OMG! I am laughing so hard I nearly fell off my chair!!! The only saving grace is that I wasn't drinking anything or else I would need a new keyboard! LOLOL!
Matt.....LOLOL!!!! You've pegged me exactly!!!!..............well, not quite. Maybe you should ask Anna who knows me personally (then again, maybe not!) I can't wait for you to explain to me what formed that picture in your mind?!! I guess I need to work on my image that I transpose....OK, let's see what I can tell you....Ya' gotta' understand, because of the psychos at RB, I like to stay in cognito, but I'll tell ya' what I can....
No beard or mustache Loved to wear 70's clothes in the 70's (I think I still have my creme suit, chiana shirt, and puku shells, but haven't worn them in quite some time. 6' tall Sex machine (ahhhhh, once upon a time!{at least that's how I remember it}) Wears the shirts with the chest hair hanging out, with gold chains.....Again: see 1978, certainly been there, done that. Goldmember?.....(you wanted to say Minime, didn't you?)