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#20777   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/dog1_zps49c3esfw.jpg mnfats 03/04/15 11:29:25 AM
#20776   An older gentleman was on the operating table excel 03/03/15 04:32:54 PM
#20775   My therapist said that I needed to find SHORENUFFSTUFF 03/03/15 03:36:50 PM
#20774   Kid's Voices PappaJohn 03/02/15 08:18:07 AM
#20773   I was working late at the Cellphone Warehouse SHORENUFFSTUFF 03/01/15 11:21:35 AM
#20772   What do you call a pill SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/28/15 11:30:34 AM
#20771   "Ever since we got married... SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/28/15 11:22:21 AM
#20770   An old cowboy was in a saloon. SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/28/15 11:21:17 AM
#20769   A woman comes home and tells her husband, SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/27/15 10:07:21 AM
#20768   A girl went to her doctor complaining that SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/27/15 10:06:49 AM
#20767   A young man saw an elderly couple SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/27/15 09:59:32 AM
#20766   Funny stuff http://safeshare.tv/w/sLtCVDmZnm iheartweimers 02/26/15 09:54:16 PM
#20765   Don't you hate it when someone answers their SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/26/15 11:33:16 AM
#20764   The owner of a small deli was being excel 02/25/15 09:38:38 PM
#20763   Three old men were talking about their health SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/25/15 12:49:56 PM
#20762   Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in excel 02/25/15 11:56:04 AM
#20761   In Beijing there is a SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/24/15 03:44:10 PM
#20760   A Texas State trooper pulled a car over SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/24/15 03:37:48 PM
#20759   THE BACK NINE SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/24/15 12:00:40 PM
#20758   A woman stopped me and asked... SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/24/15 09:44:11 AM
#20757   You know you're Italian if: SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/23/15 01:08:08 PM
#20756   A Scotsman on a visit to Chicago was SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/22/15 10:07:18 AM
#20755   An elderly man and woman... SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/22/15 10:02:53 AM
#20754   Senior wedding SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/22/15 10:01:29 AM
#20753   Farmers only .com SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/22/15 09:58:54 AM
#20752   My neighbor just came back from two weeks iheartweimers 02/21/15 06:15:16 PM
#20751   A plane was shot down over Iraq... SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/21/15 09:58:14 AM
#20750   Not a joke but an amazing display of Gmenfan 02/20/15 02:18:59 PM
#20749   A couple of old guys were golfing when SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/20/15 02:04:34 PM
#20748   There's a man on the way up the mnfats 02/19/15 02:44:03 PM
#20747   And on the 8th day God said, OK mnfats 02/19/15 02:13:05 PM
#20746   Jill:Do you ever miss the ex? mnfats 02/19/15 02:10:15 PM
#20745   A Sloth was reporting he was robbed by SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/19/15 10:57:35 AM
#20744   Beatrice's nephew was 4 when she was pregnant mnfats 02/17/15 03:36:21 PM
#20743   Work is a great thing.............. SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/17/15 01:03:58 PM
#20742   The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies Flobewan 02/17/15 12:04:36 PM
#20741   Dear grapefruit, SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/17/15 10:48:42 AM
#20740   When travelling at the speed of sound, can SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/17/15 10:38:48 AM
#20739   I listened as this couple discussed the options SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/15/15 03:50:11 PM
#20738   On his 70th birthday, a man was given SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/14/15 08:55:11 AM
#20737   PSYCHOLOGY 101- Behavior Experiment excel 02/13/15 09:30:51 PM
#20736   Good bunch stuffy, I got a lot of The 8th Enigma 02/13/15 04:33:50 PM
#20735   Good one hoarder, lol The 8th Enigma 02/13/15 04:32:08 PM
#20734   Mating seson... pos_stock_hoarder 02/13/15 04:10:29 PM
#20733   I hate helping my wife SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/13/15 01:54:29 PM
#20732   A woman found out that her dog could SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/13/15 01:51:18 PM
#20731   I never know whether to screw up my SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/13/15 12:02:09 PM
#20730   "I changed my car horn from a honk Pro-Life 02/11/15 08:18:26 PM
#20729   Just bought a sandwich at the airport SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/11/15 10:20:46 AM
#20728   LMAO!!!!!!! Gmenfan 02/11/15 07:56:24 AM
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