 09:00:31 PM
#20878   An oldie but goodie from Monty Python: Not Renee 03/25/15 08:57:14 PM
#20877   A man was about to enter a bar mnfats 03/25/15 03:42:25 PM
#20876   What do you call a person who speaks mnfats 03/25/15 03:24:30 PM
#20875   It's true that gray hair makes you look distinguished...... mnfats 03/25/15 03:21:58 PM
#20874   A young korean couple are lying in bed SHORENUFFSTUFF 03/24/15 12:46:42 PM
#20873   After serving 18 months of a 25-year sentence, SHORENUFFSTUFF 03/24/15 12:36:10 PM
#20872   I just want to be fabulous... onTarget 03/24/15 11:44:14 AM
#20871   Stress? Don't talk to me about stress. SHORENUFFSTUFF 03/23/15 03:34:26 PM
#20870   Eggzactly! pos_stock_hoarder 03/23/15 01:58:55 PM
#20869   LOL! You couldn't help yourself I know the excel 03/23/15 01:56:42 PM
#20868   There you go again...eggaggerating things again! pos_stock_hoarder 03/23/15 01:16:39 PM
#20867   " LOL " .. !! SkeBallLarry 03/23/15 11:37:02 AM
#20866   I was very eggcited when I saw that excel 03/23/15 11:36:06 AM
#20865   " ahhhh, that's a good one, Excel ... SkeBallLarry 03/23/15 11:15:34 AM
#20864   LOL! excel 03/23/15 11:12:59 AM
#20863   Ha! The siggy is very eggucational! pos_stock_hoarder 03/23/15 10:59:44 AM
#20862   Politicians should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so excel 03/23/15 10:47:19 AM
#20861   A classic ! SHORENUFFSTUFF 03/22/15 10:38:08 AM
#20860   My relationship with the time traveling girl was SHORENUFFSTUFF 03/21/15 10:19:44 AM
#20859   LOL! excel 03/20/15 02:52:30 PM
#20858   Now if he was married to Rosie O'Donnell, pos_stock_hoarder 03/20/15 02:44:41 PM
#20857   LOL! excel 03/20/15 02:05:25 PM
#20856   I don't remember much about last night... SHORENUFFSTUFF 03/20/15 11:44:35 AM
#20855   Well, the guy didn't wind up too badly pos_stock_hoarder 03/20/15 11:01:24 AM
#20854   " LOL " .. !! SkeBallLarry 03/20/15 08:36:00 AM
#20853   Woman do have their ways of getting that excel 03/20/15 08:33:20 AM
#20852   proof of Global Warming Doubloon 03/19/15 09:09:31 AM
#20851   Think before you speak... Losha 03/18/15 03:11:50 PM
#20850   I ate one of those artisan pizzas and SHORENUFFSTUFF 03/18/15 12:04:38 PM
#20849   A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it SHORENUFFSTUFF 03/18/15 10:34:42 AM
#20848   An Irishman was flustered not being able to SHORENUFFSTUFF 03/17/15 01:50:45 PM
#20847   How many Teamsters does it take to The 8th Enigma 03/17/15 12:00:23 PM
#20846   How Many Irishman Does it Take to Screw The 8th Enigma 03/17/15 11:22:11 AM
#20845   A husband went to the sheriff’s department to excel 03/17/15 10:11:47 AM
#20844   LMAO! Gmenfan 03/17/15 06:04:51 AM
#20843   I'm beginning to believe in life after death. iheartweimers 03/16/15 10:14:39 PM
#20842   Two policemen (Constable Ken and Bob) call the Gmenfan 03/16/15 06:04:27 PM
#20841   A thief who was SHORENUFFSTUFF 03/16/15 11:09:19 AM