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Please, not too blue. Remember, our children may be reading these, too. And language...what is "adult language?"...if it is wrong, it is wrong.

Politics are a cause of concern for many who come here to escape the antics of the political playground on the Potomac. As such, politicals should be posted on boards specializing in politics: "The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected."~Will Rogers We've the right to Freedom of Speech, but with rights comes responsibilities. Please be responsible by choosing the right forum / board for politics. JOKES is for laughs, not political propagandizing, please. The main criterion for politically out-of-bounds is (but not necessarily limited to): Jokes in which a candidate or political party is the butt of the joke is off-topic and subject to removal. It may be funny as all get-out, but alas, this isn't a campaign thread and IHub has boards specializing in politics and some anything-goes boards. JOKES is for laughs for the masses and humor for all who bless us with their presence.

Not only jokes, but if you have something uplifting that may lighten the load or brighten the day, feel free to post it.

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#23287   The popular blonde cheerleader bounced into the local mnfats 02/26/17 02:04:40 PM
#23286   "We're from the Government and we're here to excel 02/25/17 02:15:01 PM
#23285 pos_stock_hoarder 02/25/17 02:04:29 PM
#23284   TY PSH. Another "most terrifying" back2basics 02/25/17 12:14:11 PM
#23283   Reagan's is on the list of the most pos_stock_hoarder 02/25/17 11:58:09 AM
#23282   The last one on is particularly funny because Gmenfan 02/25/17 08:39:03 AM
#23281   Another often told lie. back2basics 02/24/17 11:23:23 PM
#23280   Wise move. Gmenfan 02/24/17 03:20:10 PM
#23279   Yeah, I omitted it. LOL mnfats 02/24/17 02:13:43 PM
#23278   That and a promise! Gmenfan 02/24/17 02:12:10 PM
#23277   Does it have something to do with a mouth? mnfats 02/24/17 02:06:10 PM
#23276   My ex-girlfriend tried to humiliate me by telling SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/24/17 10:12:33 AM
#23275   A young New York woman was so depressed Gmenfan 02/23/17 01:25:47 PM
#23274 Gmenfan 02/23/17 01:23:23 PM
#23273 Gmenfan 02/23/17 01:22:11 PM
#23272 Gmenfan 02/23/17 01:20:46 PM
#23271   A little old lady goes to the doctor excel 02/23/17 09:13:15 AM
#23270   Wife's Diary: Tonight, I thought Bob was acting SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/23/17 08:33:56 AM
#23269   When the good Lord was making the world, SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/23/17 08:29:18 AM
#23268   There was a Native American who went into SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/23/17 08:28:09 AM
#23267 PappaJohn 02/22/17 10:54:46 PM
#23266   They left one out but I can't post Gmenfan 02/22/17 06:29:00 PM
#23265 mnfats 02/22/17 03:16:30 PM
#23264   1970: average parent - 4 kids SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/22/17 10:59:10 AM
#23263   I rolled a joint today. SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/22/17 10:43:11 AM
#23262   LOL! I like the way you think! excel 02/21/17 10:22:13 PM
#23261   The farmer should have handed the jerk a pos_stock_hoarder 02/21/17 10:00:12 PM
#23260   Amen! excel 02/21/17 09:27:12 PM
#23259   I was in a spelling bee once, SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/21/17 12:27:50 PM
#23258   Two men were talking. SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/21/17 10:03:46 AM
#23257   Bob was practicing his golf swing in his SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/21/17 10:00:58 AM
#23256   You're on a roll! pos_stock_hoarder 02/21/17 09:59:15 AM
#23255   An illegal alien picks up a hooker. "Hey, SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/21/17 09:54:24 AM
#23254   :-) pos_stock_hoarder 02/21/17 09:53:48 AM
#23253   Walking through his field, an Amish farmer notices SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/21/17 09:52:37 AM
#23252   Hey, it's an improvement. lol mnfats 02/20/17 03:58:07 PM
#23251   I built myself up from nothing to an pos_stock_hoarder 02/20/17 03:47:01 PM
#23250   I used to be up the creek without mnfats 02/20/17 03:19:44 PM
#23249   I had a difficult time remembering names until mnfats 02/20/17 03:16:01 PM
#23248   A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel. mnfats 02/20/17 03:12:31 PM
#23247   A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/20/17 11:18:28 AM
#23246   They found ksuave.. Giovanni 02/19/17 12:23:41 PM
#23245   That's pretty accurate. mnfats 02/18/17 03:54:36 PM
#23244   A teacher noticed that a little boy at SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/18/17 09:04:28 AM
#23243   A Teacher tells her class one day " SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/18/17 08:59:25 AM
#23242   A man is found out in the woods SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/18/17 08:55:46 AM
#23241   There was once a great actor who could SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/18/17 08:52:56 AM
#23240 Ms. Ing Link 02/18/17 08:27:11 AM
#23239   Hey, that's a good one. mnfats 02/17/17 01:59:53 PM
#23238   Whoever first said "out of sight, out of SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/17/17 10:22:30 AM