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Not only jokes, but if you have something uplifting that may lighten the load or brighten the day, feel free to post it.

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#23841   LMBO! pos_stock_hoarder 09/21/17 01:02:23 PM
#23840   " LOL " .. I'd call dat a SkeBallLarry 09/21/17 12:42:41 PM
#23839 Giovanni 09/21/17 12:26:53 PM
#23838 Giovanni 09/21/17 12:26:51 PM
#23837   " LOL " .. !!! SkeBallLarry 09/21/17 12:24:12 PM
#23836   Two boys noticed something odd in an apartment, SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/21/17 12:15:09 PM
#23835   I'm offering a $1,000 reward… SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/21/17 12:14:45 PM
#23834   COOL-That was good. getmoreshares 09/21/17 10:31:48 AM
#23833 Parrot trying to get laid Giovanni 09/20/17 07:33:48 PM
#23832   A young woman was preparing for her wedding. getmoreshares 09/19/17 03:59:29 PM
#23831   Watched a cooking show and the host said… SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/19/17 12:30:07 PM
#23830   His beloved old white convertible was in deplorable excel 09/19/17 09:41:52 AM
#23829   That first one just slayed me! Spot on! pos_stock_hoarder 09/18/17 01:39:02 PM
#23828   My wife accused me of hating her family SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/18/17 12:30:15 PM
#23827   He should have asked if she wanted to back2basics 09/17/17 09:43:07 PM
#23826   Old gold! pos_stock_hoarder 09/16/17 04:49:13 PM
#23825   A young man took a farm girl into mnfats 09/16/17 03:48:05 PM
#23824 mnfats 09/16/17 03:44:27 PM
#23823   Mary: And, you won't believe this, he mnfats 09/16/17 03:40:11 PM
#23822   A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman getmoreshares 09/16/17 11:19:41 AM
#23821   Sweet Bathroom Time (Sweet Caroline song parody) Quintessence 09/15/17 04:57:31 PM
#23820   This story is about a rather old fashioned Quintessence 09/15/17 04:39:13 PM
#23819   In other words just stop it! back2basics 09/15/17 02:20:31 PM
#23818   In this time of diminishing laughs, that was back2basics 09/15/17 02:16:03 PM
#23817   LMBO! pos_stock_hoarder 09/15/17 02:07:50 PM
#23816 PappaJohn 09/15/17 01:59:22 PM
#23815   I think this one will work for me!!!! pos_stock_hoarder 09/15/17 01:10:46 PM
#23814[k18813975_14736614026 mnfats 09/15/17 12:46:44 PM
#23813   One day Steve's mom was cleaning his room. mnfats 09/15/17 12:40:18 PM
#23812   A man and his friend meet at the mnfats 09/15/17 12:34:29 PM
#23811   A classic ............. excel 09/15/17 12:09:58 PM
#23810   The internet is amazing... SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/14/17 01:30:02 PM
#23809   A C-130 is being escorted by two F-16s. SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/14/17 10:17:35 AM
#23808   I invited my girlfriend to go to the SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/14/17 10:17:05 AM
#23807   getmoreshares 09/13/17 04:34:54 PM
#23806   A guy sits down in a Cafe' and getmoreshares 09/13/17 11:31:50 AM
#23805   If my wife ever leaves me... SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/13/17 08:25:58 AM
#23804 mnfats 09/11/17 03:42:42 PM
#23803   Men's Help Line SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/11/17 10:20:35 AM
#23802   LMBO! pos_stock_hoarder 09/10/17 05:32:25 PM
#23801 mnfats 09/10/17 04:54:09 PM
#23800 mnfats 09/10/17 04:45:08 PM
#23799 mnfats 09/09/17 02:55:29 PM
#23798   Three old maids die and arrive in heaven Quintessence 09/08/17 04:55:15 PM
#23797   I just yawned so loud SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/08/17 10:34:21 AM
#23796   Not trying to sound like a conspiracy theorist.. SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/07/17 05:01:43 PM
#23795   A new teacher was trying to make use excel 09/07/17 09:18:48 AM
#23794   Love it. Gmenfan 09/06/17 06:26:24 AM
#23793   A man returning home a day early from getmoreshares 09/05/17 03:42:57 PM
#23792   At any given time… SHORENUFFSTUFF 09/05/17 03:22:15 PM