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#23036   What is "marketing"? SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/03/16 10:38:43 AM
#23035   There was an american man who lived in SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/03/16 10:32:37 AM
#23034   :-) pos_stock_hoarder 12/03/16 09:34:49 AM
#23033   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2016/12/2/yokkfdecorations.jpg PappaJohn 12/02/16 10:48:09 PM
#23032   The consensus after the election is… SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/02/16 10:27:23 AM
#23031   Three men were in an auto accident and SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/02/16 10:18:10 AM
#23030   GHOST back2basics 12/01/16 02:21:04 PM
#23029   21 lines. 21 smiles! back2basics 11/30/16 06:43:19 PM
#23028   Ann had never married, and was known for e-ore 11/30/16 05:36:30 PM
#23027   YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2016 WHEN... excel 11/30/16 11:26:15 AM
#23026   A little boy came home from school... SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/30/16 09:39:34 AM
#23025   An old geezer, who had been a retired excel 11/30/16 01:20:02 AM
#23024   You can’t buy Hot Pockets, you can only SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/29/16 02:30:09 PM
#23023   A terrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory, mnfats 11/29/16 01:54:32 PM
#23022   One of our patients wasn't taking any chances. mnfats 11/29/16 01:42:48 PM
#23021   https://scontent.fsjc1-3.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15036378_1552175564799365_4434315847966732753_n excel 11/29/16 12:45:54 AM
#23020   My wife has the body of a woman SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/28/16 11:54:00 AM
#23019   Spot on! Good boy, Spot! pos_stock_hoarder 11/28/16 10:10:55 AM
#23018   https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15219984_1561533883863533_528 excel 11/28/16 12:05:55 AM
#23017   A teacher asks the kids in her class SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/27/16 08:23:06 AM
#23016   A woman and a man meet at a SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/27/16 08:21:59 AM
#23015   That's awesome! devnull 11/25/16 04:32:52 PM
#23014   Church Bulletin Bloopers: devnull 11/25/16 04:29:54 PM
#23013   Once upon a time, there lived a man devnull 11/25/16 04:10:30 PM
#23012   An old man was on his deathbed. SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/25/16 01:32:36 PM
#23011   My checking account is like the Sistine Chapel: SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/25/16 01:04:46 PM
#23010   A new diet. SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/25/16 12:59:16 PM
#23009   Pumpkin pie ingredients: pumpkin, spice, cinnamon, puree, sugar,brown sugar... SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/25/16 10:12:32 AM
#23008   TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING! SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/25/16 10:07:22 AM
#23007   The Elephant and The Rope SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/25/16 10:05:40 AM
#23006   LMAO!!! Gmenfan 11/24/16 12:57:11 PM
#23005   A small church had a very attractive big-busted SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/24/16 12:00:58 PM
#23004   LOL! pos_stock_hoarder 11/23/16 11:07:06 PM
#23003   Time for ........ excel 11/23/16 09:25:31 PM
#23002   I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/23/16 01:59:31 PM
#23001   Coversation while pumping gas SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/23/16 10:50:43 AM
#23000   https://scontent.fsjc1-3.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14993395_1544212228929032_3 excel 11/23/16 02:42:35 AM
#22999   https://scontent.fsjc1-3.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15055604_1548763475140574_5 excel 11/23/16 02:40:46 AM
#22998   https://scontent.fsjc1-3.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15078924_1549773198372935_8 excel 11/23/16 02:38:49 AM
#22997   What Not to Name Your Dog SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/22/16 11:15:16 AM
#22996   I can't wait for thanksgiving. SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/22/16 11:14:45 AM
#22995   I'm not saying she's easy, but if she SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/22/16 11:08:26 AM
#22994   My neighbor is a doctor at the hospital SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/22/16 11:07:56 AM
#22993   Groucho Marx Quotes SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/21/16 10:21:25 AM
#22992   A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/21/16 10:18:06 AM
#22991   Doctor,doctor, I keep thinking I'm a SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/20/16 09:37:51 AM
#22990   LOL! excel 11/19/16 04:06:20 PM
#22989   Look carefully. All those bottles are full. pos_stock_hoarder 11/19/16 03:27:20 PM
#22988   Wheres the rest of the pictures of your kitchen? excel 11/19/16 03:25:34 PM
#22987   May the groom RIP! pos_stock_hoarder 11/19/16 03:22:34 PM
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